wfuckinga Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'd have stood next to Morrissey and in the loudest voice asked for the pizza with the most meat and extra toppings of ham and pepperoni just to piss him off the cunt.I saw Morrisesey mentioned and immediately thought of ordering a meatlovers with extra meat hehe...I ordered a dolphin burger at some organic vegan restaurant run by militant lesbians once If you ever see Matt Sorum at a pizza place, order a really meaty pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'll order one with extra cock and balls, and then present it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) It makes you wonder about the 'i won't play cuz of the smell of bacon' bullshit doesn't it? if he was alright to sit in a fuckin' Pizza Express Gotta be bollocks though, Pizza Express, Morrissey? This bloke gets his haircut for 200 quid a turn in Mayfair, the fucks he gonna be doin' in a Pizza Express?!?! And as far as all you meat eater hard nuts, Mike Tysons a vegan too, try givin' it to him about that shit Edited January 29, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I had dinner with Jimmy Carter We're talking about the same person right, as in President Carter? Shit, what the fuck you doin' hangin' out with presidents Well he lives in a really small town, Plains Georgia.I lived in a neighboring town about 5 minutes away, and it wasn't unusual for him to be out and about in my town.But anyways I was about 11 or 12 and he was eating at the same restraunt as my family, so I just went up and asked him if I could eat with him, and he said sure.I wish I had been a little older and could have talked to him about more interesting things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I met Kevin Max after a show a few years ago and we talk online from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November_rain Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I´ve met very few celebs:-Pedja Mijatovic, former Real Madrid player, super nice guy.-Alvaro Negredo, former U.D. Almeria player and current Manchester City player. He flirted with me at a pub one night but I ignored him, I didn´t even know who he was and my friend was like "are you silly or what, did you ignore HIM?!!!" -Dizzy Reed, backstage in 2006 (only lasted a few seconds) and saw Axl leaving the backstage area but I didn´t dare to go and ask for an autograph or say anything.-Niña Pastori, Spanish flamenco singer. Met her briefly in a shopping center lol.-David Bisbal, spanish singer from my hometown who is friends from childhood with my cousins. My aunt swears we used to play together in birthday parties and all when we were kids but I swear to God I don´t remember it. So I don´t know if that counts as a celeb meeting lol.-Maria José Santiago, Spanish flamenco singer. Met her briefly last year at the local tv station where I worked as a mua.Not too interesting but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 To add to the list of "famous people I have touched but not actually met", I served Tracey Emin dinner once. Her bar tab was under the name of Marta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Others...Most of the Durham team including Collingwood, Harmy, Onions, Stokes, Bothwick etc. You just sit under the pavilion and have conversations with them, grab autographs when they come out to field. One of the reasons I like cricket, it is not this elitist thing like football, where the players think they are better than the general population.Newcastle keeper Pavel Srníček. He was not very pleased when we pestered him for autographs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 And as far as all you meat eater hard nuts, Mike Tysons a vegan too, try givin' it to him about that shit I'm sure he would eat a sneaky dolphin or whale burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 To add to the list of "famous people I have touched but not actually met", I served Tracey Emin dinner once. Her bar tab was under the name of Marta.Not to be a prick but what is wrong with her face? She always has this weird grimace going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Joe Rogan, lots of other comics who are probably no names here, Ludacris, Lil Jon.... various wrestlers when I was a kid... Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Scott Steiner, Shawn Michaels. Sports, Chipper Jones, Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine. Josh Smith (actually played against me and our HS basketball squad when I was in HS), Al Horford, Jeff Teague. Matt Ryan, Roddy White, Julio Jones, Tony Gonzalez, Michael Turner, John AbrahamMike Tyson? Explain Just at a signing event in Atlanta. He was a really cool dude, funny, cracked jokes and whatnot. Got a couple of pics of him throwing a fake punch at me and another with his arm around my shoulder. Cool dude, would have never expected it. Very very friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Yeah he was here recently too. My brother met him, got a photo and a signed pair of gloves. Sugar Ray Leonard is coming here to do the same next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***Flawless Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Not necessarily met but I sat next to Johnny Marr in the cinema, and also saw Morrissey in Pizza Express (although I daren't approach him because... well, it's him).FOR FUCKSSAKE FLAWLESS!!! Johnny Marr and you didn't say nothing?!?!?!?!?! Moz I could understand although i'd've still said something but Johnny Marrs a fuckin' geezer, how could you not say anything?!?! Tell me more, what film were you watching, how could you tell in the dark it was Johnny Marr, what happened i want details!!And Moz in Pizza Express? What Pizza was he having? What the fuck, Morrissey wouldn't go to no fuckin' pizza express, come on, you can't just leave it at that! I can't BELIEVE you just ignored Johnny Marr though, fuckin', i'd get my fuckin' prayer matt out for that one, fuckin' hell. Seriously, you makin' this up, Morrissey in a pizza express? I want details young lady! I didn't realise! I went to sit down after the lights had dimmed a bit, and I generally don't take notice of people sitting next to me that I'm not with. I then got up after the film had finished without looking at him, and my friend whispered the situation to me (by then I was equal amounts of ashamed and star-struck, resulting in my inability to speak to him). Although, I smiled and nodded at him which he reciprocated, which was rather nice. The film was The Avengers btw.I tried not to stare at Morrissey as did everyone else who obviously recognised him, even the waitress seemed terrified to approach him. I wasn't close enough to know the details of his order but our waiter told us that it wasn't the first time he'd been there. He didn't go into a fit of rage or berate anyone for getting a meat pizza so I assume Pizza Express dulls his preaching . He definitely gave off the 'don't approach me' vibe. Edited January 29, 2014 by ***Flawless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 To add to the list of "famous people I have touched but not actually met", I served Tracey Emin dinner once. Her bar tab was under the name of Marta.Not to be a prick but what is wrong with her face? She always has this weird grimace going on.It's all the drink and drugs. (Name a British person who was at the height of their fame in the '90s who didn't pick up a narcotics habit at some point).Nah. Her face is just like that. She's half Turkish, which might explain it, but then again, it might not and I'm just a big racist for bringing up her heritage to justify her facial features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 To add to the list of "famous people I have touched but not actually met",Honestly woman, you're like a white female Purple Aki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 To add to the list of "famous people I have touched but not actually met",Honestly woman, you're like a white female Purple Aki That's the plan. Suppose I'll have to get that gym membership sorted out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I once got Michael Barrymore's autograph before that scandal with that guy found floating in his pool.I once asked Richard Blackwood 'does image matter a lot when working in the public eye?' at Brixton Academy.I once ran into this chick from Eastender's at the vet. I guess she lives in Thornton Heath too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liers Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I met the weather man on our local channel one time in the grocery store. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 former nfl player nick collins and wrestler goldust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Robert Plant, Wolf from American Gladiators and Tosh from The Bill. Not really celebrities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 One of my friends is sort of becoming famous, same with this person I went to school with; My friend's an alternative model; the guy I went to school with's a Rastafarian rapper; now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Robert Plant, Wolf from American Gladiators and Tosh from The Bill. Not really celebrities...Robert Plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I once got Michael Barrymore's autograph before that scandal with that guy found floating in his pool.Was he Awight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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