Millions Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I am sick and tired of Axl treating the fans - people who have handed him a life of luxury and debauchery - like shit. But he believes he can get away with it because, like fools, we will keep handing over our cash to watch the same tired show - the same songs covered by a bunch of hired hands. Even these hired guns must be bored by now.So this is what I propose. Every fan entering through the arena door must wear either : a) a KFC bucket and hockey mask ; or b) a leather top hat with curly black hair attached.Axl may be able to get security to throw out a single guy wearing a slash t-shirt, but lets see what he does when the entire 20000 capacity arena is full of slash look a likes. Or 20000 emotionless, expressionless folks staring at him blankly through identical hockey masks - this would be pretty unnerving. I actually think this could bring on a full-blown paranoid psychotic episode. And this will have the added bonus of being a catalyst for new music. We all know that his current state of happiness/contentment is not condusive to new music, after all.Let's do this, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you get molested as a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlRose14 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 This is going to be difficult.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppelin Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I am sick and tired of Axl treating the fans - people who have handed him a life of luxury and debauchery - like shit. But he believes he can get away with it because, like fools, we will keep handing over our cash to watch the same tired show - the same songs covered by a bunch of hired hands. Even these hired guns must be bored by now.So this is what I propose. Every fan entering through the arena door must wear either : a) a KFC bucket and hockey mask ; or b) a leather top hat with curly black hair attached.Axl may be able to get security to throw out a single guy wearing a slash t-shirt, but lets see what he does when the entire 20000 capacity arena is full of slash look a likes. Or 20000 emotionless, expressionless folks staring at him blankly through identical hockey masks - this would be pretty unnerving.I actually think this could bring on a full-blown paranoid psychotic episode. And this will have the added bonus of being a catalyst for new music. We all know that his current state of happiness/contentment is not condusive to new music, after all.Let's do this, everyone.So... uh... your plan is to get people to play dress-up and go to a show? That's what you came up with? That's your plan? Time to come back to reality. Unfortunately for you, most people don't feel the way you do. So sorry. Here's an idea: maybe you should start your little protest by not coming to a GUNS N ROSES INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November_rain Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Congratulations! You just won the "Most stupid topic" award !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) I am sick and tired of Axl treating the fans - people who have handed him a life of luxury and debauchery - like shit. But he believes he can get away with it because, like fools, we will keep handing over our cash to watch the same tired show - the same songs covered by a bunch of hired hands. Even these hired guns must be bored by now.So this is what I propose. Every fan entering through the arena door must wear either : a) a KFC bucket and hockey mask ; or b) a leather top hat with curly black hair attached.Axl may be able to get security to throw out a single guy wearing a slash t-shirt, but lets see what he does when the entire 20000 capacity arena is full of slash look a likes. Or 20000 emotionless, expressionless folks staring at him blankly through identical hockey masks - this would be pretty unnerving.I actually think this could bring on a full-blown paranoid psychotic episode. And this will have the added bonus of being a catalyst for new music. We all know that his current state of happiness/contentment is not condusive to new music, after all.Let's do this, everyone.Actually, Axl has been amazing to the fans lately.A bunch of us waited until 4 AM or so after the Phllly show and Axl came out and didn't leave until he signed something for everyone that waited around. Do you know how many fans have met the guy after various shows this year?The band has been putting on amazing 3+ hour shows for three straight years now. That's giving the fans MORE than their money's worth.So, it's obvious that you're just trolling for attention. No-one here is going to take your bait.Now run along and let the adults speak. Edited December 30, 2012 by The Real McCoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Worst plan ever as you are still paying to attend the show. A better plan altogether would be to boycott the gigs and hurt newgnr in their wallets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 Congratulations! You just won the "Most stupid topic" award !!! Yay!!!!! I win, I win, I win! Me, me, me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Worst plan ever as you are still paying to attend the show. A better plan altogether would be to boycott the gigs and hurt newgnr in their wallets.no kidding, why would you STILL go to the show if you're not happy with the band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you get molested as a child?Well, yeah. But I'm not sure how that is relevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Has anyone ever done one of those online petition things? Get a lot of internet support for a, ''we want a new album'', petition and then send it to Axl's management. It would probably end up in Fernado's junk mail box but I am still curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roush Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Worst plan ever as you are still paying to attend the show. A better plan altogether would be to boycott the gigs and hurt newgnr in their wallets.True. I hear Nu GNR supporters are numbering in the teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Besides each us show had 10 forum members or less. That's why it doesn't matter if the die hards protest. There just isn't enough real fans left to make any sort of impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlRose14 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you get molested as a child?Well, yeah. But I'm not sure how that is relevant? I heard Beta signed Fernando up to be one of "Jerry's Kids", yet she had no clue they meant Sandusky!!!Some mom eh Axl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Welcome to reality. It might be a shock for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqster Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 People are getting to see Axl playing GnR greatest hits on regular basis gigs and still complain! Although unfortunately he's no longer at the top of his game (bad shape and mostly mickey voice) these days it's still a privilege to be able to see the man - he's a true rockstar living legend. Respect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you get molested as a child?Well, yeah. But I'm not sure how that is relevant?I wonder if it was the same molester that abused Steven.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screamin' Demon Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you get molested as a child?Well, yeah. But I'm not sure how that is relevant?I wonder if it was the same molester that abused Steven....Heroin Hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycage Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Good luck with this. Most of them at the show probably don't even know that the band broke up or that the poser in the emo clothes and makeup isn't Slash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) Most of them at the show probably don't even know that the band broke up or that the poser in the emo clothes and makeup isn't Slash.Keep telling yourself that. It's only been 10 years since Axl debuted nµGuns on MTV. Plus y'know, people have the internet n' stuff ...something to think about, perhaps. Edited December 30, 2012 by brainsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycage Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Most of them at the show probably don't even know that the band broke up or that the poser in the emo clothes and makeup isn't Slash.Keep telling yourself that. It's only been 10 years since Axl debuted nµGuns on MTV. Plus y'know, people have the internet n' stuff ...something to think about, perhaps.People would still have to care to research it on the internet. Like y'know, the 100 or so people that post on the boards and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Most of them at the show probably don't even know that the band broke up or that the poser in the emo clothes and makeup isn't Slash.Keep telling yourself that. It's only been 10 years since Axl debuted nµGuns on MTV. Plus y'know, people have the internet n' stuff ...something to think about, perhaps.People would still have to care to research it on the internet. Like y'know, the 100 or so people that post on the boards and stuff.No offense, but you're in denial if you think the majority of the public doesn't know Slash and Duff aren't in the band anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycage Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Most of them at the show probably don't even know that the band broke up or that the poser in the emo clothes and makeup isn't Slash.Keep telling yourself that. It's only been 10 years since Axl debuted nµGuns on MTV. Plus y'know, people have the internet n' stuff ...something to think about, perhaps.People would still have to care to research it on the internet. Like y'know, the 100 or so people that post on the boards and stuff.No offense, but you're in denial if you think the majority of the public doesn't know Slash and Duff aren't in the band anymore.They still go to the shows. That's all thew proof I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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