arnold layne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You're a good lad Lenny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Dont take it so bad man, everybody gets it for something or other, Dazey for being a fatty, Dies' for being into history, me for my striking resemblence to Ayman Al Zawahiri , Mags for following women around New England with serrated edge blades, it's all in the name of good humour Or poor taste, which ever you prefer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Reminder here of certain Persian cuisine Be prepared for a lot of "Iranian... Iranian... Iranian...": People ask her where she is from and when she says Iran the reactions are hilarious.Eyes open wide and a look of horror/fear I told her to say Persia or she'll get a fucking complex about herself.She tried it out last night, the reaction instead was that polite smile mixed with total fucking confusion."Oh Persia, like rugs and cats...coool"Which I suppose beats - "Iran...like amadjin amaginibab ahma...that mad guy who wants a nuke?"Then again I told her to just mention Bobby Sands and the embassy and it will get her out of any situation that's uncomfortable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know haha not in your neck of the woods anyway You know about this Len don't you?http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bobby-sands-burgers-tehran-545 Edited July 27, 2015 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I got Tinder blowing up. Nobody seems to share my passion for Christ though unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 What is your opening line - "Has HE touched you?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "Hey babe The names Layne and i put the stud into bible study" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I should use that one. Thanks spunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know haha not in your neck of the woods anyway You know about this Len don't you?http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bobby-sands-burgers-tehran-545Surely thats not serious?!? Fuckin' wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know haha not in your neck of the woods anyway You know about this Len don't you?http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bobby-sands-burgers-tehran-545Surely thats not serious?!? Fuckin' wankers.It is serious. They also renamed the street where the British Embassy is from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know haha not in your neck of the woods anyway You know about this Len don't you?http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bobby-sands-burgers-tehran-545Surely thats not serious?!? Fuckin' wankers. It is serious. They also renamed the street where the British Embassy is from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.A fuckin burger gaff though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't think mentioning Bobby Sands has ever helped anyone out of anywhere y'know haha not in your neck of the woods anyway You know about this Len don't you?http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bobby-sands-burgers-tehran-545Surely thats not serious?!? Fuckin' wankers. It is serious. They also renamed the street where the British Embassy is from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.A fuckin burger gaff though?I know, I know...And the inside is painted orange I'd like to think that Bobby Sands would overlook the inappropriateness of it, he'd certainly get a kick out of the embassy thing Actually the other day the Ayatollah lad was venerating him on twitter of all places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 The Churchill one makes sense, the burger one is a fuckin pisstake quite frankly, for a peoples that are easily offended and quick to misinterpret things as blasphemous or otherwise offensive they should use their fuckin' loaf a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 The Churchill one makes sense, the burger one is a fuckin pisstake quite frankly, for a peoples that are easily offended and quick to misinterpret things as blasphemous or otherwise offensive they should use their fuckin' loaf a bit.It's bizarre alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Ok, so I suspected that my guy friend was a bit of a flirt. But I just boiled it down to him enjoying innuendo or a dirty joke. But I went to the races and he commented on the photo on FB that my friend and I look hot. No problem, we dressed up. But I bumped into him in the pub tonight looking like crap and he's just messaged me saying I 'looked hot as always'. Men, please explain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 The Churchill one makes sense, the burger one is a fuckin pisstake quite frankly, for a peoples that are easily offended and quick to misinterpret things as blasphemous or otherwise offensive they should use their fuckin' loaf a bit.Would be pretty funny if they renamed the street in London with the Iranian Embassy as Salman Rushdie Street. Until some beardie smelly virgin blows up people :/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Mags for following women around New England with serrated edge bladesAllegedly!!!Ok, so I suspected that my guy friend was a bit of a flirt. But I just boiled it down to him enjoying innuendo or a dirty joke. But I went to the races and he commented on the photo on FB that my friend and I look hot. No problem, we dressed up. But I bumped into him in the pub tonight looking like crap and he's just messaged me saying I 'looked hot as always'.Men, please explain!He wants to sleep with you and he's feeling you out to see if you're game. Don't entertain sexual jokes with guys unless you're leaving the door open. It's not your fault, it's just the way we are. Edited July 28, 2015 by magisme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Ok, so I suspected that my guy friend was a bit of a flirt. But I just boiled it down to him enjoying innuendo or a dirty joke. But I went to the races and he commented on the photo on FB that my friend and I look hot. No problem, we dressed up. But I bumped into him in the pub tonight looking like crap and he's just messaged me saying I 'looked hot as always'.Men, please explain!He wants you and wants to see if you'll give him compliments back, then he'll push the envelope even further if you decide to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Ok, so I suspected that my guy friend was a bit of a flirt. But I just boiled it down to him enjoying innuendo or a dirty joke. But I went to the races and he commented on the photo on FB that my friend and I look hot. No problem, we dressed up. But I bumped into him in the pub tonight looking like crap and he's just messaged me saying I 'looked hot as always'.Men, please explain!Basically it means this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Ok, so I suspected that my guy friend was a bit of a flirt. But I just boiled it down to him enjoying innuendo or a dirty joke. But I went to the races and he commented on the photo on FB that my friend and I look hot. No problem, we dressed up. But I bumped into him in the pub tonight looking like crap and he's just messaged me saying I 'looked hot as always'.Men, please explain!Explain? He likes you. Whether it extends beyong wanting to fuck you, I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He got married a few months ago, and I'm married too. Affairs (if he wants anything) never go well. Flattering though. He apologised for staring at my cleavage on his wedding day. I hadn't noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I feel like my life is Eastenders now. Where all the drama happens with a pal you happen to see randomly in the pub. (There are 365 pubs in our city, neither of us planned to meet there and neither of us have been to that pub before. FATE!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah, the best you can probably get from this is to take it as a nice compliment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He got married a few months ago, and I'm married too. Affairs (if he wants anything) never go well. Flattering though. He apologised for staring at my cleavage on his wedding day. I hadn't noticed.You're such a wide eyed 'oo arr' Yorkshire yokel eh, all these blokes putting the moves on you and you're just kinda trundling along, blissfully unaware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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