Gracii Guns Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Well done Dazey. Please consider myself as Godmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I've been designated as such already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Is it actually here then or not? Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Still in progress. I'm an expert in breathing exercises now however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Still in progress. I'm an expert in breeding exercises now however. FYP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Have her waters even broke yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Have her waters even broke yet?This aint the time for your bodily function voyeurism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Damn, this sounds like a long labor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Can we rename this thread "The Labour Party"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Can we rename this thread "The Labour Party"?We certainly can brother, up the workers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Inb4DieselDaisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 meanwhile in a hospital somewhere in england...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Have her waters even broke yet?This aint the time for your bodily function voyeurism It's like squirt porn on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Bst of luck to your wife Dazey. Show us soon a totaly awesome newborn pic. I love those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Forceps time. Seriously. This is taking up all of my weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I hope she has plenty of drugs......that's all I'm sayin'. Although knowing that it's Mrs Christopher McLeod I'm talking about, I don't think that will be a problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Why because she's a beaner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Forceps time. Seriously. This is taking up all of my weekend.Am i just mash up as fuck or is that the funniest thing anyone ever said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) I hope she has plenty of drugs......that's all I'm sayin'.Although knowing that it's Mrs Christopher McLeod I'm talking about, I don't think that will be a problem. I don't think an E or half a gram of charlie is quite the ticket here though presh, just a stab in the dark Edited November 22, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Forceps time. Seriously. This is taking up all of my weekend.Am i just mash up as fuck or is that the funniest thing anyone ever said? I just wanna get all fuckin teary at the sight of a piss head like Chris acting all paternal with his baby. FFS I can't be this well hard cunt 24/7, you know? Edited November 22, 2014 by Johnny Drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I hope she has plenty of drugs......that's all I'm sayin'.Although knowing that it's Mrs Christopher McLeod I'm talking about, I don't think that will be a problem. I don't think an E or half a gram of charlie is quite the ticket here though presh, just a stab in the dark I meant an epidural!!!! Although a few lines if nothing else is handy would probably be better than nothing! Sometimes the doctors say it's too late for an epidural (although considering the time this is taking I doubt it) so if that was the case you could always rely on Christopher, shining example of a husband he is, to whip out a little bag and give the poor woman what she needs. My sister in law didn't have time for an epidural with her first child and the first thing her husband said when we saw them was "Wow! We don't want to be doing that again in a hurry!" His reference to 'we' was not lost on me as I just nodded and smiled in agreeance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Fucking socialist cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "Ain't she dropped that sprog yet?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Congratulations mate by the time you read all this you must be feeling on top of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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