The love/sex/relationship thread

[AxlisOld]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

[arnold layne]

Miser you threaten to kill yourself on an almost daily basis, why are you lecturing nate about it?

Because my threats are my own life. I'm not helping someone else take theirs.

And no, AxlisOld, getting arrested isn't the only risk he runs. The one thing I learned from my parents as nurses is both of them saw young kids like Nate's age have strokes after their first snort of coke. Everyone's system is built differently. For you, doing a line of coke might be harmless. For someone else it could induce a stroke or a heart attack.

Who gives a shit dude, seriously.

[AdriftatSea]

I feel like I'm driving her away with my insecurity, and it's just stupid. I'm doing something for her (us) and it's really messed my head up because of the fear and uncertainty...

Edit: That sounds really negative when in reality she's been incredible putting up with my erratic highs and lows.

Why do some of you guys act like you're a girl's charity project? As if she's doing you a favour by being with you? Has it ever crossed your mind that you may be worth putting up with? I'm sure she doesn't see this as a chore, but just something that comes with a relationship. Don't be so harsh on yourself. She obviously likes and loves you, or she wouldn't have chosen to be with you.

Try to focus on that, and over time, I think you'll feel less insecure.

Lio, this is true for most of them, but seriously, Miser needs a restraining order taken out against him.

No offense Miser.

[AdriftatSea]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

[Dazey]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

[AdriftatSea]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

Edited January 2, 2015 by AdriftatSea

[arnold layne]

Sounds good.

I'm not going to New Orleans.

I made up my mind where I want to go.

[Dr. Who]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.

I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

[arnold layne]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.

I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Was your brother in law's name Len Bias?

[Dr. Who]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.

I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Was your brother in law's name Len Bias?

No...?

[arnold layne]

[GivenToFly]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

Angola?

[AxlisOld]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Where did I say there were benefits? But between you and the World Health Organization study on cocaine saying that sporadic light use of cocaine posed little to no long term risk, I'll go with the WHO.

[Apollo]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.

I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Was your brother in law's name Len Bias?

You beat me to that one. Lenny Bias would have been a hall of famer, he was that good.

******

My only advice to you is to NOT build up your expectations tooooo high for your Vegas trip. Nobody wants to read on here about how miserable your trip ended up being.

Your experience probably won't be like what you see in the movies. Odds are you won't be snorting coke off the breasts of a hot chick who ends up double teaming you with her hot model twin-sister.

But you will be in a strange town, where nobody knows you. So don't worry about getting rejected. Don't take it personally. Go to some bars/dance clubs, get your drink on, and just start hitting on random hot girls. You might get rejected once or ten times, but eventually........BOOM. One of them will think you are cute and funny and your vacation will be made. But if you try and talk to ONE girl and she blows you off and you go on a self-pity loathing spell for the rest of your trip, then you might as well not even go! Just laugh it off if a girl doesn't want to talk to you or rejects you. Laugh it off and move onto the next one. And then the next one. And then.........wham. The fourth girl likes your charm and you are in.

Coincidently, I wrote a book about a guy who experience extreme tragedy in his life. Basically, everybody that he ever loved ended up dying - from his mother while giving birth to him, several people in between, to finally his pregnant wife. So the guy decides to commit suicide because of how miserable his life is. He saves up his money for a couple of years and then plans to go to Vegas for the weekend to kill himself. He plans to go to a show (his favorite band has reunited and is playing together for the first time in 20 years - yes, GnR influenced), to buy a sack of drugs and hire 2-3 of the hottest escorts strippers he can find, and just live like a rich king for the weekend and then kill himself at the end. Going out with a bang. NOT that you are going to go the suicide route. But the rest of the story is kind of similar - a miserable chap going to vegas to do drugs and hang out with hot strippers.

Also, go see Dazey.

[AdriftatSea]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

Angola?

Louisiana State Prison

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_State_Penitentiary

[arnold layne]

Well I left home just a week before,

And I've never ever kissed a woman before,

But Angola smiled and took me by the hand,

And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

An an an an gola. A-a-angola.

[Dr. Who]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Where did I say there were benefits? But between you and the World Health Organization study on cocaine saying that sporadic light use of cocaine posed little to no long term risk, I'll go with the WHO.

Fair enough. I was just looking out for Nate. I like the kid and don't want to see any crap befall him.

Guys, can you give me some advice on my situation as well? The fact of the matter is, I don't understand it. Logically I do, but emotionally speaking, it doesn't make sense and doesn't seem very fair. I wasn't bad to her at all. I would say if I was.

Should I expect to hear from her again? So far, two of my exes who HATED me have made contact with me a few months after the breakups. This one didn't hate me, she just decided she loved her ex more than me.

I think Nate, Dazey and I should all hang out in Vegas. Two Lonely Boys and a British Man.

[GivenToFly]

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

Angola?

Louisiana State Prison

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_State_Penitentiary

That makes a lot more sense.

[arnold layne]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.

I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Was your brother in law's name Len Bias?

You beat me to that one. Lenny Bias would have been a hall of famer, he was that good.

******

My only advice to you is to NOT build up your expectations tooooo high for your Vegas trip. Nobody wants to read on here about how miserable your trip ended up being.

Your experience probably won't be like what you see in the movies. Odds are you won't be snorting coke off the breasts of a hot chick who ends up double teaming you with her hot model twin-sister.

But you will be in a strange town, where nobody knows you. So don't worry about getting rejected. Don't take it personally. Go to some bars/dance clubs, get your drink on, and just start hitting on random hot girls. You might get rejected once or ten times, but eventually........BOOM. One of them will think you are cute and funny and your vacation will be made. But if you try and talk to ONE girl and she blows you off and you go on a self-pity loathing spell for the rest of your trip, then you might as well not even go! Just laugh it off if a girl doesn't want to talk to you or rejects you. Laugh it off and move onto the next one. And then the next one. And then.........wham. The fourth girl likes your charm and you are in.

Coincidently, I wrote a book about a guy who experience extreme tragedy in his life. Basically, everybody that he ever loved ended up dying - from his mother while giving birth to him, several people in between, to finally his pregnant wife. So the guy decides to commit suicide because of how miserable his life is. He saves up his money for a couple of years and then plans to go to Vegas for the weekend to kill himself. He plans to go to a show (his favorite band has reunited and is playing together for the first time in 20 years - yes, GnR influenced), to buy a sack of drugs and hire 2-3 of the hottest escorts strippers he can find, and just live like a rich king for the weekend and then kill himself at the end. Going out with a bang. NOT that you are going to go the suicide route. But the rest of the story is kind of similar - a miserable chap going to vegas to do drugs and hang out with hot strippers.

Also, go see Dazey.

I am buying hookers.

[arnold layne]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Where did I say there were benefits? But between you and the World Health Organization study on cocaine saying that sporadic light use of cocaine posed little to no long term risk, I'll go with the WHO.

Fair enough. I was just looking out for Nate. I like the kid and don't want to see any crap befall him.

No need to look out for me. I've heard that bullshit all the fucking time.

I hate bullshit.

[AxlisOld]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Where did I say there were benefits? But between you and the World Health Organization study on cocaine saying that sporadic light use of cocaine posed little to no long term risk, I'll go with the WHO.

Fair enough. I was just looking out for Nate. I like the kid and don't want to see any crap befall him.

Guys, can you give me some advice on my situation as well? The fact of the matter is, I don't understand it. Logically I do, but emotionally speaking, it doesn't make sense and doesn't seem very fair. I wasn't bad to her at all. I would say if I was.

Should I expect to hear from her again? So far, two of my exes who HATED me have made contact with me a few months after the breakups. This one didn't hate me, she just decided she loved her ex more than me.I think Nate, Dazey and I should all hang out in Vegas. Two Lonely Boys and a British Man.

Yes we wouldn'twant focus to deviate from you for too long would we? Have you not read the 3 pages of people telling you to get the fuck over it because she doesn't love you? Or will you just ask until you get the answer you want? OK.

Go to her. Make a grand gesture of your love. Prove you are more man than the guy she is with now. Don't take no for an answer. It's meant to be.

[Dr. Who]

I wouldn't exactly trust your dad's opinion on drugs either.

First snort of coke my ass unless it was either laced or an allergy.

Have you ever worked in an ER?

My mother never touched drugs in her life and worked in an ER where she saw the same thing.

My brother in law, who was a coke addict, who coke never harmed in any serious way (even years later he had a "heart fit for two people"), saw the same thing with friends of his who by nature had weaker systems than his.

My cousin nearly died of a heart attack at age 21 from taking coke the night before at a party. Collapsed and went into V-Fib while playing basketball.

It was just plain old coke. Not crack or laced with anything, nor an allergy.I mean, is anyone really going to testify to the health benefits of cocaine? Why quibble about how it's harmless, if you're just quibbling because it's me saying so?

Where did I say there were benefits? But between you and the World Health Organization study on cocaine saying that sporadic light use of cocaine posed little to no long term risk, I'll go with the WHO.

Fair enough. I was just looking out for Nate. I like the kid and don't want to see any crap befall him.

Guys, can you give me some advice on my situation as well? The fact of the matter is, I don't understand it. Logically I do, but emotionally speaking, it doesn't make sense and doesn't seem very fair. I wasn't bad to her at all. I would say if I was.

Should I expect to hear from her again? So far, two of my exes who HATED me have made contact with me a few months after the breakups. This one didn't hate me, she just decided she loved her ex more than me.I think Nate, Dazey and I should all hang out in Vegas. Two Lonely Boys and a British Man.

Yes we wouldn'twant focus to deviate from you for too long would we? Have you not read the 3 pages of people telling you to get the fuck over it because she doesn't love you? Or will you just ask until you get the answer you want? OK.

Go to her. Make a grand gesture of your love. Prove you are more man than the guy she is with now. Don't take no for an answer. It's meant to be.

I was donning a Victorian style cape and cravat, taming a wild horse, naming him Shadowfax and riding with the winter wind to her house with a rose in my teeth and the drums of war and love beating in my chest, my thinning hair blowing in the wind as I either get knocked off the horse and end up like Christopher Reeve, crack my head open and die a pretty bloody death or wind up Schiavo'ed. If none of the above happens, I'd ride to her door, bend at the knee, present her with handpicked flowers of her favorite kind, and await the cops and subsequent restraining order, while all of MyGNR laughs at me.

[Apollo]

Miser - people have been giving you proper advice for years.

Let me sum it all up.

You sound friggin crazy and like an obsessive stalker.

STOP all communication with your ex. Let her go. Patrick and her deserve each other. END OF STORY.

END of the chapter in your life.

Move on.

You don't need to be her friend. You don't need to wait for her.

MOVE ON.

You sound like a f*cking lunatic.

Stop talking, thinking about, pining over ALL of your ex's. That's the best advice. From EVERYBODY on this forum.

Move on.

Throw yourself into as much counseling/therapy as humanly possible.

At heart, you seem like a good dude. You just need to get some help to get over your obsessive crazy stalker tendencies. You need to stop attaching yourself to crazy, needy women.

Spend 2015 working on YOU.

No girlfriends.

Work on you.

Please.

[arnold layne]

What in the fuck?

[Dr. Who]

Miser - people have been giving you proper advice for years.

Let me sum it all up.

You sound friggin crazy and like an obsessive stalker.

STOP all communication with your ex. Let her go. Patrick and her deserve each other. END OF STORY.

END of the chapter in your life.

Move on.

You don't need to be her friend. You don't need to wait for her.

MOVE ON.

You sound like a f*cking lunatic.

Stop talking, thinking about, pining over ALL of your ex's. That's the best advice. From EVERYBODY on this forum.

Move on.

Throw yourself into as much counseling/therapy as humanly possible.

At heart, you seem like a good dude. You just need to get some help to get over your obsessive crazy stalker tendencies. You need to stop attaching yourself to crazy, needy women.

Spend 2015 working on YOU.

No girlfriends.

Work on you.

Please.

Obsessive, yes but I obsess over everything. People call me crazy or a psycho but the funny part is I've never actually hurt a single human being in my life. Let people down, surely. Been an asshole, oh yes. But I've never harmed a hair on another person's head, not even in self defense. I'll bark and no bite.

Stalking would imply leaving the house or disrupting her life in some way or going to her house etc etc etc. I have not talked to her since she talked to me last or tried to make contact.

The other ex messaged ME. Not the other way around. Sought me out. How is that me stalking, if she is the one getting in touch with me?

I'm going back to college in 3 days and I am considering doing what Duff did after he got sober--learning to channel my fucked up emotions into karate, which will shape my body and my mind in a more organized unit. Therapy really isn't for everyone. I've tried it; I know.

My life plan is as such - go and finish college and work on becoming a Nurse. Get my license, get a job. In six months if everything's still the same, join the armed forces. There's a direction in life for me, I just need to grab hold of it.