arnold layne Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 What the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) I dunno man, i don't fuckin' brew the bastards but i know how to get a round in and i know that lagers lager and bitter is bitter, I ain't taking evening classes in the shit so I couldn't tell ya exactly what the difference is, I'm sure one of these clued up fuckers like Username or young Mcleod could tell you the difference.I don't claim to be an expert but bitter's the brown one innit? i got a bottle of dandelion and burdock for 69p. i was drinking at the bus stop and got stung by nettles. Literally the best soda ever invented! Edited April 1, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't claim to be an expert but bitter's the brown one innit? Precisely Bitters the old gits one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't claim to be an expert but bitter's the brown one innit? Precisely Bitters the old gits one!Stout and Bitter? It's how you'll end up if you drink either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) So you've been on the Stout then yeah? Always drank Bitter, its the one you can put away the most of. Bitter, pint glass and not fuckin' cold, i could bang it out all day, love it Edited April 1, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) So you've been on the Stout then yeah? Always drank Bitter, its the one you can put away the most of. Bitter, pint glass and not fuckin' cold, i could bang it out all day, love it There was this place back home that used to do pints of John Smiths for 69p on a week day. Didn't like the stuff but what's a fella to do at that price eh? Edited April 1, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Extra Smooth my fuckin' arse 69p?!?! What, we talking 1994 here? Edited April 1, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That looks like luxury dandelion & burdock. Tescoes do one for 39p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I know what bloody bitter is, it's just that what's called bitter round here is lager. I was wondering whether twas the same over in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) true I've had lagers which were basically a bitter. it was more of an amber ale but it called itself a lager. dude looks like a lager. i bought some coffee brand name Legal. really bad. I'm pretty open minded but it was horrible. ill just get a bag of Starbucks tomorrow. i researched it, it's a Canadian brand. it had a very mellow weak taste, didn't give you a dry mouth. maybe its like breakfast coffee. it's just that it tasted worse than instant which at least has a metallic artificial aroma. Edited April 2, 2014 by wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I'm drinking the 1.27 jobs out of your local cornershop, Red Mountain i believe its called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 damn fine coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 I switched dark roast. Boy, it gets you all sorts of buzzed.Reminds me of the days when I used to pop one or two bupropions and drink a 24oz medium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Had a venti iced coffee from Starbucks and a regular 24 ouncer from the local convenience store today. Something tells me that I won't be sleeping tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 Child please, coffee is best served before bed (when it's not served in the morning), and preferably with Kahlua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Has anyone noticed the latest trend of people, business types, walking around cities with big plastic cups of coffee? For example, her with the ginger hair who was getting done for the phone hacking newspaper thing: everytime she turned up to court she had a big coffee in her hand!It is a new fad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 If you're drinking a large coffee, you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Has anyone noticed the latest trend of people, business types, walking around cities with big plastic cups of coffee? For example, her with the ginger hair who was getting done for the phone hacking newspaper thing: everytime she turned up to court she had a big coffee in her hand!It is a new fad.You don't live in Melbourne, obviously! EVERYONE in the morning has a coffee in their hand and its been that way for decades! Whether its on the street, in the train, on the tram or even in your car (I drive in peak hour traffic every weekday and every time I have to stop at traffic lights on my hour long journey to work I see people in cars sipping on coffee in take-away cups with lids on them. I'm one of them.If you're drinking a large coffee, you're doing it wrong.Some people actually enjoy the flavour and like that to continue on longer. A large coffee usually has a double shot too. Heavy coffee drinkers often find a single espresso shot not enough to wake them them up and get them going. I always view large coffee drinkers as 'heavy duty caffeine consumers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I have four double shots of espresso a day. No milk, no sugar. That's heavy duty without resorting to cartoon like sized cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 I have four double shots of espresso a day. No milk, no sugar. That's heavy duty without resorting to cartoon like sized cups. I just like the taste of coffee, you dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) The older i get the more i think the best policy in this life is to just ignore culture completely and do what the fuck you want, that way you're not aware of the associations attached to cartons of coffee or a certain type of glasses or a certain kinda food or clothes and you just eat drink wear read like whatever the fuck you want. This is the way you do this and this is the way you do that, fuck that shit, I fuckin' paid for it I'll put my dick in it if i so desire, it's got nothing to do with no one but me.Come to that i think i do that shit anyway...cuz I'm such a G Edited May 12, 2014 by sugaraylen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oh Lenny, you ol gangbanging home boy from the Westside. Stay rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Yeah, interpret G as 'massive twat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I am an OG. An orange gayman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 My little niece is in the office here scooting about and, no word of a lie, she jus looked at my screen and went 'Johnny Dalama...i will eat your puppy' She looks fuckin' horrified now Johnny Da Llama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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