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Matches are generally fantastic with some of the worlds best players scoring great goals. Worst El Classico in the past few years had that Bale goal near the end, they are rarely dull.

oh shit, El Cassicos tonight?!?! GODDDDD i loooove El Classico! The pagaentry! The atmosphere! The haircuts! The diving! The ref bullying! Yes, you'll find all thats good about football in El Classico :)

Oh please we get that United/Arsenal matches too.

I wonder how Klopp will fare against City today. Don't think we'll win, but if we do I fancy our chances at 3rd/4th.

I'm just joking, i love it really.

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Can you imagine Roy of the Rovers now? He would be called Iuarez Racionez. His teammates would no longer be Lofty, Jimmy and Duncan but Ebola, Viagra and Tia Maria. Sheikhs would own Melchester Rovers - Mel Park would be demolished, replaced with the Emirates Stadium of Light. Iuarez would have not settled down to raise a family with Penny, instead spending his free time spit-roasting several reality TV casualties - he would be done on rape charges somewhere down the line.

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Looking like Van Gaal will challenge for the title, could actually do it with the haphazard form everyone else is in, you've gotta have city favourites but then it's arsenal and us... after that obscene amount of money of course but he has some form of philosophy in place which isn't exactly failing however unexciting it has been.

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Can you imagine Roy of the Rovers now? He would be called Iuarez Racionez. His teammates would no longer be Lofty, Jimmy and Duncan but Ebola, Viagra and Tia Maria. Sheikhs would own Melchester Rovers - Mel Park would be demolished, replaced with the Emirates Stadium of Light. Iuarez would have not settled down to raise a family with Penny, instead spending his free time spit-roasting several reality TV casualties - he would be done on rape charges somewhere down the line.

I wrote a pilot for tv based on this world of football, sent it to the bbc and others. They said they weren't looking for a show like this. I think they are wrong. Imagine a show after match of the day Entourage meets Any Given Sunday merts Eastenders. Just re telling every premiership tabloid story around a young Grealish type player.

Looking like Van Gaal will challenge for the title, could actually do it with the haphazard form everyone else is in, you've gotta have city favourites but then it's arsenal and us... after that obscene amount of money of course but he has some form of philosophy in place which isn't exactly failing however unexciting it has been.

Dont rule out Leicester. If they get a few players in the window and keep it going... Edited by wasted
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Leicester away is going to be a hard old game to win next weekend but its the kinda game if you win sets you on the right track for a league title

Just like old times innit, United knocking Arsenal to fourth over a fuckin' bottlejob performance, BASTARDS! :lol: Y'gotta laugh ain't ya I suppose. Honestly though, a missed penality, a whack of the bar for Ozil, an open goal for Joel Campbell and on top of that my man Coquelin the Detective got injured.

If one man can ever truly be said to be responsible for a team losing then this game was fuckin' Artetas fault, hands out the free kick the scored from (despite blatantly having got the ball but fuck that, no excuses) and the scoring an own goal, he's is such a fuckin' liability it is untrue.

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Same old Arsenal. Obvious still need a CDM.

Vardy has pace but if utd sit back it might negate that. Cant see utds defense being in such disarray as Newcastles. Utd will just sit back and hit them with Depay on the break.

Maybe thats Leicesters story, just underestimated away from home. Teams go out to attack them but they have serious pace up front.

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Nah you're right, I'm saying it too, fuckin' 8 first team players injured? Arteta, Flamini, Joel Campbell as back up? Taking the fuckin' piss. This is why i was saying to Soulie earlier in this thread that we weren't gonna win it, cuz i know what my lot are like :lol:

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Nah you're right, I'm saying it too, fuckin' 8 first team players injured? Arteta, Flamini, Joel Campbell as back up? Taking the fuckin' piss. This is why i was saying to Soulie earlier in this thread that we weren't gonna win it, cuz i know what my lot are like :lol:

Oh and Campbell missing that 1 on 1 fucking sitter against Ruddy .... really mate? Mind you Lingard was in the same situation and made a bollocks of it too

Perez has called a press conference for 19:30 after meeting with the board of directors bye bye to the fat Spanish waiter by the looks of it shortest Madrid stand of history surely?

Campbell is a useless cunt, all these fuckin' Arsenal forums moaning about 'why dont he give Campbell a chance?' cuz he's a fuckin' wanker, thats why.

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Nah you're right, I'm saying it too, fuckin' 8 first team players injured? Arteta, Flamini, Joel Campbell as back up? Taking the fuckin' piss. This is why i was saying to Soulie earlier in this thread that we weren't gonna win it, cuz i know what my lot are like :lol:

Oh and Campbell missing that 1 on 1 fucking sitter against Ruddy .... really mate? Mind you Lingard was in the same situation and made a bollocks of it too

Perez has called a press conference for 19:30 after meeting with the board of directors bye bye to the fat Spanish waiter by the looks of it shortest Madrid stand of history surely?

Campbell is a useless cunt, all these fuckin' Arsenal forums moaning about 'why dont he give Campbell a chance?' cuz he's a fuckin' wanker, thats why.

He had one semi decent world cup and as Costa Rica become a surprise team it was natural people would be sucking him off over it

The disparity is ridiculous though. He gets lauded for doing exactly fuck all and then someone like David Ospina, whoose been brilliant, makes one cock up (bit of a biggun but still) and he's fuckin' crucified for it. Coquelin is important though, he keeps it nice and tidy and makes it so people like Santi can do their job, Rambo as well is really important. Theo Walcott is another one that i think, i think I've said this previously, has NEVER justified his wages, not ever.

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