DR DOOM Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Yeah but how the fuck would you know?If any of it is even true, your posts on here definitely indicate you live in some fucked up fantasy land where you're under the impression you're the reincarnated amalgamation of John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Axl Rose and Dr Who You can't get past your own bullshit, spare us your thoughts on wether or not there is a higher power.edit: and two of those people are fictional characters Edited February 8, 2015 by DR DOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 You should probably become a rent boy for a bit Miser. Then you can wallow with the eagles and soar with the pigs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 If it makes you feel any better Graeme i been meaning to ask you out for months but i just cant pluck up the courage So on okcupid, I am talking to a 19 year old girl who is a former prostitute and works as an escort (non-servicing, just providing lonely men with company), and who was kicked out of her home all the way back in Florida and has had to life hand to mouth.Another girl is 22 and was raped by her uncle and has had to experience homelessness, starving, has seen people murdered, and had someone die in her arms.I feel so hollow for having such a comfortable life by comparison. I've been lucky. But I shouldn't have been. And God doesn't care that these people suffer...His "children"...A loving father would not let his children be murdered or exiled by their kin or raped...This life is shit. So you arent going to take time off from dating to try and fix yourself?And your God comments are idiotic.Either you believe in him or you don't.If you do believe then you realize he gave people this little thing called free will. He isn't a dictator that forces people to live a perfect life. Free will to do as you please. This isnt a religious debate. I know most people on here don't believe. And that's totally up to you. Im not insulting any of you, believe whatever you want. Just saying that Miser's comments are idiotic.'they're so real cuz they've felt so much pain!' Yeah but how the fuck would you know?If any of it is even true, your posts on here definitely indicate you live in some fucked up fantasy land where you're under the impression you're the reincarnated amalgamation of John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Axl Rose and Dr Who Notice how the biggest nobheads are the ones that appeal to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Thursday, met up with this girl/like my girlfriend (though we haven't said it officially yet)... Did what we do (meet up, make out, find some bar, make out). I asked her if we can spend Valentine's together, she said she really liked that idea. She was due to go home as she had uni' on Friday and I had my exam for my CSCS card on Friday too... (Passed it by the way, my CSCS card is on it's way)... She missed her last train home so she came back with me... We did what we do (fucked), it was cool... Woke up, had more sex, went to my exam, she stayed in bed, got back like an hour half later after passing my exam, got back into bed with her, fucked some more then saw her off at like 5pm Friday.While 'my girlfriend' was down, this girl I call Black Barbie called me up, and since it's her and 'my girlfriend' was around when she called but she only rang a couple of times... I called her back to show this girl/my 'girlfriend' ...... That this girl who was ringing me wasn't my bit on the side or nothing/and to see what she wanted; She was great, wanting to make sure I had money for what I wanted and seeing if she could help me out with that, basically checking if I had that, and saying to come to her if I needed it... That was great. My 'girlfriend' didn't say anything though I did kiss her while I was on the phone to Black Barbie, and I think Black Barbie heard because when I saw her yesterday, she was......... Cool, maybe a little different... She had her young niece and nephews over, and asked me to watch as she kissed them good night sitting on the floor next to me. Now... Black Barbie seems to have boyfriend but I haven't seen him since mid December...IDK... and... I haven't told her I got a 'girlfriend'... (I guess she's my girlfriend)... I was tired yesterday @ Black Barbies after making out fucking exam fucking, then helping Black Barbie with something... And as I set out, Black Barbie went real sweet, the sweetest I've seen her act. She acted like she wanted to hug me when she went (me and her have never even shook hands little lone hug)... She was talking all slow, but happy, making sure I was okay... That made me smile, I thanked her for having me over, a said have a great one, she said 'you too' and as I went, she said in the sweetest way that it was like she was coming on to me... 'Have sweet dreams'.My other nick name for Black Barbie is Gangster B' Gangster Bitch, for her to sit on the floor asking me to pay close attention as she kissed the kids goodnight, and then being real sweet/borderline flirtatious with me when I went... I care about Gangster B', she is great... And I think she could like me anyway, despite her having a boyfriend... I've known her since 2011... I went off the radar in 2012 for half a day after something happened to me and Gangster B' rang up everyone she knew who I knew saying she cared about me, she was worried about me, and she even threatened to start some fight with some girl who thought I didn't want to be found (when I was out of contact that day) because this girl 'My lesbian sister' was hiding me.Me and Gangster B' have had our wars like World War 3, and once in 2012, after one of those wars, I heard rumors 'from my lesbian sister' that she liked me.After we made up after a war we had in 2012, I was walking along the road with Gangster B', and I said 'People tell me that you like me'...She didn't say anything, she just turned her head towards me, smiled, and looked me dead in the eye.- That... threw me off, I was NOT expecting that reaction, I was expecting her to deny it, ask who's been saying that, for her to remind me she had a boyfriend, the works... Instead I got that.Grrr... It was love at first sight when I met Gangster B'/Black Barbie... and even though I couldn't have her, that wouldn't stop me from doing stuff for her to make sure she's happy.So last night... When she was the sweetest I had ever seen her on me... I went home saying 'I love <insert Black Barbie's name here>... To myself pretty much all the way.Oh yeah... I've got like a girlfriend now, I guess... I mean, we do all the stuff boyfriend/girlfriend do, and she was happy/pleased about the idea of spending Valentines with me.But I love Black Barbie... even if sometimes she does test my patience, and 'my girlfriend' is hot, reminds me of a porn star, but of the fresh, young, exploited ebony teens type....She is pretty, and hot, and yeah. The girl is tight though.She says I'm big but I say she's tight.I sympathise mate I really do. It can be so hard sometimes. It may seem obvious but have you tried telling Gangster Bitch how you really feel about her? It might be an idea to have a talk with Lesbian Sister again though about exactly what she meant (when she told you Gangster Bitch liked you back in 2012) as there's nothing worse than putting yourself out there all vulnerable telling them you love them and they don't feel the same. And finally mate you really need to do the decent thing with the tight girl, don't keep stringing her along through valentines day it's not fair on you, the tight girl or Gangster Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think I'm dealing with a potential stage five clinger. I've talked to her on Tinder for two days and she's already sending me hearts and asking me what I'm up to every five minutes. Should I proceed to bang or should I gently let her down?Unless you're hard up and you have no other options - and that doesn't seem to be the case - don't stick your dick in the crazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 Wise words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Blast her with piss Lith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 So the 19 year old is coming over Tuesday, she wants us to be fuck buddies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 You're an idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangoSkank Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think I'm dealing with a potential stage five clinger. I've talked to her on Tinder for two days and she's already sending me hearts and asking me what I'm up to every five minutes. Should I proceed to bang or should I gently let her down?Unless you're hard up and you have no other options - and that doesn't seem to be the case - don't stick your dick in the crazy.I was talking to a girl at work. I'd never seen her there before, so we started chatting. I live in Jersey, she lives in Queens. It starts becoming apparent that she's taken with me and she mentions to me (in our first ever conversation) "Yeah, I've never been to Jersey, but... I could settle there" and that she'd live to be settled down with kids in the next two years. Those were all the red flags I needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think I'm dealing with a potential stage five clinger. I've talked to her on Tinder for two days and she's already sending me hearts and asking me what I'm up to every five minutes. Should I proceed to bang or should I gently let her down?Unless you're hard up and you have no other options - and that doesn't seem to be the case - don't stick your dick in the crazy.I was talking to a girl at work. I'd never seen her there before, so we started chatting. I live in Jersey, she lives in Queens. It starts becoming apparent that she's taken with me and she mentions to me (in our first ever conversation) "Yeah, I've never been to Jersey, but... I could settle there" and that she'd live to be settled down with kids in the next two years. Those were all the red flags I needed.She's messaging me literally every other hour asking "what's up?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 How hot is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 6/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 Fuck that. I just matched with a 9/10 who says she likes to work out. I bet she has a squat booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 6/10? Get out of there, man! The clingers are only worth dealing with if it's an 8 or above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 God, i'd hate to be a bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangoSkank Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 6/10? Get out of there, man! The clingers are only worth dealing with if it's an 8 or above.Is there such a thing as an 8 or above clinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 6/10? Get out of there, man! The clingers are only worth dealing with if it's an 8 or above.Is there such a thing as an 8 or above clinger?Yes. But they usually cling to whatever's around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 God, i'd hate to be a bird I'd hate to have a daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 God, i'd hate to be a bird Because you don't want to be rated out of 10, or because you don't want to be penetrated by Lithium?Because the poor mares can't win whatever they fuckin' do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lithium Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 Talking to a girl whose profile pic is of her deadlifting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lithium Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Talking to a girl whose profile pic is of her deadlifting.I got some nudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The women in my area on Tinder are fucking mongrels. It's not even funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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