magisme Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Nudes are particularly complicated if you're a bloke. I mean, what do you send em? You don't. Nude pics are a one way street.True, but I feel obligated to send them a little something back. Abs or sumshit.I like to send them a close up of something and have them try to figure out what it is. That way you can play with the idea that it's sexual but it ends up just being your elbow or something, so you have a laugh about it. Sexual Innuendo + Jokes = Winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols I've never understood how that isn't obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols Wanna exchange elbow close ups? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols Wanna exchange elbow close ups?how about Adam's Apples close ups? Edited February 12, 2015 by netcat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols The problem is that women can look great naked in pics because their lady parts are more photogenic from most angles. A penis always looks silly and that's all there is to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols The problem is that women can look great naked in pics because their lady parts are more photogenic from most angles. A penis always looks silly and that's all there is to it. Thats what i was getting at, a nobs just like...a nob innit? Also, how do you send a pic, in what state, what, limp? Thats just lame, a limp cock. So what, have a quick tug before so she can have an appraisal? It's just never gonna work out well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 This is now a crime, isn't it? I keep reading it in the newspaper, some boy being prosecuted for throwing his ex's sexy snaps on facebook. It is a different world. ''There is a picture of my todger for you''. Whatever happened to romance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 A guy's pee pee thing is utilitarian, you can't really pretty it up any. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) ''There is a picture of my todger for you'' Whatever happened to romance?This forums cracking me up today Edited February 12, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Who's got time for romance when there's fucking to be done? And if the fuckings good and they fall in love, who says romance is out of the picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Who's got time for romance when there's fucking to be done? And if the fuckings good and they fall in love, who says romance is out of the picture?Alright Igor, you're not in the fuckin' lab now, these are matters of the heart you cold blooded Nordic philistine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 You guys should see the way teenagers deal with this stuff. Students here will just send the opposite sex a text that literally says, "wanna hookup," and then they go about it. Doesn't even have to be someone they've spoken to more than a couple times. Goes both ways too. Boys to girls and girls to boys. I'm pretty good about understanding that times change, but it freaks me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 the only reason any sane woman might wanna see a guy's naked pic is for the lols The problem is that women can look great naked in pics because their lady parts are more photogenic from most angles. A penis always looks silly and that's all there is to it. it's not a problem, it's a gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 doffs his fedora to a mademoiselleGood.meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.Very bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.To the yanks reading this, just to clear it up for ya, Lord Muck over here likes to give it large about all this stuff but if you saw the part of England he comes from it'd put a lot of shit in perspective. Do you get Geordie Shore over there? I don't suppose you would, anyway, look it up, thats his ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.So let her know you're gay from the start so as to avoid disappointment at a later date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.To the yanks reading this, just to clear it up for ya, Lord Muck over here likes to give it large about all this stuff but if you saw the part of England he comes from it'd put a lot of shit in perspective. Do you get Geordie Shore over there? I don't suppose you would, anyway, look it up, thats his ends There are some posh parts of the north east, you know, such as Jesmond Dean and Gosfort? You have the north east all wrong in some ways. The mines are long gone, replaced with trendy tapas bars and sushi restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.If "doffs his fedora" is a local euphemism for exposing yourself and "reciting elegiac odes" is saying things like, "wanna have some, babe?!", then no, I don't think you are the only one.As for the literal interpretation of what you wrote, yes, in this millenium it would be only you.The explanation for all the things Diesel writes is not where he comes from, geographically, as in some reactionary mutiny to local behaviour, but in what century he actualy thinks he comes from. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.If "doffs his fedora" is a local euphemism for exposing yourself and "reciting elegiac odes" is saying things like, "wanna have some, babe?!", then no, I don't think you are the only one.As for the literal interpretation of what you wrote, yes, in this millenium it would be only you.The explanation for all the things Diesel writes is not where he comes from, geographically, as in some reactionary mutiny to local behaviour, but in what century he actualy thinks he comes from.Do you (and Lithium) seriously believe that I wear a fedora and, chat up women, through elegiac couplets? Are you taking me literally there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 No, but you probably would have if people with fedoras weren't looked at like lepers in 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I guess I am the only one who doffs his fedora to a mademoiselle, meanwhile reciting elegiac odes written to her, in her honour.If "doffs his fedora" is a local euphemism for exposing yourself and "reciting elegiac odes" is saying things like, "wanna have some, babe?!", then no, I don't think you are the only one.As for the literal interpretation of what you wrote, yes, in this millenium it would be only you.The explanation for all the things Diesel writes is not where he comes from, geographically, as in some reactionary mutiny to local behaviour, but in what century he actualy thinks he comes from.Do you (and Lithium) seriously believe that I wear a fedora and, chat up women, through elegiac couplets? Are you taking me literally there?No, but I believe you wish it didn't make you a social outcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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