Forum Halloween Member Dress Up - Guess who it is

[Apollo]

Halloween

Halloweed

Gonna get me some

Green

On Halloween

Gonna smoke a joint

And consider the point

Of life, the government and London

With Guns N Roses fans' discussion

Gonna get deep and philosophise

Behind my bleary eyes

Because I'm so high

On Halloween.

Yeah.

Confucious he say show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Basically, for Halloween fun.......just make a post pretending to be another forum member. (IE: dressing up as a forum member). And see if people can guess who you are dressed up as.

Hopefully people won't get offended or too mean.

For example:

"Fuck all these American rock bands, they are all a bunch of cunts. Punk rock and 50s blues artists are the only true musicians"

or

"I'm high as a skunk right now, just sitting at home watching Halle Berry and Rosario Dawson movies."

or

"Actually, the ski really isn't blue.

15 paragraphs later

And that's why even though the sky looks blue, it really isn't blue at all. Len and Dazey, will you guys be my friends?"

or

"Dallas was such a nice little town. Up until the colored folk integrated into our schools and neighborhoods, and then it all went to shit."

Were mine too hard to figure out?

Lenny

2 lots of Snake

Val22

Lenny

Snake

Soulmonster

Val22

I knew it was Soul but seriously tell me that couldn't be Snake.

You could be on to something. Did you notice that Soul seemed to get overly excited and interested a few years ago when Snakes was talking about doing gay porn?

[SoulMonster]

You could be on to something. Did you notice that Soul seemed to get overly excited and interested a few years ago when Snakes was talking about doing gay porn?

Your brain is malfunctioning again. I can't even remember hearing about Snakes doing gay porn. But that's hilarious

[Apollo]

You could be on to something. Did you notice that Soul seemed to get overly excited and interested a few years ago when Snakes was talking about doing gay porn?

Your brain is malfunctioning again. I can't even remember hearing about Snakes doing gay porn. But that's hilarious

You are protesting way too hard!!!!

[Graeme]

Hopefully we can manage the difference between affectionately parodying someone's posting style and viciously savaging their character...

You smug piece of shit.

Oh, good one! Let me guess... Broski?

[DieselDaisy]

I wonder if the GG Allin forum has moderators?

[classicrawker]

Halloween

Halloweed

Gonna get me some

Green

On Halloween

Gonna smoke a joint

And consider the point

Of life, the government and London

With Guns N Roses fans' discussion

Gonna get deep and philosophise

Behind my bleary eyes

Because I'm so high

On Halloween.

Yeah.

Confucious he say show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Basically, for Halloween fun.......just make a post pretending to be another forum member. (IE: dressing up as a forum member). And see if people can guess who you are dressed up as.

Hopefully people won't get offended or too mean.

For example:

"Fuck all these American rock bands, they are all a bunch of cunts. Punk rock and 50s blues artists are the only true musicians"

or

"I'm high as a skunk right now, just sitting at home watching Halle Berry and Rosario Dawson movies."

or

"Actually, the ski really isn't blue.

15 paragraphs later

And that's why even though the sky looks blue, it really isn't blue at all. Len and Dazey, will you guys be my friends?"

or

"Dallas was such a nice little town. Up until the colored folk integrated into our schools and neighborhoods, and then it all went to shit."

Were mine too hard to figure out?

Lenny

2 lots of Snake

Val22

Lenny

Snake

Soulmonster

Val22

I knew it was Soul but seriously tell me that couldn't be Snake.

You could be on to something. Did you notice that Soul seemed to get overly excited and interested a few years ago when Snakes was talking about doing gay porn?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.............

Edited November 5, 2015 by classicrawker

[ZoSoRose]

Some of these are hilarious lol

[Apollo]

Halloween

Halloweed

Gonna get me some

Green

On Halloween

Gonna smoke a joint

And consider the point

Of life, the government and London

With Guns N Roses fans' discussion

Gonna get deep and philosophise

Behind my bleary eyes

Because I'm so high

On Halloween.

Yeah.

Confucious he say show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Basically, for Halloween fun.......just make a post pretending to be another forum member. (IE: dressing up as a forum member). And see if people can guess who you are dressed up as.

Hopefully people won't get offended or too mean.

For example:

"Fuck all these American rock bands, they are all a bunch of cunts. Punk rock and 50s blues artists are the only true musicians"

or

"I'm high as a skunk right now, just sitting at home watching Halle Berry and Rosario Dawson movies."

or

"Actually, the ski really isn't blue.

15 paragraphs later

And that's why even though the sky looks blue, it really isn't blue at all. Len and Dazey, will you guys be my friends?"

or

"Dallas was such a nice little town. Up until the colored folk integrated into our schools and neighborhoods, and then it all went to shit."

Were mine too hard to figure out?

Lenny

2 lots of Snake

Val22

Lenny

Snake

Soulmonster

Val22

I knew it was Soul but seriously tell me that couldn't be Snake.

You could be on to something. Did you notice that Soul seemed to get overly excited and interested a few years ago when Snakes was talking about doing gay porn?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGAyQAkXajg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBwPFSwQAs

I actually admire Soul for this. For somebody his age To be openly bisexual and not be embarrassed at all by it - it takes a bit of courage. A lot of posters on here might harass him for liking the cock. But he doesn't care and doesn't try and hide it at all. Good for him.

[SoulMonster]

Nah, no courage involved no harassment (this is not the 90s) and who doesn't love the cock?

[DR DOOM]

Nah, no courage involved no harassment (this is not the 90s) and who doesn't love the cock?

Well, me for one.

It's still 1993 here, cocksucker!

(I'm joking man, I LOVE the cock too)

[Len Cnut]

Well it's fuckin' 1954 as far as I'm concerned!

[DR DOOM]

Well it's fuckin' 1954 as far as I'm concerned!

Shut ye face ye dirty Paki cunt!

[Lio]

Well it's fuckin' 1954 as far as I'm concerned!

Shut ye face ye dirty Paki cunt!

Lenny is far ahead of his time, though, most of his kind are still in 1430.

[Len Cnut]

Sorry but i don't play that gay shit, never will Don't get me wrong, I'm all for their rights, their marriage if they wanna, I'm all for it in films, art, music, aaaaaaaaaanywhere you fuckin' want it, teach about it in schools if you want, have a massive homo conga line going down the main drag all plugged into each other if you like but me personally? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! All that new age bollocks about 'we're all sort of bisexual by default really!', uh....no we're fuckin' not, nuh uh, nope, not this boy, not now and not ever.

Also, i find the presumptiousness of the notion insulting.

Well it's fuckin' 1954 as far as I'm concerned!

Shut ye face ye dirty Paki cunt!

Oi, I'm not dirty!

[SoulMonster]

To be serious for a moment: Seeing Iranian men hold hands and kiss (on cheeks) yet be so affronted with men sucking each others cocks, seems slightly hypocritical.

I once took a cab in Teheran, the driver didn't want money, just to kiss me a bit.

[Len Cnut]

To be serious for a moment: Seeing Iranian men hold hands and kiss (on cheeks) yet be so affronted with men sucking each others cocks, seems slightly hypocritical.

I once took a cab in Teheran, the driver didn't want money, just to kiss me a bit.

Is it though? I mean you kiss your Mum on the cheek too, does that make you a hypocrite for not wanting to shag her?

Edited November 5, 2015 by Len B'stard

[DR DOOM]

Sorry but i don't play that gay shit, never will Don't get me wrong, I'm all for their rights, their marriage if they wanna, I'm all for it in films, art, music, aaaaaaaaaanywhere you fuckin' want it, teach about it in schools if you want, have a massive homo conga line going down the main drag all plugged into each other if you like but me personally? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! All that new age bollocks about 'we're all sort of bisexual by default really!', uh....no we're fuckin' not, nuh uh, nope, not this boy, not now and not ever.

Also, i find the presumptiousness of the notion insulting.

Indeed, be as gay as you like but don't expect me to celebrate it.

I don't expect anybody else to celebrate and admire where I stick my dick, and for good reason too (see love and relationship sex thread)

There's a Paki bloke up the road from me, runs a filthy little general store with a stacked rack of porno mags and even though he is the gruffest, piggish fucker you could ever meet he does the best fucking chips I've ever tasted.

Name's Khan, which I believe is quite unusual.

Anyway, I want to knight the man for services rendered.

Be gay, be a Paki, just serve up the best fucking chips ever and you're alright by me!

[SoulMonster]

To be serious for a moment: Seeing Iranian men hold hands and kiss (on cheeks) yet be so affronted with men sucking each others cocks, seems slightly hypocritical.

I once took a cab in Teheran, the driver didn't want money, just to kiss me a bit.

Is it though? I mean you kiss your Mum on the cheek too, does that make you a hypocrite for not wanting to shag her?

And they will rather hold hands with their male friends than even touch a woman that they aren't related to. And what about those minarets? They won't wear ties because they apparently resemble phalloses but what about those gigantic brick cocks that adore their mosques?

[Len Cnut]

And they will rather hold hands with their male friends than even touch a woman that they aren't related to

Thats just you sexualising the concept of holding hands though isn't it? And it's not that they don't want to touch a woman, they have certain moral standards like believing in getting it on only when you're married etc.

And what about those minarets? They won't wear ties because they apparently resemble phalloses but what about those gigantic brick cocks that adore their mosques?

You've lost me here!

[SoulMonster]

And they will rather hold hands with their male friends than even touch a woman that they aren't related to

Thats just you sexualising the concept of holding hands though isn't it? And it's not that they don't want to touch a woman, they have certain moral standards like believing in getting it on only when you're married etc.

If it is only me sexualising the concept of holding hands, and that it is a completely asexual thing to them, then why don't they hold hands with women? Seems hypocritical to me.

[SoulMonster]

And what about those minarets? They won't wear ties because they apparently resemble phalloses but what about those gigantic brick cocks that adore their mosques?

You've lost me here!

Okay, I slipped quickly into the nonserious again, BUT, there is a widespread explanation that parts of why Iranians never wear neckties is due to it representing a phallus. [They also don't do it because it is a "Western thing", because the Shah liked it, and because, probably, they are sensible people who have realized what a stupid and uncomfortable thing a necktie is].

[Len Cnut]

If it is only me sexualising the concept of holding hands, and that it is a completely asexual thing to them, then why don't they hold hands with women? Seems hypocritical to me.

So you're working from the presumption that holding hands is a sexual act per se? How the hell do you cross the road with the kids then? But no, look, it works like this, the idea, whether you subscribe to it or not, is that they are out to protect women. They consider them the fairer sex and the way they protect em is to keep them away from any kind of circumstance or situation that might lead to them being accosted or getting them into a situation where they might be disrespected or insulted or worse. Now i don't agree with these ideas and a great deal of them are like...it's the way of fear isn't it? And most of it personal but...i don't disregard or not respect the sentiment behind it. Thats not to say that they believe every man is a rapist or even most are rapist...the idea is protecting them from the possibility.

The problem with that is that when that kind of a sense of superiority evolves over a period of time it becomes a kind of prejudice where the fairer or weaker that can't protect themselves become...lesser than you in every regard. The implications are not just in terms of physical strength but they become intellectual and spiritual and before you know it you're an arsehole.

And what about those minarets? They won't wear ties because they apparently resemble phalloses but what about those gigantic brick cocks that adore their mosques?

You've lost me here!

Okay, I slipped quickly into the nonserious again, BUT, there is a widespread explanation that parts of why Iranians never wear neckties is due to it representing a phallus. [They also don't do it because it is a "Western thing", because the Shah liked it, and because, probably, they are sensible people who have realized what a stupid and uncomfortable thing a necktie is].

I had no idea about any of that I can really only explain the religion, thats kind of a specific cultural thing that i have no reference point for. Also, as a bit of a hint, try and avoid the whole phallic association with mosques to a muslims face, some of them might slap you Just a tip for your own personal safety

Edited November 5, 2015 by Len B'stard

[SoulMonster]

If it is only me sexualising the concept of holding hands, and that it is a completely asexual thing to them, then why don't they hold hands with women? Seems hypocritical to me.

So you're working from the presumption that holding hands is a sexual act per se?

No, I am working from the understanding that Iranian males can't hold hands with unrelated women because THAT is considered a sexualised act, yet it is suddenly not a sexualised act when they hold hands with other men. And therein lies the possible hypocrisy. In addition comes the fact that kissing an urelated female is a complete no-no due to the same reason that such acts are supposed to be confined to married couples, yet they LOVE kissing other men.

Edited November 5, 2015 by SoulMonster

[Len Cnut]

If it is only me sexualising the concept of holding hands, and that it is a completely asexual thing to them, then why don't they hold hands with women? Seems hypocritical to me.

So you're working from the presumption that holding hands is a sexual act per se?

No, I am working from the understanding that Iranian males can't hold hands with unrelated women because THAT is considered a sexual act, yet it is suddenly not a sexual act when they hold hands with other men. And therein lies the possible hypocrisy.

Well it's not a sexual act for any culture but it's a sign of a kind of companionship and affection that, with women will or could segue into the sexual because, to them, there is only one kind of sexuality and thats heterosexuality, homosexuality isn't considered a kind of sexuality, it's considered an abomination and a moral crime, to those cultures the sexual is directly relative to the ability to reproduce, ergo homosexuality doesn't qualify.

[DR DOOM]

For fuck's sake, somebody put a nice hard cock (or moist vagina) in SM's hands to stop him posting.