Amir Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 All politicians are fuckin' ugly. What is it? There must be something in the genes - ''I am an ugly bastard, must stand for parliament''. Horrendous fat ugly old men; females, wartier than a witch from Macbeth; frumpy lesbians running for Green - horrendous. They really are the cesspit of the British gene pool. At least the American male politicians stick a dead raccoon on their head now and then to hide their balding coot. And you always have Palin to reduce you to a sweaty right-wing mess.Bill Clinton and Jack Kennedy were good lookin' lads.Yanks.Something to do with British politicians - particularly the lower rung of backbencher MPs. That leader of the Greens is one ugly gnome. http://www.sexymp.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 All politicians are fuckin' ugly. What is it? There must be something in the genes - ''I am an ugly bastard, must stand for parliament''. Horrendous fat ugly old men; females, wartier than a witch from Macbeth; frumpy lesbians running for Green - horrendous. They really are the cesspit of the British gene pool. At least the American male politicians stick a dead raccoon on their head now and then to hide their balding coot. And you always have Palin to reduce you to a sweaty right-wing mess.Bill Clinton and Jack Kennedy were good lookin' lads.Yanks.Something to do with British politicians - particularly the lower rung of backbencher MPs. That leader of the Greens is one ugly gnome. Did you see that SNP 20 year old that got elected. Fuckin hell. Like a female version of this WORST. ACCENT. EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 My Lib Dem candidate wasn't bad looking: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 All politicians are fuckin' ugly. What is it? There must be something in the genes - ''I am an ugly bastard, must stand for parliament''. Horrendous fat ugly old men; females, wartier than a witch from Macbeth; frumpy lesbians running for Green - horrendous. They really are the cesspit of the British gene pool. At least the American male politicians stick a dead raccoon on their head now and then to hide their balding coot. And you always have Palin to reduce you to a sweaty right-wing mess.Bill Clinton and Jack Kennedy were good lookin' lads. Yanks.Something to do with British politicians - particularly the lower rung of backbencher MPs. That leader of the Greens is one ugly gnome. Did you see that SNP 20 year old that got elected. Fuckin hell. Like a female version of this WORST. ACCENT. EVEROi you, dont slag off Spud, hes my role model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) All politicians are fuckin' ugly. What is it? There must be something in the genes - ''I am an ugly bastard, must stand for parliament''. Horrendous fat ugly old men; females, wartier than a witch from Macbeth; frumpy lesbians running for Green - horrendous. They really are the cesspit of the British gene pool. At least the American male politicians stick a dead raccoon on their head now and then to hide their balding coot. And you always have Palin to reduce you to a sweaty right-wing mess.Bill Clinton and Jack Kennedy were good lookin' lads.Yanks.Something to do with British politicians - particularly the lower rung of backbencher MPs. That leader of the Greens is one ugly gnome. Did you see that SNP 20 year old that got elected. Fuckin hell. Like a female version of this WORST. ACCENT. EVERDon't be such an unbearable snob. I've been so sad, since you said my accent was bad.I've worn a frown, this Caledonian clown,I'm just gonnae have to learn to hesitateTo make sure my words on your Saxon ears don't grateBut I wouldn't know a single word to sayIf I flattened all the vowels and I threw the "R" away.Some days I stand, on your green and pleasant landHow dare I show face, when my diction is such a disgrace?I'm just gonnae have to learn to hesitateTo make sure my words on your Saxon ears don't grateBut I wouldn't know a single word to sayIf I flattened all the vowels and I threw the "R" away.You say that if I want to get aheadThe language I use should be left for deadIt doesn't please your earsAnd though you tell it like a leg-pullIt seems you're still full of John BullYou just refuse to hearOh what can I do to be understood by you?Perhaps with some money, I could talk like a bee dripping honeyI'm just gonnae have to learn to hesitateTo make sure my words on your Saxon ears don't grateBut I wouldn't know a single word to sayIf I flattened all the vowels and I threw the "R" away(And I know you're not English, the point still stands.) Edited May 10, 2015 by Graeme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) The Tories have been in office for 1 day. This was London today Edited May 10, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Good on them, the English left must be hurting pretty badly at the moment. My sympathies =/ . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) Good on them, the English left must be hurting pretty badly at the moment. My sympathies =/ .They defaced a World War II memorial and left two Police Officers needing hospital treatment!! Edited May 10, 2015 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 They defaced a World War II memorial and left two Police Officers needing hospital treatment!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32678518calls it: 'Police arrest 17 in anti-austerity protest in London'But really, it was just an anti-Tory protest, it even says...'A police investigation is also under way after graffiti referring to "Tory scum" was daubed on a war memorial'It's clearly seen and is the case, but, they don't want to call it that at the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I do not even know why they are moaning about austerity and the Tories anyway as it was Gordon Brown's woeful fiscal policies leading up to the 2008 global recession which necessitated the cuts by Cameron. The people who hate austerity should lay the blame on the actual instigator of Britain's economic troubles, i.e., the Labour party itself. It is a bit like, blaming the person who fixes a broken ornament, rather than the actual person who broke it in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) This idiotic feminist is getting no support online except from her smugly feminist friends.http://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/597115014059810817http://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/597116658407333888Of course, when it is clear that she's not getting the support she'd like, she then turns to the abuse and bullying cardhttp://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/597165482253385729Then this gem surfaced The girl carrying the sign that reads "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" is none other than Charlotte Church, who was famous as a kid with her "Voice of an Angel" album.When she grew up the "Voice of an Angel" became better known for being a foul-mouthed tramp who hung around with Amy Winehouse That's the kind of idiot that defaces a war memorial because they have a problem with democracy when it suits them. Edited May 10, 2015 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards.Nah, set the hounds on 'em I says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards.Nah, set the hounds on 'em I says. Yeah, i suppose the tories will need the rifles to keep the working classes down eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards."UK Police are investigating Guns N' Roses forum after threats posted alongside photo of Downing Street""A senior Tory spokesperson was overheard remarking - "Vermin eh? Bloody riff-raff. At least the Fox is native! They protest when we shoot the bastards and then they threaten to shoot the bastards themselves. Can't make up their mind that lot."Upon learning that the threats were made by a Kashmiri youth, the spokesperson added - "Ah, the wily Pathan, Had some trouble with that lot before. Tried to steal my rifle back in the day, stripped naked and greased all over like a slippery eel. Always strapped the old rifle to my leg after that. Doesn't bode well for the Fox. Maybe he wanted it for a curry?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards. "UK Police are investigating Guns N' Roses forum after threats posted alongside photo of Downing Street""A senior Tory spokesperson was overheard remarking - "Vermin eh? Bloody riff-raff. At least the Fox is native! They protest when we shoot the bastards and then they threaten to shoot the bastards themselves. Can't make up their mind that lot."Upon learning that the threats were made by a Kashmiri youth, the spokesperson added - "Ah, the wily Pathan, Had some trouble with that lot before. Tried to steal my rifle back in the day, stripped naked and greased all over like a slippery eel. Always strapped the old rifle to my leg after that. Doesn't bode well for the Fox. Maybe he wanted it for a curry?"Post of the year, on sheer creativity alone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ah wildlife, the Urban Fox, we meet again. Don't know why this made me smile.Fucking vermin, should shoot the bastards. "UK Police are investigating Guns N' Roses forum after threats posted alongside photo of Downing Street""A senior Tory spokesperson was overheard remarking - "Vermin eh? Bloody riff-raff. At least the Fox is native! They protest when we shoot the bastards and then they threaten to shoot the bastards themselves. Can't make up their mind that lot."Upon learning that the threats were made by a Kashmiri youth, the spokesperson added - "Ah, the wily Pathan, Had some trouble with that lot before. Tried to steal my rifle back in the day, stripped naked and greased all over like a slippery eel. Always strapped the old rifle to my leg after that. Doesn't bode well for the Fox. Maybe he wanted it for a curry?"Post of the year, on sheer creativity alone I kind of had a mental image of this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 One other thing about predicting this election, the media do not know what they are doing. They are basically fuckin shit. Andrew Marr, Paxman (who I like by the way), that fat redfaced scottish guy, all these political experts, opinion polls, predictions, ''hung'' fuckin parliaments - all bollocks. Remember them predicting a Kinnock victory, in, what was that, 1983? They basically never have called it correctly, yet. They get it wrong every time. They also have a left wing bias. Look at them now: all they talk about is the ''SNP'' and ''Labour's disarray''. Not a word of Cameron's remarkable electoral victory. They cannot even bring themselves to acknowledge the fact that Cameron proved them all wrong, swooping to victory with a majority. They are so stuck in their London lefty elitist veggie chomping Guardian reading world that they cannot acknowledge that a lot of England, working, middle class, is fundamentally conservative minded and delivered Cameron his democratic mandate. Word of advice: never listen to the British media. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 yes trueI remember Kinnock and labour were going to win in the 80's. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 So it looks like Charles' letters to Labour didnt contain anything embarrassing? That's disappointing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Bye, Charlie Kennedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 "I wonder what Gordon Brown's doing now?" Was a question asked at dinner tonight.We found out that he's still an MP, due to step down this year.This still wasn't as random as when I woke up in the middle of the night to ask my husband with some urgency "what's the name of the other Miliband?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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