Guest Len B'stard Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 My old man once went to a quite expensive medical specialist because his hair was weakening. The guy was bald. My old man never returned. Do you miss him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 My old man once went to a quite expensive medical specialist because his hair was weakening. The guy was bald. My old man never returned. Do you miss him? Sometimes, but I'm glad he has found love with the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I bought myself a comb and hair gel today. Am I doing it right.Probably not. You got the hair gel at a CVS or a grocery store or some shit, didn't you? Where are you supposed to get it? Hairdresser or barber. Or you can order it.Yeah well... in 100 years we will both look like shit. #YOLO Most important thing is to get a proper cut, and keep it clean. I spend my money on a good shampoo and conditioner, and you won't need too many other products to make it look good. Depending on how you wear your hair, and how long it is, rubbing a dab of gel or paste thru it should be enough for most guys to maintain their style throughout the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I hate those shiny forehead motherfuckers that cake all that shit on their barnet, looks fuckin' horrible. Like they got a moulded wig on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Or as my old man says - "He looks like he stuck his head in a chip pan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 What do you use Mag?Just a dime size dollop. Holds nicely and you wouldn't even know it's in there to look at it. I don't do the wet look or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I bought myself a comb and hair gel today. Am I doing it right.Probably not. You got the hair gel at a CVS or a grocery store or some shit, didn't you? Where are you supposed to get it? Hairdresser or barber. Or you can order it.hooray for tolerance! please, I am an unemployed college student. I ain't got no money for that.Come on, now. Stuff I use is $15 a can. Lasts me months. Good grooming products are often reasonably priced because a tiny bit goes a long way.I got some old spice hair gel.That's right. Old. Spice.One step above cowboy boots, bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 We've seen your hair Arnold and there's nothing wrong with it at all. You work the Old Spice! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Thank you P4A. I'm going to grease it back for my big dinner tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus H. Christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus H. ChristYou can call me arnold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'm not mocking fashion. Dont worry, Red. I'm not even opposed to guys into it. I am to a certain degree. Its good to have pride with your appearance, but if you're gonna sit around discussing the aroma a certain part of a shoe gives off I'm going to make some comments and judgements. I think its pretty fuckin funny!Just to clarify something about smelling new shoes I think there's a distinct difference between men and women here. Plenty of people I know, friends and customers alike, have often commented on how lovely it is to buy new shoes and when you open the box the smell of quality leather is one of the things that makes them so appealing. And it's not just leather shoes either. I own a pair of Melissa 'jelly' shoes which is a Brazilian shoe company, been around since 1979 and sells all over the world with the likes of designers like Karl Lagerfeld and Vivienne Westwood doing one off collections for them. The thing about Melissa that everyone loves is not just the fact they're super comfortable and very stylish but the rubber is infused with a fruity, bubblegum type scent. Go into a Melissa store (there's hundreds around the world) and you will see every girl in there sniffing the shoes. It's amazing and really cute! I've had mine since October last year and they still have the delicious smell. And it's so strong that my room has the faint scent in the air at all times. Several girls at work have them and we all know when someone or several of us are wearing them, you can smell the bubblegum smell from under the lunch table in the kitchen. http://www.stylehunter.com/featured/melissa-do-you-remember-those-jelly-shoes/My Melissa shoes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I got a 9 yr old niece who was telling me about this thing they do in school called 'peer mediation' which basically is a way to deal with issues that two parties may have, in the interest of resolving them. You talk to both parties, get their side of the story and reach a compromise between them like 'Timmy, if you promise to stop pulling Annies hair then she'll stop kicking over your Tonka truck, OK?' If you like Red and P4A, i can call my niece in, she's qualified and everything, she has this little badge that reads 'Peer Mediator' and everything Or I could be Mygnr's peer mediator But i want a badge to that effect.Sounds good Len. But just for clarification lets emphasise that your solution here is 'Peer MEDIATION'. Not 'Peer MEDICATION'. And you will be Mygnr's MEDIATOR, not Mygnr's MEDICATOR. (See McCoys style thread if you have no idea what I'm talking about. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus fucking Christ. Facekicker, on 16 May 2014 - 01:10 AM, said:Jesus H. ChristYou can call me arnold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Different strokes for different folks. Seems utterly ridiculous to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 Those are incredible.Now stop girling up the thread. This is grown man shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Thank God I'm not a fuckin' girl, imagine tryna walk in that. It'd be a bastard when you're pissed eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus fucking Christ. Facekicker, on 16 May 2014 - 01:10 AM, said:Jesus H. ChristYou can call me arnold. I think it would be confusing to call you Arnold when we already have an Arnold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 atleast they have the mcdonalds arches on them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 Thank God I'm not a fuckin' girl, imagine tryna walk in that. It'd be a bastard when you're pissed eh? I couldn't walk in them straight sober. Sometimes I'll go out to the car and not want to put my shoes on all the way, so I stick my toes in an old pair of sneakers with my heel hanging out the back. Well, if I ever disappear it's probably because I broke my neck on some stairs trying to walk on my toes. I don't know how they do it, I don't know why they do it, but I'm glad they do it because a well dressed beautiful woman is about the most breathtaking sight in creation. Thank God for them. And thank God we don't have to be one of them is exactly right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Thank God I'm not a fuckin' girl, imagine tryna walk in that. It'd be a bastard when you're pissed eh?I couldn't walk in them straight sober. Sometimes I'll go out to the car and not want to put my shoes on all the way, so I stick my toes in an old pair of sneakers with my heel hanging out the back. Well, if I ever disappear it's probably because I broke my neck on some stairs trying to walk on my toes. I don't know how they do it, I don't know why they do it, but I'm glad they do it because a well dressed beautiful woman is about the most breathtaking sight in creation. Thank God for them. And thank God we don't have to be one of them is exactly right.Aaaah, that's a nice thing to say. Even though we wear these shoes mostly for ourselves, it's a joy to know that the opposite sex appreciate them as well. Those shoes are an absolute joy to walk in, one of the most comfortable pair of heels I've ever owned. The first time I wore them was to the races last year. I was standing in them from 10 in the morning until 6 that night and was just starting to get a bit of soreness in the ball of my feet because of the steepness of the wedge. And they smell nice. atleast they have the mcdonalds arches on themHahaha! That's what I thought too! That's a girls version of the 'Golden Arches'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus fucking Christ. Facekicker, on 16 May 2014 - 01:10 AM, said:Jesus H. ChristYou can call me arnold. I think it would be confusing to call you Arnold when we already have an Arnold. Would it really, confusing, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Jesus H. ChristYou can call me AlDon't you fuckin dare call me Betty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 How often do you guys wash your jeans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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