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[ManetsBR]

72 topics on Chris Pitman discussion. Take that, Slash.

[Estranged Reality]

Check it, this was my creation:

http://web.archive.org/web/20070116064638/http://z8.invisionfree.com/Chris_Pitman_Fans

Check it:

The newest member is chriswalken

I think I may have registered that account, but honestly, I could be totally wrong.

I would love to hear Pit(t)man's impersonation of Walken before I die.

[CoolRanchDressing]

eatmysilkworms, a chris pitman fan site got to interview brain. enjoy it, and don't complain about our questions. you might like question #10.

if you don't like our questions, email him yourself and make your own damn interview.

10 QUESTIONS WITH BRAIN:

1. Would you describe Pitman's sound as "Funky Techno Beats" or "Super Funky Techno Beats"??

"Super Heavy Funky Techo Beats"

2. What does Pitman's word montage in "Madgascar" mean to you??

"The Brotherhood"

3. If you could one adjective to describe each of the band members, what would they be??

Axl - Red

Fortus -Tan

Finck - White

Foot - Green

Frank -Black

Dizzy - Grey

Chris "Mother Goose" Pitman -Blue

Me- Yellow

4. How does it feel to be a father, have you been watching any good cartoons lately??

"I'm in diaperspace"

5. It's quite a mystery, maybe you could help us: how many T's are in

Pit(t)man's name??

"The T is for Todd"

(We asked for the spelling, and he gave us his middle name?)

6. What's your favorite GNR song to play?? (PS your intro to Brownstone is orgasmic)

"Rockit Queen"

(for a guy with the nickname "Brain", it's ironic that he can't spell rocket)

7. When you accompany chris pitman, do you ever think to yourself, "Holy shit. These beats might be too super funky for my drum kit. I hope they have a fire extenguisher handy"??

"YES"

8. What's your favorite Christopher Walken movie, and is it true that Chris does a Christopher Walken impression??

"The Deer Hunter and NO"

9. Do you ever wish to have a sidekick named "Pinky"??

"Yes... I mean No"

10. Have you got any plans to jam with Axl and the boys anytime soon??

"We are gonna Rock out in '07"

[CoolRanchDressing]

If your bored, you can read the all new 15 Question interview with Bumblefoot conducted by the #1 Chris Pitman fansite- "Eat My Silkworms". He didn't want to answer any questions about CD or anything about bandmates because he didn't want to be a douche. We respected his wishes, and asked him 15 random questions. He gave some interesting answers. So here it is:

15 QUESTIONS WITH BUMBLEFOOT

1. If you lost your finger tips in an industrial accident (like Tony Iommi), how long would it take you to re-learn IRS?

Depends which finger(s) on which hand(s). Can't answer without knowing. Once I know, we gotta figure healing time, practice time, lotta variables to consider. Rough guess, I'm gonna say lick my balls, next question...

2. What's your favorite Seinfeld episode? And are you the "Master Of Your Domain"??

Hell no. Love that show, can't pick a favorite - every one is a classic.

3. Did you ever think about buying "Youtube"?

No, never thought about it... but I should. Maybe after Chinese comes out.

4. How old should your fans be before they consider having sex?

35.

5. What's your favorite Christopher Walken film?

I'm gonna say The Prophecy - maybe not the best movie he ever did, but there's some cool things in there.

6. If Hollywood were to ever make a biographical film about you, BBF, who should they cast to play your foot guitar?

Christopher Walken.

7. Have you ever written an email that has no emotions or abbreviations?

Yes. I'm lying - no.

8. Do you hate to wear underwear too?

I gotta wear underwear. Gotta keep the folks in their seat.

9. What's the last album you bought? Did you like it?

I don't buy music, I steal it. And yeah, I like everything I steal.

10. Have you ever eaten a Silkworm?

Not on purpose.

11. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take ONE porn star with you, who would you choose?

First thought that entered my head was that I'd choose a person recently-deceased to use as a floatation device to assist getting off the island. But I don't wanna make light of recently-deceased folks used as floatation devices, that's insensitive, so I'm just gonna move on to the next question...

12. If you eat your own scabs, does that make you a cannibal?

I don't think you're a cannibal unless you eat a *fresh* part of yourself.

13. Do you prefer forks, spoons or sporks?

DEFINITELY sporks. Was just talkin' about that the other day... why don't more people use them? If they made metal ones, they'd replace spoons and forks in almost every situation.

14. Do you have any pets, and if so, how cute are they?

Yeah, got pets. Pretty damn cute.

15. You've got quite a reputation for staying in touch with your fans online through myspace, the bumbleforum, and a few other GnR sites. Why haven't you joined the EatMySilkworms forum yet?

( http://z8.invisionfree.com/Chris_Pitman_Fans/index.php?act=idx )

I don't like the fonts. I want nothing to do with EMS until they get better fonts. And maybe more animated gifs.

[AndreCC]

What's so important about that Website? It seems like a mockery website... i remember seeing it in 2006 or 2007 and just thought of it as a website done by a Pittman obsessed fan.

[wfuckinga]

I have some of the pictures on my laptop

[username]

Quite honestly I think Eat My Silkworms was one of the dumbest things ever in GnR history. And the way people kept spamming it was annoying as fuck.

[wfuckinga]

I'll upload what I have later when I get home from school

[CoolRanchDressing]

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

[RussTCB]

What's so important about that Website? It seems like a mockery website... i remember seeing it in 2006 or 2007 and just thought of it as a website done by a Pittman obsessed fan.

In the end I think it was just meant to add some levity to the situation.

[Mango]

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

I have it. EAT MY SILKWORMS PODCAST - EPISODE 1 (250 mins mp3)

[Almost Famous]

Super funky techno beats for the win. I'll have to ask CP if he rememebers ever hearing about this way back when whenever we cross paths again.

[ManetsBR]

250 minutes MP3? What the fuck? There's an over 4 hours Eat My SIlkworms podcast?

[CoolRanchDressing]

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

I have it. EAT MY SILKWORMS PODCAST - EPISODE 1 (250 mins mp3)

Hahaha. I don't remember it being that long. Can you upload it for us?!?!? I'm dying to hear it

[wfuckinga]

[Powerage5]

EXCLUSIVE elsewhere INTERVIEW WITH SEBASTIAN BACH:

1. HOW DOES IT FEEL PERFORMING THE "MY MICHELLE" DUET WITH AXL ROSE??

Oh Man, words just CANNOT describe the pure energy up there, and the coolest part is that it is mostly improvised!!

We don't sit down and pick who sings what line, we get up on stage and just do it. It's rock n' roll, it's fun.

That's what we do up there with Michelle we have FUN and by the applause I say it's working! I almost fainted when Ax himself asked me if i'd like to go up on stage!! It's like so surreal, and the fans dig it, that's what I care about. Some door-knobs are on the internet complaining that I'm washed-up and I'm "ruining" the show, we'll I got a 2 words for ya: SCREW and OFF!! If you don't like it well that's too bad.

2. BESIDES "MY MICHELLE", WHICH SONG WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM WITH AXL & CREW INSTEAD??

I'd like to sing every song lol. But lately I've been trying to convince Axl to play AINT IT FUN which is my favortite track on the spaghetty cd. It's fucking killer,

and I could play the role of Michael Monroe, and Axl could be well... Axl. Man, I just love blaring the hell outta that track on the road and it would be so killer live.

3. IN ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, YOU CLAIMED TO OF HEARD SOME TRACKS OFF "CHINESE DEMOCRACY", AND SPECIFICALLY COMMENTED ON A TRACK

TITLED "SORRY", COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE A BIT MORE DETAIL TO THE DESCRIPTION??

Sorry dude, but I was asked not to comment more on those types of questions. All I can say is that it is killer! and won't be a disappointment!

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHRIS PITMAN, THE MASTER OF THE SYNTHS??

Chris who?? I'm just fucking wit ya, I love him. A nice, friendly guy with a killer sense of humour. He should do stand-up the dude is like the kareoke of comedy.

This for a pitman fan club, right? well I should give you guys some "inside dish".... haha. Did you guys know he has a tail? It's a birth deffect, it's like 2 inches long and makes his ass

look like a dog's ass. KIDDING!! KIDDING!! ha ha. He truly is the "Master Of The Synths" though, perfect description. Job well done (please don't mixx up the tail comment, it was just a joke)

5. WOULD YOU DESCRIBE PITMAN'S SOUND AS "FUNKY TECHNO BEATS" OR "SUPER FUNKY TECHNO BEATS"??

what a question..... so far this is the greatest "interview" I have ever done lol

6. ON THE LAST GIG OF THE EUROPEAN TOUR DO YOU REMEMBER PERFORMING "PARADISE CITY" WITH THE DANCING MIDGETS, ANY COMMENTS ??

It was a completely surreal experience, and I had a blast doing so despite how nervous I was.

7. CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT CHRIS PITMAN DOES A VERY ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSION BACKSTAGE??

What kind of drug are you on? ha!

8. WILL YOU BUY "CHINESE DEMOCRACY" OR ARE YOU A "DOWNLOADING MOTHERFUCKER"??

take a guess....

9. I HAVE TO THROW THIS INTO HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT MAN YOU'RE GIRL IS SO FINE. I WATCHED SUPERGROUP & THAT NUDE PHOTOSHOOT WAS SO HOT. CONGRATS.

Uh... thanks. lol. Maria is the one girl for me.

10. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROMOTE ANYTHING, WE GET MORE HITS THAN GOOGLE, SO TAKE OPPORTUNITY.

More hits than Google? Well I better promote my new album Angel Down which comes out this year, I've been road-testing some new songs off it during the Guns tour, and it sounds fucking great, check it out. And for the canadians, I will be making a special appearence with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles & the gang on Trailor Park Boys. Rock on you pitman freaks! Consider it eaten.

Consider it eaten

[ManetsBR]

This Baz interview is hilarious

Great guy.

[ARBeast]

Mother Goose, for without thee, guns n roses would be no moreey Word..

[Russel Nash]

The greatest towel player in the universe too. I think is one of the best things that happened to music.

[Mango]

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

I have it. EAT MY SILKWORMS PODCAST - EPISODE 1 (250 mins mp3)

Hahaha. I don't remember it being that long. Can you upload it for us?!?!? I'm dying to hear it

OK, Winamp says 290 mins, when I play it, it ends with 71 mins

EDIT: DOWNLOAD LINK

Edited November 5, 2013 by Mango

[CoolRanchDressing]

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

I have it. EAT MY SILKWORMS PODCAST - EPISODE 1 (250 mins mp3)

Hahaha. I don't remember it being that long. Can you upload it for us?!?!? I'm dying to hear it

OK, Winamp says 290 mins, when I play it, it ends with 71 mins

EDIT: DOWNLOAD LINK

Fuuuuuuck. I can't get this link to work on my phone. Advice from anyone?

[highvoltage]

Use a computer?

EDIT: You won't be able to download it at all if you have an iPhone, but if you run with Android you might be able to grab it from a different link.

[CoolRanchDressing]

Ah. Okay. Thanks I suck at technology.

[highvoltage]

Oh man, the intro montage. The fuck?

[Estranged Reality]

Oh man, the intro montage. The fuck?

I'm listening to this right now for the first time in seven years and I can't believe I'd forgotten about this.

"Time to start off with some music...so listen, muthafuckas, to this song that must be heard" - followed by Pickin' On Pitman (which needs to be the title of the Mother Goose Players album, btw).