Len Cnut Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 This patriarchal society forcing women to cover up is so old fashioned. Exactly, right, see, make your mind up, its this or Islam so I'd hang on to page 3 lads and lasses Is the Sun as shitty as it is in Canada?Yes, probably worse!Well they've been providing a cocktease for the rest of us all these years, it was only fair they gave the feminazis the same treatment!What I wouldn't give to see the faces on some of those fuckers this morning. In the darkest days before the internet, this was all you had. Well, this and the ripped up shards of a porn mag scattered in a bush.What is it with the ripped up bongo mag shards? Is that really such a thing everywhere? Always remember the first one I found was in an excavation hole where British Gas were laying new pipe (no pun intended). I treasured those tattered pieces of paper and hid them behind the bed in my gran's house for ages until she found them and threatened to call the police. Mine were nicked out of my mate Pauls old mans bedroom. Fuckin' middle aged but thems was hard times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 In the darkest days before the internet, this was all you had. Well, this and the ripped up shards of a porn mag scattered in a bush.What is it with the ripped up bongo mag shards? Is that really such a thing everywhere?Seems like it. I fondly remember finding ripped out pages of porn magazines in the forest as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 There is a secret society extent in all countries whose role it is to rip porn magazines up and scatter the shards in bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) They get ripped from extensive use, they end up in bushes from being tossed out windows at the sounds of parents' footsteps approaching. Edited January 22, 2015 by SoulMonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 So it was a ruse? Page 3 girl is back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) So it was a ruse? Page 3 girl is back?Nicole, 22 from Bournemouth no less. Edited January 22, 2015 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 is that a nipple in the bottom left corner? mods will be so happy to see it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 is that a nipple in the bottom left corner? mods will be so happy to see it Happy now? Bloody hairy arsed man hater!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 is that a nipple in the bottom left corner? mods will be so happy to see it Happy now? Bloody hairy arsed man hater!!!! wtf Dazey, hairy arsed men are my favorite! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 is that a nipple in the bottom left corner? mods will be so happy to see it Happy now? Bloody hairy arsed man hater!!!! wtf Dazey, hairy arsed men are my favorite! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 is that a nipple in the bottom left corner? mods will be so happy to see it Happy now? Bloody hairy arsed man hater!!!! wtf Dazey, hairy arsed men are my favorite! i bet he also has hairy nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 The Daily Sport was my newspaper growing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 The Daily Sport was my newspaper growing upD'ya mean to say you've finally made it? *runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I never had the magazine in the woods experience, closest I had was finding a porn DVD at the back of the top of the bus on the way back from school in Manchester when I was about 17. Was a pretty crap older woman on older woman porno, nothing particularly special about it. 3/10 only wanked to it 5 times.I think it was the 157 bus, in case you're wondering Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I never had the magazine in the woods experience, closest I had was finding a porn DVD at the back of the top of the bus on the way back from school in Manchester when I was about 17. Was a pretty crap older woman on older woman porno, nothing particularly special about it. 3/10 only wanked to it 5 times.I think it was the 157 bus, in case you're wondering Dazey Good job it wasn't the 147 cuz that's the maternity hospital service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You know the dodgy guy at school who possessed a copy of a porn movie and sold VHS dupes for £5 to everyone? I was, that guy.You may as well see it as a business opportunity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why would you want a bag full of porn magazines? I can only think of the multitude of sticky pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why would you want a bag full of porn magazines? I can only think of the multitude of sticky pages.When you're 12 and the closest you've got to a bit of the other is sitting next to a breast-feeding mother at the doctors any old shit'll do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You know the dodgy guy at school who possessed a copy of a porn movie and sold VHS dupes for £5 to everyone? I was, that guy.You may as well see it as a business opportunity!Reminds me of this:http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ljses7/stand-up-kumail-nanjiani--porn-in-the-middle(You'll have to download Hola! or some other VPN thing to access it as it's US-only). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why would you want a bag full of porn magazines? I can only think of the multitude of sticky pages.When you're 12 and the closest you've got to a bit of the other is sitting next to a breast-feeding mother at the doctors any old shit'll do Yeah but internet porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why would you want a bag full of porn magazines? I can only think of the multitude of sticky pages.When you're 12 and the closest you've got to a bit of the other is sitting next to a breast-feeding mother at the doctors any old shit'll do Yeah but internet porn.Yeah but there werent an internet in them days, Tamil Spice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 When I was young, Geri Halliwell's nudie shots appearing in a newspaper was a major event. It was about as hardcore as it got, that and Page 3, until someone brought some horribly tattered copy of a MILF 'readers wives' porn mag into high school, or me and my dodgy, copied down five times, VHS. Now kids have it all easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) I just found a great picture from The Sun about their Page 3 that I would like to show you, but it does actually contain strategically covered nudity, so I won't. Too bad.EDIT: Am I allowed by the rules to copy a link to an image thatg contains strategically covered nudity? Edited January 23, 2015 by SoulMonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I just found a great picture from The Sun about their Page 3 that I would like to show you, but it does actually contain strategically covered nudity, so I won't. Too bad.EDIT: Am I allowed by the rules to copy a link to an image thatg contains strategically covered nudity?A link to the page should be fine as long as the picture doesn't appear here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I just found a great picture from The Sun about their Page 3 that I would like to show you, but it does actually contain strategically covered nudity, so I won't. Too bad.EDIT: Am I allowed by the rules to copy a link to an image thatg contains strategically covered nudity?A link to the page should be fine as long as the picture doesn't appear here.http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/373/373288/37328875/jpg/active/978x.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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