Len Cnut Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'd rather shove the phone up my ass.Is this the most popular post in mygnr history or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 why would you want to talk to your idol?You would just end up gushing about what the music meant and sounding like a breathless idiot while they reamed off some done-a-thousand-times shit to you that they use on every idiot fan they have to engage in stores, airports, toilers, bars and food halls.No, maybe that's what you would do.I've been lucky enough to meet quite a few of my idols (the few that are still alive) and have had some pretty deep and interesting conversations. Not everyone gets starstruck or reduced to fawning.A phone call from drunk Tommy would be interestingOh yes. I'd subscribe for a phone call from woefully drunk, about-to-crash, confessional Tommy. Given he has openly (and hilariously) mocked DJ onstage....that would be some funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Dizzy: Hey, it's Dizzy from Guns. You won the Nightrain contest. Got any coke?Fan: Nah.Dizzy: Alright. Have a good night. *click*Frank would actually be cool to chat with. He does a lot of neat indy rock stuff around NYC that I'd like to know more about. Certainly not joining this joke of a fanclub to make it happen, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 "Hey, what's up, man? [real awfully awkward pause] This is Dizzy Reed from Guns N' Roses."Is this how he's going to talk to the fan on the phone?Razzie award for the worst actor goes to.....MR. DIZZY REED!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER PT Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 He sound's like if he was threatening us .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 They can't even decide on which one will phone you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Def thought this was a fucking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 What will be next? A call from Del James? or Vanessa's husband who will give you tips to clean a surfing board? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER PT Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I wouldn't mind to get a call from Vanessa ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuneo77 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 at least they are doing stuff, it was quiet for awhile, i saw you cant ask about future gnr plans though, but itd still be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acor Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Don't even know who is Frank... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 at least they are doing stuffYou can't be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 at least they are doing stuff, it was quiet for awhile, i saw you cant ask about future gnr plans though, but itd still be coolGod help us. Hey kids! Talk to a member of your favourite rock n roll band! Be sure not to ask them about what the band's doing though!Acceptable topics may include:"Hey Dizzy Reed, aren't keyboards grand? Don't you love that they have so many shiny buttons?""Hey Frank, I think war is a bad thing. How about you?""Dizwald, my good man! How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?""Yo Thunderchucker, my balls itch"Etc. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 at least they are doing stuff, it was quiet for awhile, i saw you cant ask about future gnr plans though, but itd still be coolGod help us. Hey kids! Talk to a member of your favourite rock n roll band! Be sure not to ask them about what the band's doing though!Acceptable topics may include:"Hey Dizzy Reed, aren't keyboards grand? Don't you love that they have so many shiny buttons?""Hey Frank, I think war is a bad thing. How about you?""Dizwald, my good man! How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?""Yo Thunderchucker, my balls itch"Etc.LOL. Don't forget these ones:Favorite or hardest gnr song to play;Favorite country in the world to play;If they feel they are part of gnr history;Myths about Axl (which they will deny one by one;Say hello to Brazil/Argentina/Chile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Conversations will be restricted to discussion of the age-old question, how much thunder could a thunderchucker chuck if a thunderchucker could chuck thunder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intercourse Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 why would you want to talk to your idol?You would just end up gushing about what the music meant and sounding like a breathless idiot while they reamed off some done-a-thousand-times shit to you that they use on every idiot fan they have to engage in stores, airports, toilers, bars and food halls.No, maybe that's what you would do.I've been lucky enough to meet quite a few of my idols (the few that are still alive) and have had some pretty deep and interesting conversations. Not everyone gets starstruck or reduced to fawning.I'm long past the star struck stage. The only thing I fawn about now is craft beer and getting a sleep-in now and again. If I want to talk to a hired keyboard player I'll visit a music store and ask to speak to one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Don't even know who is Frank...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 How about a record from Axl? Wow a phonecall from these two, I'd be as starstruck as this dazed ape if that was my reward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I'd rather shove the phone up my ass.This should be the board's slogan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gackt Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 One of the options should be Axl tweeting you a joke once a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 One of the options should be Axl tweeting you a joke once a dayLike the one about having 3 albums that he's been telling for the last 13 years or so? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 It continues to astound me all the little things the management does to avoid telling Axl it's about four years overdue for him to produce something different, he's like a ghost trapped in the same cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadcaplaughs Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I'd love to hear Dizzy's story about talking to that Indian fan again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 We should think up questions for them to ensure we don't get 'we're working on new music, Axl loves cracking jokes, lots of surprises coming in the next tour'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So its already been the 23rd, I assume Dizzy and Frank called each other and asked what the hell is going in the band, but both of them had no clue about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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