arnold layne Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I think I have a sex problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why do I feel guilty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why do you think we care? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I think I have a sex problem.Viagra will solve that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why do I feel guilty? Did you let Miser log into your account or something? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why do I feel guilty?I guess you're looking for a deeper answer than 'because you're using someone you don't care about to stroke your massive ego'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 BAW-ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why do I feel guilty?I guess you're looking for a deeper answer than 'because you're using someone you don't care about to stroke your massive ego'?Epiphany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When does a relationship start? I gave the girl the D, but usually they are never specific about statuses. This has happened a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Must've been Jesuses night off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'm depressed. I had an awesome time. We banged all night, and now I'm here alone talking to Lenny with no idea if I'll ever get to see her naked again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Shoot yourself, all purpose cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Must've been Jesuses night off I was lying there with her, and she was feeling me up, and I told her I'm trying to behave. But when you are in the sack together, game over. Jesus is an afterthought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Shoot yourself, all purpose cure The struggle is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 A relationship is when you're doing something more than having a shag.She clearly doesn't respect you or your beliefs, so she's perfect as you don't respect yourself or your beliefs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Thanks man. You're absolutely right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 my god when did old fashion monkey sex get so EMO? Just go with the flow and enjoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Thanks man. You're absolutely right.And now Len is going to type the polar opposite of what Chris said, and your reply is going to be, "Thanks man. You're absolutely right." Edited August 20, 2015 by OmarBradley 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Thanks man. You're absolutely right.And now Len is going to type the polar opposite of what Chris said, and your reply is going to be, "Thanks man. You're absolutely right." That's what attention seekers do. They don't care what people are saying, as long as people are talking about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I am a niave little boy still new to the adventures of women Apollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 my god when did old fashion monkey sex get so EMO? Just go with the flow and enjoy Two reasons, I think. 1. If Nate hadn't been pretending to be a Christian the last couple of months, then people would be saying "good job" when he bragged about his latest sexual conquest.2. 99.9% of us don't seek validation from internet forum "friends" when we bang some random chick. If you have sex with your wife or if you were single and had banged some girl, would your first thought be to come to a rock n roll forum and brag about it? I guess it's important for him to have strangers pat him on the head for having sex?I don't remember who said it, but an interesting quote describing the attitude today - when I was a kid, we hid our diary under our beds. Now, kids publish their diary on Facebook and Twitter.I am a niave little boy still new to the adventures of women Apollo.Cool. We were all there once.Good luck with that. Bang lots of chicks while you are still young and single.Hopefully someday in the future you will find your soul mate, get married, have kids, and be happy as a clam.On a personal note, just for me, I also hope someday you do find God and allow him into your life. The changes He brings to you will be mindblowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Am I the only person who believes the only think he was 'banging' last night was his right hand? One minute he is a Christian, next something else - full of shite as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 You're right Apollo!I don't have friends. Because everyone I've ever associated has screwed me over, some women literally! So who do I talk to? Am I going to go to my old man and ask, 'Hey dad, is this chick playing me?' Hell no I'm not.So then my aunt and uncle tried to bring me to Jesus, and in principle it worked, until I saw some pussy and got hooked on it again. Now I'm off the rails again. Who actually loves me? Who would actually miss me when I'm gone?And that answer I'm guessing nobody fucking would.You don't fucking get it Apollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Am I the only person who believes the only think he was 'banging' last night was his right hand? One minute he is a Christian, next something else - full of shite as usual.If you can prove I am lying I will send you a $200 check. That is a promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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