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Should be the NGOG appreciation thread. He works very hard and he gets a lot of shit from people.

I'm sure most people here really appreciate that. I'm one of them. We should show our appreciation by having him quartered at our costs. ^_^

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I will not rest until NGOG's head is delivered to my address.

Sorry buddy, I never got circumcised. trollface.small.jpg?1301972945

NGOG puts so much work in you'd think he was getting paid for it.

I like how you've distracted everyone from the fact that I'm on a direct payroll from the GNR camp, and post from the comfort of my sunbed in Barbados - good work my friend!

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Guest MikeHunt

The crucial thing here is that poor NGOG missed out on the DTJN intern position and thus lacks the experience of trying to pass the day with no news to report. Take Broski for example, he was our intern for 10 years before he came here and you can clearly see the benefit of that experience. He does nothing because he knows better. We trained him well.

NGOG there is still an intern position for you here at DTJN. The coffee won't make itself and our toilet porno mags need to be wiped down and reorganised.

PM if you are interested.

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Can u copy and paste exactly what management said?

The 2 or 3 songs plan isn't dead in the water yet, but last night certainly diminished hopes. There were parts of the information that we weren't authorized to include in the exclusives - so you'd have to ask Subsy if he is willing to publish all the details!

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Can u copy and paste exactly what management said?

The 2 or 3 songs plan isn't dead in the water yet, but last night certainly diminished hopes. There were parts of the information that we weren't authorized to include in the exclusives - so you'd have to ask Subsy if he is willing to publish all the details!

The thick plottens...

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Whats NGOG done?

Gotten our hopes up with his "exclusive".

Come on now, your hopes were never up. It wasn't "my" exclusive either; I just reported it as instructed.

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He lied! He is with Team Brazil!

He told us we would have new songs!

He said there would be rasp!

He told us of a grand reunion and monumental promotion!

He must pay!!!!

Just kidding, you (and broski and gunsguy) are the best reporters ever! :P

Yeah really! I think we can all agree that he is definitely NOT better than the old one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The songs were obviously not played because the marketing plan got pushed. Thanks Slash and Rockfuel...

Surely you're not being serious?

100% serious.

Can you explain to me how exactly it is the fault of Rockfuel and Slash that Axl yet again couldn't be arsed to change his stale stage show?

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Whats NGOG done?

Gotten our hopes up with his "exclusive".

Come on now, your hopes were never up. It wasn't "my" exclusive either; I just reported it as instructed.

From who?

I assume you're asking who instructed me to report it? Subs did. Subs received information from somebody reliable, was extremely excited by it, and asked me and Broski to report it. We were able to publish certain plans, but one particular detail was deemed too tentative so we had to leave it out (that may have provided context to the "2 or 3 new songs" plan).

As I've said before, we were genuinely excited by what we read and wanted to share as much of it as possible. As the rest of the article showed, it was very reliable information.

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