Popular Post spunko12345 Posted January 8, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2016 Was born this morning at 11am!!!! He is an absolute corker and his mum was a fucking legend. He got a bit tangled up in the cord so hes in observation for 12 hours but hes perfect. They kicked the dad's out of the hospital at 8pm this evening so I will have them back home tomorrow by lunchtime.I'm afraid the search for the forums pet serial killer pen pal will have to take a back seat for a bit cos I've got a lot of fuss and attention to give to them pair of little beauties :lol: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Congratulations on your Spunkinder! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Congratulations! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Yass, Spunko made something of himself! Seriously, congratulations, all best wishes to you, your Mrs and your wee boy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) Oh fuckin' hell Spunks, nice one! Lee Selby Mk 2 takes his first breath of Gods good air, well played man. Remember now, you're a man son, you got responsibilities, no more getting trollied every fuckin' weekend, no more urinating in public and eating Frosties sandwiches, no more drinking 12 cans of Oranjeboom and waking up blowing bubbles in your own puke, no more all night parties and sleeping in the back of a Ford Transit using fuckin' towels for toilets...and mind your language around the boy Wait til he's good for the outdoors and have a wonder round Lee Selbys gym, take him in there, let him have a look around, get used to the patter of skipping feet, the rhythm of the shots on the bag, take him to the fuckin' crucible and let him cop an eyeful of the place he's gonna change the world from! (i took that broad informal conversation WAY too seriously didn't i? )Christ Almighty, another forum father, here, if you get sore nipples and all that, lactating etc have a word with McLeod, he's got all sorts of tips for that This next drinks for two little lungs having their first go out in the open today, nice one lad! Edited January 8, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Oh fuckin' hell Spunks, nice one! Lee Selby Mk 2 takes his first breath of Gods good air, well played man. Remember now, you're a man son, you got responsibilities, no more getting trollied every fuckin' weekend, no more urinating in public and eating Frosties sandwiches, no more drinking 12 cans of Oranjeboom and waking up blowing bubbles in your own puke, no more all night parties and sleeping in the back of a Ford Transit using fuckin' towels for toilets...and mind your language around the boy Wait til he's good for the outdoors and have a wonder round Lee Selbys gym, take him in there, let him have a look around, get used to the patter of skipping feet, the rhythm of the shots on the bag, take him to the fuckin' crucible and let him cop an eyeful of the place he's gonna change the world from! (i took that broad informal conversation WAY too seriously didn't i? )Christ Almighty, another forum father, here, if you get sore nipples and all that, lactating etc have a word with McLeod, he's got all sorts of tips for that This next drinks for two little lungs having their first go out in the open today, nice one lad!How dare you I've never eaten a Frosties sandwich in my life I've got to watch my language now I'm a dad but you must be confusing me with some other flipping pillock. Like that daft cunt Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) Name him Jesus. Oh and congratulations and other formalities. Edited January 9, 2016 by CheapJon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Name him Jesus. Oh and congratulations and other formalities.Cheers CheapJon, i'll think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 The lad should be home by now, born 11am, kept in for 12 hours, hows it goin', any shit need cleaning, any puking yet, any crying? (The kid i mean, not you ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Congrats mate funny old feeling ain't it?Aye it sure is. He's home now. Much better and eadier having him here.he was kept in for routine observation but hes spot on. so how can I get a photo put on here from my tablet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Congrats mate funny old feeling ain't it?Aye it sure is. He's home now. Much better and eadier having him here.he was kept in for routine observation but hes spot on. so how can I get a photo put on here from my tablet?I believe that humanity has put men on the moon, discovered inoculation against cancers but has not yet found a way to put a photo on a forum using a mobile device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) Congrats mate funny old feeling ain't it?Aye it sure is. He's home now. Much better and eadier having him here.he was kept in for routine observation but hes spot on. so how can I get a photo put on here from my tablet?uh...you got to a website called tinypic, click on choose file, find the picture from in amongst your saved pictures, click upload and it gives you a link that you copy and paste into here.http://tinypic.comThere's the link, you dozy taff bastard Edited January 9, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Congrats mate funny old feeling ain't it?Aye it sure is. He's home now. Much better and eadier having him here.he was kept in for routine observation but hes spot on. so how can I get a photo put on here from my tablet? uh...you got to a website called tinypic, click on choose file, find the picture from in amongst your saved pictures, click upload and it gives you a link that you copy and paste into here.http://tinypic.comThere's the link, you dozy taff bastard Cheers Len. Going to post way more selfies on here now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) Congrats mate funny old feeling ain't it?Aye it sure is. He's home now. Much better and eadier having him here.he was kept in for routine observation but hes spot on. so how can I get a photo put on here from my tablet? uh...you got to a website called tinypic, click on choose file, find the picture from in amongst your saved pictures, click upload and it gives you a link that you copy and paste into here.http://tinypic.comThere's the link, you dozy taff bastard Dozy taff bastard is it? I don't even know why I'm responding y ' all n!ggas ain't even on my levelI'm gonna let my little homie ridde on youbitch made ass Bad Boys bitches Edited January 9, 2016 by spunko12345 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I think i jus fell in love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Awwww man! Fucking congratulations fella! Absolutely belting news! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Remember you saying you liked 90s hip hop so play this for the kid, start him off right 'Dad what was the first song you played for me when i was borndeded?''Why it was Cobra Clutch by The Ghostface Killah!'Thats a fuckin' Cadburys moment there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 congrats spunko. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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