Snake-Pit Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) I could kill mySisterAll because she's like aMisterA jealousBoyfriendAnd sheOffends me so... Edited September 25, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) ...I could kill mySisterAll because she's like aMisterA jealousBoyfriendAnd she offends me soShe just doesn't knowShe beenActing outter lineBecause youBeen to mineAlways on my backWhy'd she bring onThe attackI saidI couldKillMy sisterFor actingLike AdolfHitler - ShitI won'tAppease her tooShe gotToo rude Edited September 25, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole.Selfishness? Boredom? Some weird masochistic need to ruin ones' life?I'm pretty sure it isn't just standard procedure for a doctor to just look down there, "hmmm, 6 centimeters, let's slice down to her asshole." I believe it's only out of necessity that they cut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole.On top of all the other gross situations involving bodily fluids, sweating and getting fat (as well as a baby passing through Mrs. Foofy). Surely people are aware of this before they decide to stop contracepting?Then it's having a screaming, money-sucking baby causing sleepless nights. I'm genuinely interested to hear from parents what makes all of it worthwhile?I used to think just like you. But cutting is better than tearing. A friend of mine had a full rupture, so that was pretty bad, all because they didn't cut. If they cut, it's only a small incision, to prevent from tearing, because that heals much more slowly, and if you have a full rupture, you might have serious health problems afterwards.Like I said, I was pretty scared about it all, but I never felt the cut, I saw the doctor stitch it up afterwards, but then you're all high because you just had your baby and it doesn't matter at all.It did hurt a few days when I sat down, but that's all really. It healed really quickly. Don't let that little cut stop you from having a baby. I know I'm a bit peculiar, but giving birth was by far the most intense, beautiful, incredible experience in my life. (FYI, I did have an epidural. Would recommend.)It's the part that starts after the birth that can be much more terrifying, frustrating and tiring, but so overwhelming, lovely and intense as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole.On top of all the other gross situations involving bodily fluids, sweating and getting fat (as well as a baby passing through Mrs. Foofy). Surely people are aware of this before they decide to stop contracepting?Then it's having a screaming, money-sucking baby causing sleepless nights. I'm genuinely interested to hear from parents what makes all of it worthwhile?I used to think just like you. But cutting is better than tearing. A friend of mine had a full rupture, so that was pretty bad, all because they didn't cut. If they cut, it's only a small incision, to prevent from tearing, because that heals much more slowly, and if you have a full rupture, you might have serious health problems afterwards.Like I said, I was pretty scared about it all, but I never felt the cut, I saw the doctor stitch it up afterwards, but then you're all high because you just had your baby and it doesn't matter at all.It did hurt a few days when I sat down, but that's all really. It healed really quickly. Don't let that little cut stop you from having a baby. I know I'm a bit peculiar, but giving birth was by far the most intense, beautiful, incredible experience in my life. (FYI, I did have an epidural. Would recommend.)It's the part that starts after the birth that can be much more terrifying, frustrating and tiring, but so overwhelming, lovely and intense as well I always wanted a go on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've had the same procedure as an epidural done, it's not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Christ...I just ate. Should not have opened this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Christ...I just ate. Should not have opened this thread.Milk at the end of a bowl of Rice Krispies looking a bit odd is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole.On top of all the other gross situations involving bodily fluids, sweating and getting fat (as well as a baby passing through Mrs. Foofy). Surely people are aware of this before they decide to stop contracepting?Then it's having a screaming, money-sucking baby causing sleepless nights. I'm genuinely interested to hear from parents what makes all of it worthwhile? I used to think just like you. But cutting is better than tearing. A friend of mine had a full rupture, so that was pretty bad, all because they didn't cut. If they cut, it's only a small incision, to prevent from tearing, because that heals much more slowly, and if you have a full rupture, you might have serious health problems afterwards.Like I said, I was pretty scared about it all, but I never felt the cut, I saw the doctor stitch it up afterwards, but then you're all high because you just had your baby and it doesn't matter at all.It did hurt a few days when I sat down, but that's all really. It healed really quickly. Don't let that little cut stop you from having a baby. I know I'm a bit peculiar, but giving birth was by far the most intense, beautiful, incredible experience in my life. (FYI, I did have an epidural. Would recommend.)It's the part that starts after the birth that can be much more terrifying, frustrating and tiring, but so overwhelming, lovely and intense as well I always wanted a go on that What's that you've always wanted a go at? rupturing a girls Biffas Bridge? You should be ashamed of yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole.On top of all the other gross situations involving bodily fluids, sweating and getting fat (as well as a baby passing through Mrs. Foofy). Surely people are aware of this before they decide to stop contracepting?Then it's having a screaming, money-sucking baby causing sleepless nights. I'm genuinely interested to hear from parents what makes all of it worthwhile? I used to think just like you. But cutting is better than tearing. A friend of mine had a full rupture, so that was pretty bad, all because they didn't cut. If they cut, it's only a small incision, to prevent from tearing, because that heals much more slowly, and if you have a full rupture, you might have serious health problems afterwards.Like I said, I was pretty scared about it all, but I never felt the cut, I saw the doctor stitch it up afterwards, but then you're all high because you just had your baby and it doesn't matter at all.It did hurt a few days when I sat down, but that's all really. It healed really quickly. Don't let that little cut stop you from having a baby. I know I'm a bit peculiar, but giving birth was by far the most intense, beautiful, incredible experience in my life. (FYI, I did have an epidural. Would recommend.)It's the part that starts after the birth that can be much more terrifying, frustrating and tiring, but so overwhelming, lovely and intense as well I always wanted a go on that What's that you've always wanted a go at? rupturing a girls Biffas Bridge? You should be ashamed of yourselfI'm kinda frightened of child birth, i worry a live one might put me off sex for life, that night I'd probably have nightmares of some birds clunge giving birth to scores of electric eels or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why does anyone choose to have a baby?Tonight I learned that during labour, they cut the area between your Mrs. Foofy and your bum hole. On top of all the other gross situations involving bodily fluids, sweating and getting fat (as well as a baby passing through Mrs. Foofy). Surely people are aware of this before they decide to stop contracepting? Then it's having a screaming, money-sucking baby causing sleepless nights. I'm genuinely interested to hear from parents what makes all of it worthwhile?Thankfully your mom didn't think the same way!!!I've got three kids and my wife never had her V cut and never ripped her taint She also lost her pregnancy weight within a couple of months. Kids are the most amazing thing in the world. Wouldn't trade them for a trillion dollars. My kids bring me hours of joy and happiness and love every single day. It's odd to see pet lovers also not be kid lovers. Why do you guys like pets? You raise them, train them, love them, play with them, spend time with them........a child gives you a million times more of all that than a cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Thank you for your answer Apollo. It's likely that I find the medical aspect of labour so horrifying because I've never had surgery before. Thank you for saying that your children bring you joy. I see parents moaning about the difficulties of raising toddlers on Facebook and find it tiring and just want to tell them "you brought this on yourself!" Which I'm sure they would find suitably offensive. So it's good to see the benefit of having children from you. I will have children one day, but am far too poor for one right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm gonna be a dad in January. It's a boy too. All he will ever know is Wales being among Europe's elite soccer nations. I'm gonna watch all the birth, bring it on, the gorrier the better. My boys gonna splatter his way out and both him and his mum will be screaming the walls down calling me every bastard under the sun. And i will still clean the blood, shit and god knows what else off them because I love them unconditionally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm gonna be a dad in January. It's a boy too. All he will ever know is Wales being among Europe's elite soccer nations.I'm gonna watch all the birth, bring it on, the gorrier the better. My boys gonna splatter his way out and both him and his mum will be screaming the walls down calling me every bastard under the sun. And i will still clean the blood, shit and god knows what else off them because I love them unconditionally.You tell me the nearest pub from the hospital, text me when the old girls water breaks and I'll send you a text goin' 'wanna come wet the babies head? Go on' and I bet you'll be 10 pints to the wind with me by the time the kids getting his cord cut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) If I killed my sisterI would be alone noMurder's not the answerI'd find one on my ownI'm a lover man not a fighterThat shit sounds alrightI'm that lifelong sensationBut you only saw meThat nightI've got to keep my coolI know we do thingsWe regretWhen we see redIf I killed my sisterThat might teach herBut who am ITo teachI say hoes before brosSo I can't even get funnyI saidIt's like you're takingMy adviceAnd play the jesterTonight- My face is red you bleached your headand put in those blue eyes Edited September 26, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This aint the poetry thread mongo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm gonna be a dad in January. It's a boy too. All he will ever know is Wales being among Europe's elite soccer nations.I'm gonna watch all the birth, bring it on, the gorrier the better. My boys gonna splatter his way out and both him and his mum will be screaming the walls down calling me every bastard under the sun. And i will still clean the blood, shit and god knows what else off them because I love them unconditionally.You tell me the nearest pub from the hospital, text me when the old girls water breaks and I'll send you a text goin' 'wanna come wet the babies head? Go on' and I bet you'll be 10 pints to the wind with me by the time the kids getting his cord cut Done its the Royal Gwent Hospital and the nearest pub is The Picton. And it's a good job it's near the hospital cos my missus would fuckin batter the pair of us if we went on the lash at that moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) I love how you know the nearest pub If it makes you feel any less of a pisshead i know the fuckin' location of the nearest pub from anywhere in my town...and i do mean anywhere its tradition for the men to be down the pub celebrating when the kids being born! Edited September 26, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I love how you know the nearest pub If it makes you feel any less of a pisshead i know the fuckin' location of the nearest pub from anywhere in my town...and i do mean anywhere its tradition for the men to be down the pub celebrating when the kids being born!Im gonna float that idea when she gets back later I like the sound of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Its the birds Mum and mates that are supposed to be on the scene, you're supposed to turn up at chucking out time half cut with a bunch of flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Sex & sexuality (a vice & a reason to war). If I could be with the one I love, then that would really be some love making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Sometimes I feel like I'm not cut out to have proper friends, and I'll only ever have casual friends who I see as a group and no close personal mates.I'm nobodies best friend right now, and that's pretty crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Sometimes I feel like I'm not cut out to have proper friends, and I'll only ever have casual friends who I see as a group and no close personal mates.I'm nobodies best friend right now, and that's pretty crap.Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Probably because he needs new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Probably because he needs new friends.This. I was a bit drunk when I posted that, but there is a lot of truth in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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