Gracii Guns Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Just booked a long weekend away in a nice hotel in Durham for my husband and I's birthdays in September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 In bed going at it like rabbits, some random playlist on spotify playing away in the background, just as your about to blow your load you become aware of the chorus in the background...and you burst out laughing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Tell me is Cox or Pratt or something, please Grace Pratt Awww, I'm sorry darlin', you know I'm a fan club member really It's Abell. Rhyming with table, not rabble as some people think. Doesn't work with Grace very well but hey ho.Abells alright, i like Abell. Shame, i was hoping for Pratt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Just booked a long weekend away in a nice hotel in Durham for my husband and I's birthdays in September. Isn't it awesome having close birthdays! We're days apart so did a weeks holiday and it was perfection.I've just been to a lovely wedding evening do. The bride and groom are a lovely couple, really genuine and nice people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I miss this thread. I bailed when Arnie got all Jesus-yAnything interesting going on?Miser, you got an update? I'm bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Lith has settled down, Arnold is surprisingly quiet, I'm settled down, what's your story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 (edited) Add me to the settled down list as well. It's long distance for the time being, but we're making it work! Edited September 2, 2015 by The Real McCoy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Miser, you got an update? Don't you do this man. Don't open the floodgates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Add me to the settled down list as well. It's long distance for the time being, but we're making it work! Congrats - I'm happy for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 So today I got the Lonely Housewife Experience, delivered by Yodel.I receive a call asking me which building was mine, and I take the delivery. I then noise there's a text from an unknown number on my phone. Thinking that someone had got the wrong number, well you can read the rest. NORMAL DELIVERY DRIVERS DON'T TEXT YOU AFTER THEY'VE DELIVERED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 every day the same boring lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Hahahaha thats surely a sackable offence. Mind you, if he makes a "mistake" on all his other jobs, he probably ends up with one or two girls every week.The guy could be a genious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Lith has settled down, Arnold is surprisingly quiet, I'm settled down, what's your story?Same old. Can't complain. Took gf to a trip up north with my best friend's family. It was a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 I'm taking my girl out for dinner and that new Pixar film this weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 She made it Facebook official today. So...cool? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Made what Facebook official? Whats facebook official? What are you talking about, thats half a sentence, have you been hanging around with Snakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Made what Facebook official? Whats facebook official? What are you talking about, thats half a sentence, have you been hanging around with Snakes? I assume he means she changed her Facebook status into 'in a relationship with ZoSoRose'. Jesus, you are getting old, Lenny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) In nineteen nought six in our fair town of Prescott Missourah camed a sight such as had never been seen in our fair Hamlet. Twas an auto-mo-beel. A yellow Winton Flyer. Ah remembers them there days as the best darn days of my life. Folks was...kinder then...walked slower...and they didn't grow so tall. We was little people. But by the grace of our lord Jesus Christ we was good people. Edited September 3, 2015 by Len B'stard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Lol, wtf lenny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Even I knew that.On topic: It's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got my dick sucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got my dick sucked.Stirring a fish bowl with it don't count, son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got my dick sucked.Stirring a fish bowl with it don't count, son.Does it not? Fuck, well that knocks my blowjob list to just the one recieved then, bless that Halloween pumpkin! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got my dick sucked.Stirring a fish bowl with it don't count, son.Does it not? Fuck, well that knocks my blowjob list to just the one recieved then, bless that Halloween pumpkin!You wait for Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got my dick sucked.Stirring a fish bowl with it don't count, son.Does it not? Fuck, well that knocks my blowjob list to just the one recieved then, bless that Halloween pumpkin! You wait for Halloween?Muslims only get one a year 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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