alfierose Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1.What's your real (first) name?If I tell you I'll have to kill you ;-)2. Where are you from?West Yorkshire, UK3. How do you bring home the bacon?I currently work part time in retail but that is frequently subject to change. 4. Are you married, dating or single?Married 13 years5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?See answer to questions 3 and 4. I'm bored. I also love some of the posters on here, they've grown on me...like mold. Lol6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?Indifferent7. Do you play a musical instrument?I have not one iota of musical talent. At school I had to resort to faking playing the recorder to avoid being noticed in music class.8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?I think it would vary depending on the person. I'm not entirely sure how others view me.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I need to twirl hair...my own or other people's to get to sleep. This possibly could be filed under worst trait.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?Yes in all their crazy incarnations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I need to twirl hair...my own or other people's to get to sleep. This possibly could be filed under worst trait.Adorable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I need to twirl hair...my own or other people's to get to sleep. This possibly could be filed under worst trait.Adorable.I like to think this but it has pissed some people off in the past <blushes> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there !There's a place called Muff?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansin Humanity Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 is there a diving team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there !There's a place called Muff?! Are you not a member?http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/We actually tried to visit, but it doesn't exist. Least we tried! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there !There's a place called Muff?! Are you not a member?http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/We actually tried to visit, but it doesn't exist. Least we tried!We tried to visit but it doesn't exist, classic What you actually went all the way to Irelands green and pleasant land and THEN found it didn't exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there !There's a place called Muff?! Are you not a member?http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/We actually tried to visit, but it doesn't exist. Least we tried!We tried to visit but it doesn't exist, classic What you actually went all the way to Irelands green and pleasant land and THEN found it didn't exist? Missus lives locally - no harm trying to get a hilarious photo with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Diceman/Facekicker2. Where are you from?Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?Drink driving. Easiest way to get the swine tailing you home.4. Are you married, dating or single?Depends who I'm talking to and how hot they are.5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I have a responsibility to report all the latest GNR news.6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?When your Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus what do you expect?7. Do you play a musical instrument?I play lead theramin in a pub band - Father Dick Trickle and the Emotional Choirboys8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Best - my genorisity with hookersWorst - my terribly sexy hair but I'm not sure if that is a trait as such.9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....I've been known to chat to houseplants.10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?No, I prefer Cliff RichardYou're from Muff?! No fucking way, one of my best mates from Uni was from there !There's a place called Muff?! Are you not a member?http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/We actually tried to visit, but it doesn't exist. Least we tried!We tried to visit but it doesn't exist, classic What you actually went all the way to Irelands green and pleasant land and THEN found it didn't exist? Missus lives locally - no harm trying to get a hilarious photo with it The Welcome to Muff sign where some funny cunt has run off with the "l" wasn't enough for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITG Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name?Alty2. Where are you from?Belfast, U.K/Ireland3. How do you bring home the bacon?By selling my most beloved possessions on eBay4. Are you married, dating or single?Dating for a few years5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here?I was young and foolish6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?Punch the living shit out of7. Do you play a musical instrument?Piano and guitar. Also the recorder.8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait?Drinking/inconsistency. 9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime....Benedict Cumberbatching10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses?They shall always be my #1 band. Tattoo to confirm this... status: pending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 1. What's your real (first) name? Alty 2. Where are you from? Belfast, U.K/Ireland 3. How do you bring home the bacon? By selling my most beloved possessions on eBay 4. Are you married, dating or single? Dating for a few years 5. What's your excuse for spending too much time on here? I was young and foolish 6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch? Punch the living shit out of 7. Do you play a musical instrument? Piano and guitar. Also the recorder. 8. What would your closest friend or partner say is your best/worst trait? Drinking/inconsistency. 9. Tell us an embarrassing pastime.... Benedict Cumberbatching 10. Do you actually like Guns N Roses? They shall always be my #1 band. Tattoo to confirm this... status: pending.The fuck..... Welcome back banana. (see what I did there? I didn't blab on your real first name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Hiyaaaaa *waves* Your emoticon should be pleased not shocked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Hiyaaaaa *waves* Your emoticon should be pleased not shocked!Give me some time to process this woman! If you remember correctly I'm old and thus slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 God, you must be ancient by now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 God, you must be ancient by now! Turning 30 in 6 weeks... I'm scared. Good to see you around though! How've you been? Doing well I hope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?Punch the living shit out ofWhoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I'm getting closer and closer to 25. It's daunting! I have the mental age of a 17 year old!Doing well, yeah, got the urge to have a look through the forum today and try to figure out how to work it again!Hope all's good with you, good to see a few old faces about here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I'm getting closer and closer to 25. It's daunting! I have the mental age of a 17 year old!25 ain't so bad! And I still feel like 17 most of the time anyway. Doing well, yeah, got the urge to have a look through the forum today and try to figure out how to work it again!Big mistake, always. Hope all's good with you, good to see a few old faces about here!I'm doing good! Living together with the Mrs. for about 4 years now. Job. Cats. No more rats though. But yeah, I'm good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) ^^ I'd love to go eat there. Edited February 19, 2014 by username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Sounds great6. Justin Bieber. Pity or punch?Punch the living shit out ofWhoa.What? He spits on people... Too much aggression? Great to hear Username, hope the Mrs made room for your whiskey collection too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Great to hear Username, hope the Mrs made room for your whiskey collection too!Please dear, call me Ron. And aye, she did! I still got the bad end of the deal though. The whisky is on a few shelves but we have an entire room for all her clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I didn't know if your real name was a secret or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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