RandallFlagg Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 He wakes up with the eternal question 'Has ITW 2012 Dreamt Up Another Bizarre Philosophical Thread About Me Today?' and logs on as Dexter every four hours to check. The band now have bets between eachother to pass the time, Axl always votes Yes and more often than not reigns victorious, this is how he is funding CD2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITW 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 He wakes up with the eternal question 'Has ITW 2012 Dreamt Up Another Bizarre Philosophical Thread About Me Today?' and logs on as Dexter every four hours to check. The band now have bets between eachother to pass the time, Axl always votes Yes and more often than not reigns victorious, this is how he is funding CD2.I doubt they even read my threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I think Axls probably really busy. We only really see the show and listen the music. But all the business side and partying he must be run ragged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITW 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 I imagine Axl has smashed an awful lot of alarm clocks over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxjmontxx Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Is anybody else tired of this guy making threads that begin with the phrase "does anybody else"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I think we should all try to come up with some. It's harder than it looks. Here's what I got:Does Anyone Else Think That One Bad Apple Did Spoil the Whole Damn Bunch?Does Anyone Else Wonder What Axl Thinks When He Looks at His Arm and Sees a Tattoo of Slash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Does Anyone Else Wonder What Axl Thinks When He Looks at His Arm and Sees a Tattoo of Slash?Do you think he covers it when he's jerking off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 He never adjusts his watch to time zone changes on tour so he thinks he's going on stage at 9:00 when in reality its midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 The watch only tells Axl "Axl time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Axl Rose Mean Time, the true international standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Hand Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Does Anyone Else Wonder What Axl Thinks When He Looks at His Arm and Sees a Tattoo of Slash?Do you think he covers it when he's jerking off?LOLOLOL!He looks at it and starts talking shit and thumping and slapping at it! Lol" o yea, you don't like November rain motherfucker"* thump, slap, obscenity!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Ha ha, "Wicked Hand". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 He wakes up with the eternal question 'Has ITW 2012 Dreamt Up Another Bizarre Philosophical Thread About Me Today?' and logs on as Dexter every four hours to check. The band now have bets between eachother to pass the time, Axl always votes Yes and more often than not reigns victorious, this is how he is funding CD2.I doubt they even read my threads.Or if they did, they stopped soon there after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Horse Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I once read that Axl likes watches and that he´s got a nice collection, don´t know if it´s true or not though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildhorses Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 There was a Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 When I would do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITW 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) for love, but I won't do that Edited February 6, 2012 by ITW 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Has anybody else ever wondered why Axl seems to always wear a watch?So he can be late on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Shit, I hate wearing watches. Bought like three, never used any. I use my cellphone to tell time. Can't stand anything in my wrist or hand. Hell, I'll have trouble with wedding rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saphyra Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Shit, I hate wearing watches. Bought like three, never used any. I use my cellphone to tell time. Can't stand anything in my wrist or hand. Hell, I'll have trouble with wedding rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duda Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 to make sure he's late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Another watch sighted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) There Was A ClockAnd its right here on my wrist.It's still there! Edited February 6, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraMPD Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Ah I see, to cover Slash's face!!! On a side note; looks like he should get that tattoo touched up, the red looks like its almost completely faded and bled black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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