SoulMonster Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Also Williams just in't there yet. Good yung player a lot of potential but needs more time in the under 23s or out on loan. He is find as a rotation player. Shaw is first choice at that position. Maybe buy one more for that position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Len's perusal, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Len's perusal, Seaman by name .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 20, 2020 Author Share Posted August 20, 2020 What the fuckin' hell is that?! David Seaman, yes but...urgh, fuckin' hell, I could've quite happily lived the rest of my life without ever considering ol' Dave in that pose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 8 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Len's perusal, What the fuck is that..why 😄 Hes got his goalie gloves on aswell 😄 who would do something like that?? Just when you think you've seen it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Just now, spunko12345 said: What the fuck is that..why 😄 Hes got his goalie gloves on aswell 😄 who would do something like that?? Just when you think you've seen it all. I think it was Arsenal themselves who did it actually haha. Some kit launch thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 12 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I think it was Arsenal themselves who did it actually haha. Some kit launch thingy. Really?! Christ Almighty! There have been some pretty dubious marketing desicions in Arsenals history (see bruised banana shirt) but this one takes the fuckin’ chocolate covered hob nob I mean, whats going on over there in the PR department, whoose sitting around the table there throwing ideas in the air, the fuckin’ lads from the YMCA video? ’I know what’ll get the people onside during these trying times, ol’ Seaman bare arse naked with goalie gloves over his todger!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: Really?! Christ Almighty! There have been some pretty dubious marketing desicions in Arsenals history (see bruised banana shirt) but this one takes the fuckin’ chocolate covered hob nob I mean, whats going on over there in the PR department, whoose sitting around the table there throwing ideas in the air, the fuckin’ lads from the YMCA video? ’I know what’ll get the people onside during these trying times, ol’ Seaman bare arse naked with goalie gloves over his todger!’ Yes, https://www.espn.com/soccer/blog-the-toe-poke/story/4163410/arsenals-2020-21-away-jersey-launch-takes-kit-reveals-to-next-level-with-masterpieces-in-highburys-marble-halls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: Yes, https://www.espn.com/soccer/blog-the-toe-poke/story/4163410/arsenals-2020-21-away-jersey-launch-takes-kit-reveals-to-next-level-with-masterpieces-in-highburys-marble-halls If the kit was red and the streaks were white that shirt would look like a steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 https://thesefootballtimes.co/2019/01/31/graeme-le-sauxs-battle-against-homophobic-abuse-and-why-the-door-is-opening-for-gay-players-to-come-out-in-football/ All this because he 'read the big papers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: If the kit was red and the streaks were white that shirt would look like a steak. Arsenal have had some shockers over the years. I recall Seaman had some garish goalkeeper kits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: Arsenal have had some shockers over the years. I recall Seaman had some garish goalkeeper kits. That statue is taking it another level though. Don't get me wrong, I understand that Seaman is one of the great British sex symbols of our times, up there with Peter Sissens, Kilroy Silk and the slapheads from Right Said Fred but I really wasn't ready for that, that shit caught me off guard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: That statue is taking it another level though. Don't get me wrong, I understand that Seaman is one of the great British sex symbols of our times, up there with Peter Sissens, Kilroy Silk and the slapheads from Right Said Fred but I really wasn't ready for that, that shit caught me off guard. Well you're not winning much pertaining to football so I suppose it is a case of idle hands at Highbury, or wherever you play now (pass it going into King's Cross I know)? Did you watch that series with Harry Rednapp, the Full English and its sequel (which was meant to coincide with Euro 2021)? Bunch of fat ex-footballers basically. Paul Merson acting like a holier than thou puritan with Razor Ruddick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 Quote pass it going into King's Cross So...been going to Kings Cross have we? Quote Did you watch that series with Harry Rednapp, the Full English and its sequel (which was meant to coincide with Euro 2021)? Bunch of fat ex-footballers basically. Paul Merson acting like a holier than thou puritan with Razor Ruddick. No, I'm afraid I missed that particular televisual delight, though it does sound a lot like any football related panel that ever sat down, from the lads on Match of the Day to Talksport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Just now, Len Cnut said: So...been going to Kings Cross have we? No, I'm afraid I missed that particular televisual delight, though it does sound a lot like any football related panel that ever sat down, from the lads on Match of the Day to Talksport I went to Lord's last year to see my lads beat Middlesex. And then visited the Tower, Westminster Abbey, St Paul's, Banqueting House. It was very blokish. Quite amusing. Seaman is on it which is why I remembered. Don't mind him actually. Used to think he was a bit of a prat during his playing days but he comes across as very normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I went to Lord's last year to see my lads beat Middlesex. And then visited the Tower, Westminster Abbey, St Paul's, Banqueting House. It was very blokish. Quite amusing. Seaman is on it which is why I remembered. Don't mind him actually. Used to think he was a bit of a prat during his playing days but he comes across as very normal. Lets face it, football players are not exactly fucking Mensa candidates, listening to most of them talk puts my fuckin' brain to sleep. There are honestly very few who I can tolerate whilst talking, thats why when someone comes along in football with a teensiest bit of a personality so much is made of it. Really, what is Joey Barton famous for, cuz it ain't his playing. I like Wrighty, he seems a nice bloke, Keane, whatever else I feel about him he's at least entertaining, people like Clough, a lot of the old time footballers actually. Now they're just so managed, so reading off a script 'ermm obviously we're errmmm obviously looking to see the season out strongly obviously but ermmm obviously good game obviously' its like fuckin' hell, shut the fuck up now. Say something you actually fuckin' think or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Lets face it, football players are not exactly fucking Mensa candidates, listening to most of them talk puts my fuckin' brain to sleep. There are honestly very few who I can tolerate whilst talking, thats why when someone comes along in football with a teensiest bit of a personality so much is made of it. Really, what is Joey Barton famous for, cuz it ain't his playing. I like Wrighty, he seems a nice bloke, Keane, whatever else I feel about him he's at least entertaining, people like Clough, a lot of the old time footballers actually. Now they're just so managed, so reading off a script 'ermm obviously we're errmmm obviously looking to see the season out strongly obviously but ermmm obviously good game obviously' its like fuckin' hell, shut the fuck up now. Say something you actually fuckin' think or fuck off. To digress slightly, if I relinquish my 2020 membership I get to attend a pie and peas supper with Sir Ian Botham! Sounds like an evening of hell, unless he brings his spliffs and Caribbean tarts. Cricketers are the same. Me and my mate - both members so have access to all the little social things - have literally sat in the pub on the concourse (3 mins walk up the stairs to members' lounge) whilst famous players like Mark Wood or Paul Collingwood have been talking in the members lounge. ''Should we go?'' ''Nahh - another round?'' With me I am very: play cricket then fuck off. I am quite brutal like that. And not a bit fazed by celebrity. Remember Stokes struggling with his bats up the stairs with me nearby and couldn't be arsed to help him out haha (should have really but this was before the year he had in 2019). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 44 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Remember Stokes struggling with his bats up the stairs with me nearby and couldn't be arsed to help him out haha (should have really but this was before the year he had in 2019). See now thats just bad manners 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Should be a good game tonight. Inter have assembled a crew of quality premier league players who have got fucked off by Mourinho and left for Italy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Two nights in a Greek cell? Bet his bum hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 29, 2020 Author Share Posted August 29, 2020 47 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Stuck £50 on Arsenal this is going to a stroke of pure genius or stupidity Funnily enough i was gonna do the same thing only a score, thought better of it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Having seen this fixture for the charity shield my first thought was, ''well I never? Arsenal must've won the FA Cup recently?''. Either shows how much I'm out of touch with football I am, or how much the Arsenal have declined in my perception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 29, 2020 Author Share Posted August 29, 2020 45 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Having seen this fixture for the charity shield my first thought was, ''well I never? Arsenal must've won the FA Cup recently?''. Either shows how much I'm out of touch with football I am, or how much the Arsenal have declined in my perception. Well we’ve won the Charity Sheild now too, for all the good thats worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 'You don't think we 'd get into a contract with that mob? I wouldn't sell them a virus'. Fergie ❤ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Well we’ve won the Charity Sheild now too, for all the good thats worth. Don't know why you're always moaning really. FA Cup and Charity Shield. Nothing to dismiss there. Toon last won the FA Cup in 1955. Just realised that during your whole post-Invincible ''Wenger out'' era, you have been remarkably successful in the FA Cup (and Charity Shield). It isn't that you just flopped completely then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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