Johnny Drama Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Where the fuck is that kid???I'm starting to think it will need to enrol for school as soon as it pops out! Or maybe college? Is it just me or do you just picture Dazey's bird walking around with a set of schoolgirl's legs complete with a pair of Clarks hanging out of her?EDIT: Can we change the thread title to "Baby McLeod, Hurry the Fuck Up!" Edited November 25, 2014 by Johnny Drama 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 25, 2014 Author Share Posted November 25, 2014 Let it not be said that Emporer Len doesn't respond to the will of the proletariat. Shame he can't fuckin' spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Well you're still part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 How does this compare to the wait for Chinese Democracy, Dazey ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 my birthday is thursday so just hold on until then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Any news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dazey Posted November 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 26, 2014 We went in to see about an induction on Monday but the earliest they could do it was today. We've got an appointment to kick things off at 11am so whatever happens we're not coming home without a baby. Could be anywhere from 1-3 days though so maybe today, maybe tomorrow or maybe even Friday. Cheers guys, wish me luck. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Good luck to you and the Mrs, Dazey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Good luck mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 If its a boy you'll have to call him Axl now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Good luck to all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 If its a boy you'll have to call him Axl now lolIf he does I'll personally go find him and knock him out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm snorting this baby out if it ain't out by tomorrow. Find me a rolled up note and hoover it good. EDIT: I'll take it the missus isn't keen on a cesarean and definitely wants it vaginally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm snorting this baby out if it ain't out by tomorrow. Find me a rolled up note and hoover it good.EDIT: I'll take it the missus isn't keen on a cesarean and definitely wants it vaginally?What is your major malfunction, boy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm snorting this baby out if it ain't out by tomorrow. Find me a rolled up note and hoover it good. EDIT: I'll take it the missus isn't keen on a cesarean and definitely wants it vaginally?You're loving every minute of this arent you, you foul pervert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 1. This is your fault. You started this thread too early. 2. Love babies. 3. Always wanted to be an Obstetrician when I was growing up but that didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) We went in to see about an induction on Monday but the earliest they could do it was today. We've got an appointment to kick things off at 11am so whatever happens we're not coming home without a baby. Could be anywhere from 1-3 days though so maybe today, maybe tomorrow or maybe even Friday. Cheers guys, wish me luck. I'd have gotten them to cut the thing out by now Poor woman must be beyond fed up.Good luck to you both! Edited November 26, 2014 by Axls Rocket Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 1. This is your fault. You started this thread too early. 2. Love babies. 3. Always wanted to be an Obstetrician when I was growing up but that didn't happen. 4. Sick cunt 5. Will see on the 9 o clock news one day under arrested on cannibalism charges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 *Self cannibalism, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 6 days. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) They induced my labor. It took three more days after that. I'm sure everything will be just fine. These will be remembered as some of the best days of your life! Edited November 26, 2014 by AdriftatSea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 They induced my labor. It took three more days after that. How long did you wait til they induced it? Is it indicative of anything or just a random happenstance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 They induced my labor. It took three more days after that. How long did you wait til they induced it? Is it indicative of anything or just a random happenstance?I'm sure there are many, many different reasons to induce labor. They induced more because of me than because of her. I was sick. I don't want to scare Dazey! I had toxemia. My blood pressure was extremely high. She was at 38 weeks. Plenty done baking! They thought I was going to start having seizures. I'm not sure why they didn't do a section other than I really did not want one. I was emphatic about not wanting one. Labor pains are just awful once they give you the medicine to induce. Viciously awful.Dazey you stay in there and let her squeeze your hand once they give her that medicine! It's just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Give us an update Dazey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 They induced my labor. It took three more days after that. How long did you wait til they induced it? Is it indicative of anything or just a random happenstance?I'm sure there are many, many different reasons to induce labor. They induced more because of me than because of her. I was sick. I don't want to scare Dazey! I had toxemia. My blood pressure was extremely high. She was at 38 weeks. Plenty done baking! They thought I was going to start having seizures. I'm not sure why they didn't do a section other than I really did not want one. I was emphatic about not wanting one. Labor pains are just awful once they give you the medicine to induce. Viciously awful.Dazey you stay in there and let her squeeze your hand once they give her that medicine! It's just awful. Thinkin' about it that weren't the most senstive question to be asking, was it? Sorry Chris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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