I have orchestrated the worst GN'R concert ever... Can you top it???

[loko]

Repetition of the Matt Sorum Use Your Illusion solo for 2 and a half hours

omg, i always skip this part, he sucks so much!

[TOS--LOA]

This would be my personal nightmare...

1. Right Next Door To Hell

2. Dust N' Bones (w/Izzy)

3. Live And Let Die

4. (Axl announces that they will be playing both UYI in their entirety and in order)

5. Don't Cry

6. Perfect Crime (Axl stops song)

7. Axl notices someone in the crowd speaking threateningly to Jarmo.. Walks off stage

8. DJ Ashba Solo

9. Riot

Edited April 18, 2014 by TOS--LOA

[Smokin' Cigarettes]

I think ive got it....

Reckless life

Anything goes

Blues jam slash

Godfather theme

Drum solo matt

Double talkin jive

KOHD (2006 snore fest version)

Dizzy solo

Street of dreams

Jam

November rain

Dj solo

Scom

Since i don't have you

Attitude

Sorry

Tommy stinsons motavation

Trailer park boys introduction/liquors & whores w/bubbles

Im so glad to be here

If the world

Happy birthday to some guy in the crew no one knows

So fine

Richard fortus solo

Scraped

Brazillian dancers from 2001 rio performance.

Encore

Niel young cover

Jam

Patience

Jam

Riff raff

Axl thanks Team brazil/paul tobias speech

No doubt, this is a rough ass setlist. Had you thrown in a Pittman solo/jam combined with Axl's infamous Rocket Queen rap, this might be the worst concert in american music history.

I've laughed my ass off at all these so far.

[dalsh327]

Sorum and Ferrer drum solo together!

....then Danny Carey comes in and salvages the trainwreck.

Gimme some reggae!!

Edited April 18, 2014 by dalsh327

[WAR41]

Alright I am going to take a swing at this. This would be performed by the 2014 band as we know today (Axl's current voice included) performing 25 complete songs (with jams on top of that), no guest spots by any former members and only material that GNR past and present have recorded and/or played live:

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. Mama Kin
3. DJ Solo
4. You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
5. So Fine
6. Dust N' Bones
7. You Ain't the First
8. Reckless Life
9. Look at Your Game Girl
10. Drum solo
11. Live and Let Die
12. Knockin on Heaven's Door
13. My World
14. Don't Cry (alt lyrics)
15. 14 Years
16. The Garden
17. Attitude
18. Raw Power
19. Sail Away Sweet Sister
20. Nice Boys
21. Human Being (can you imagine how bad Axl would sound doing this today?)
22. Cornshucker
    
    Encore
    
23. Sorry
24. If the World
25. Band Jam
26. This I Love
27. Band Jam
28. Move to the City
29. Band Jam
30. I Don't Care About You

[Evil Ernie]

IMO, the more old songs that you add the worse off it is.

I would prefer it if they played CD in it's entirety with extended Solo's.

I'm not even kidding. I'm so sick of the old stuff.

[WAR41]

By the way, if anyone has the time it would be hilarious to create a 'Live Era' album of GNR's worst renditions of songs.

[Smokin' Cigarettes]

Alright I am going to take a swing at this. This would be performed by the 2014 band as we know today (Axl's current voice included) performing 25 complete songs (with jams on top of that), no guest spots by any former members and only material that GNR past and present have recorded and/or played live:

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. Mama Kin
3. DJ Solo
4. You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
5. So Fine
6. Dust N' Bones
7. You Ain't the First
8. Reckless Life
9. Look at Your Game Girl
10. Drum solo
11. Live and Let Die
12. Knockin on Heaven's Door
13. My World
14. Don't Cry (alt lyrics)
15. 14 Years
16. The Garden
17. Attitude
18. Raw Power
19. Sail Away Sweet Sister
20. Nice Boys
21. Human Being (can you imagine how bad Axl would sound doing this today?)
22. Cornshucker

    Encore

23. Sorry
24. If the World
25. Band Jam
26. This I Love
27. Band Jam
28. Move to the City
29. Band Jam
30. I Don't Care About You

I usually find humor in things most people don't even notice and one thing I noticed that cracked me up was how you tucked Sail away sweet sister between raw power & nice boys. That might possibly be the worst order of 3 consecutive songs ever lol.

You've made a very strong case for worst setlist I think. That's fucking terrible

[Kapitch_77]

Scraped

Dizzy solo

Better

DJ solo

Axl brings Jarmo on stage to sing him happy birthday

Since I don't Have You

Pittman solo

Madagascar

Axl brings Beta on stage to thank her for all she's done

Beta speech

Live and Let Die

Sweet Child O Mine.... Axl falls flat on his face, ends show.

[Haters Gonna Hate]

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. New Rose
3. Down on the Farm
4. Human Being
5. Raw Power
6. Ain't It Fun
7. Buick Mackane
8. Hair of the Dog
9. Attitude
10. Black Leather
11. You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
12. I Don't Care About You
13. Look at Your Game Girl

[WAR41]

Alright I am going to take a swing at this. This would be performed by the 2014 band as we know today (Axl's current voice included) performing 25 complete songs (with jams on top of that), no guest spots by any former members and only material that GNR past and present have recorded and/or played live:

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. Mama Kin
3. DJ Solo
4. You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
5. So Fine
6. Dust N' Bones
7. You Ain't the First
8. Reckless Life
9. Look at Your Game Girl
10. Drum solo
11. Live and Let Die
12. Knockin on Heaven's Door
13. My World
14. Don't Cry (alt lyrics)
15. 14 Years
16. The Garden
17. Attitude
18. Raw Power
19. Sail Away Sweet Sister
20. Nice Boys
21. Human Being (can you imagine how bad Axl would sound doing this today?)
22. Cornshucker

    Encore

23. Sorry
24. If the World
25. Band Jam
26. This I Love
27. Band Jam
28. Move to the City
29. Band Jam
30. I Don't Care About You

I usually find humor in things most people don't even notice and one thing I noticed that cracked me up was how you tucked Sail away sweet sister between raw power & nice boys. That might possibly be the worst order of 3 consecutive songs ever lol.

You've made a very strong case for worst setlist I think. That's fucking terrible

Hahaha I appreciate you noticing that. I actually gave some serious thought about what would drive me absolutely nuts as an audience member. I was laughing to myself doing this. I was also cracking up when I put the drum solo after Look at Your Game Girl. Go from a Charles Manson cover with simple acoustic guitar into a Frank Ferrer drum solo. I would probably leave right after that.

[RandallFlagg]

So Fine

Scraped

RIR version of November Rain

Shotgun Blues

Patience

Chinese Democracy (long ass intro)

DJ Ashba solo

Frank Ferrer solo

Dizzy solo

Pitman tambourine solo

Richard Fortus solo

Tommy Stinson solo

Live and Let Die

Estranged (aborted in first verse because Axl sings second verse)

'How about we do something different cause you know, I'm fucking pissed at those little lesbian fuckhorses on MY GNR bitchin' about how we play the same fuckin' songs every night, make a 30page thread about this shit - The Spaghetti Incident in it's entire-fuckin-ty, kiss my ginger flabby brazilian tattooed hematoma ASS'

(TSI)

Dj Ashba This I Love rendition with star stitchled banner flags handed out as he does the US national anthem with a special guest appearance by Slash.

Axl beats the shit out of them both

Riot ensues.

My World

[Estranged Coma]

Chinese

Jungle

Easy

Brownstone

Ect...

Jk

[GNRmello77]

this threat is pretty pointless and mentioning songs like shackler's, sorry, dead horse etcetera in a bad setlist come on guys? those songs are pretty good... whats wrong with all the compaints about everything all the time on this forum? and all the hate on each other and stuff really? can't we all just get along and focus on things that are going well, like this tour with Duff, and bringing in some songs like raw power and stuff that aren't played live before and then saying oh it's a bad song blablabla axl's voice is shit axl is fat al that stuff gets old.... i mean come on Axl gives a shit again, they changed the setlist with Duff and Axl was pretty decent plus he has been in a good mood and the band made lots of fans happy isn't that what counts?

[Chris1989]

Oh My God

Silkworms

My World

Putman

Drum Solo

Oh My God

Silkworms

My World

Putman

Drum Solo

Oh My God

Silkworms

My World

Putman

Drum Solo

[RJ88]

I would love that show simply because it's completely different to what they've been playing for over 10 years now

However, it doesn't matter what they play. 90% of this board would complain anyways

[Amir]

So.... I was sitting around thinking if I could pull enough songs together to make a full concert of bad GNR material. It was a little harder than I thought (that's a complement to their work) but low and behold I've done it!

I've even put it together in a way that I think they'd play it today with a twist of humor. So sit back and let your faces melt off.

This is going to be hard to beat guys.

PICTURE THIS..

INTRO

1. Pitman Solo (gotta get the crowd started right)

2. My World

3. Buick Mackane

4. Silkworms

5. You ain't the first

6. DJ Solo

7. Scraped

8. Anything Goes

9. I don't care about you

10. Move to the city

11. Shacklers revenge

12. Dizzy solo/band jam

13. Cornshucker

14. Sorry

15. So Fine

16. Riad

17. Bad Obsession

18. Axl Jam

19. Shotgun Blues

20. Think about you (not that bad I know)

Encore

21. Look at your game

22. You can't put your arms around a memory

23. Band Jam

24. Don't cry (alt lyrics)

25. Bad apples

Would you lay your money down to see that?

I love My World! And Buick Mackane, and Silkworms, and Scraped, and Shackler's, and Cornshucker, and Sorry, and Think About You, and Don't Cry (Alt Lyrics) is my favourite version of that song...

But Shotgun Blues and Bad Apples suck.

Would still be a great show for me! Only heard Shackler's and Sorry live before!

Here's a crap show for me:

Right Next Door To Hell

Street of Dreams

You Ain't The First

Ashba Solo

Move to the City

Anything Goes

Bad Apples

Shotgun Blues

Sorum Drum Solo

20-min KOHD

[Guest NGOG]

The worst show would be if Axl had 3-minute Alzheimer's and the first song was My World.

Edited April 18, 2014 by NGOG

[Estranged Reality]

So.... I was sitting around thinking if I could pull enough songs together to make a full concert of bad GNR material. It was a little harder than I thought (that's a complement to their work) but low and behold I've done it!

I've even put it together in a way that I think they'd play it today with a twist of humor. So sit back and let your faces melt off.

This is going to be hard to beat guys.

PICTURE THIS..

INTRO

1. Pitman Solo (gotta get the crowd started right)

2. My World

3. Buick Mackane

4. Silkworms

5. You ain't the first

6. DJ Solo

7. Scraped

8. Anything Goes

9. I don't care about you

10. Move to the city

11. Shacklers revenge

12. Dizzy solo/band jam

13. Cornshucker

14. Sorry

15. So Fine

16. Riad

17. Bad Obsession

18. Axl Jam

19. Shotgun Blues

20. Think about you (not that bad I know)

Encore

21. Look at your game

22. You can't put your arms around a memory

23. Band Jam

24. Don't cry (alt lyrics)

25. Bad apples

Would you lay your money down to see that?

i legitimately lol'd picturing GN'R taking the stage and playing this setlist just to fuck with people.

"No Trickery!"

i want it to happen man!

[Amir]

Think About You would actually be a pretty good closer with the "ONNNLLLLYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, ONLY...." <fireworks>

[NachoLZ]

1.-Scraped with Izzy in vocals

2.-Jam

3.-Dj solo

4.-Pitman solo

5.-Band Introduction (by bumblefoot)

6.-Frank Solo

7.-Special guest: Matt Sorum - Matt Sorum drum solo

8.-My World (1rst time played, epic moment)

9.-Beta bass solo

8.-Motivation

9.-Tommy Stinson plays another song

10.-Tommy Stinson solo

Encore:

11.-Jarmo rant about how he is always correct and you aren't

12.-Dj Ashba's La Bella vita

13.-Rhiad and the Bedouins (Frank Ferrer on lead vocals)

14.-Axl comes to stage to say good night, hope you liked the show

Edited April 18, 2014 by ignaliza

[kanudo19]

Axl can top it

[Crash Diet]

Would you lay your money down to see that?

Actually yes

We're always tired the same old shit, aren't we?

Oh and: Buick Makane, TAY, Scraped, Bad Obsession, Move To The City, Shotgun Blues, Anything Goes, Shackler's aren't bad songs by any means

[Crash Diet]

Alright I am going to take a swing at this. This would be performed by the 2014 band as we know today (Axl's current voice included) performing 25 complete songs (with jams on top of that), no guest spots by any former members and only material that GNR past and present have recorded and/or played live:

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. Mama Kin
3. DJ Solo
4. You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
5. So Fine
6. Dust N' Bones
7. You Ain't the First
8. Reckless Life
9. Look at Your Game Girl
10. Drum solo
11. Live and Let Die
12. Knockin on Heaven's Door
13. My World
14. Don't Cry (alt lyrics)
15. 14 Years
16. The Garden
17. Attitude
18. Raw Power
19. Sail Away Sweet Sister
20. Nice Boys
21. Human Being (can you imagine how bad Axl would sound doing this today?)
22. Cornshucker

    Encore

23. Sorry
24. If the World
25. Band Jam
26. This I Love
27. Band Jam
28. Move to the City
29. Band Jam
30. I Don't Care About You

You win this

But i would still pay for that, just for the lulz

[bacardimayne]

1. Buick Makane