Even Newer Newest Newly New Brand New AKA Issac Newton of The Trill McCoy's life issues and style advice thread!

[estrangedtwat]

Yeah. Fuck this asshole. He's either a cupcake or a complete fucking moron or both.

[The Real McCoy]

Yeah. Fuck this asshole. He's either a cupcake or a complete fucking moron or both.

But I'm not addicted to roofies, so, yeah. I've got that going for me.

[DR DOOM]

ZING

[estrangedtwat]

Yeah. Fuck this asshole. He's either a cupcake or a complete fucking moron or both.

But I'm not addicted to roofies, so, yeah. I've got that going for me.

Nor am I.

I've also had sexual intercourse since 2013, so yeah I've got that going for me.

[DR DOOM]

Yeah. Fuck this asshole. He's either a cupcake or a complete fucking moron or both.

But I'm not addicted to roofies, so, yeah. I've got that going for me.

Nor am I.

I've also had sexual intercourse since 2013, so yeah I've got that going for me.

Rape doesn't count

[estrangedtwat]

Edited June 16, 2014 by estrangedtwat

[magisme]

I was really getting into Hunchback, Arnold. Where you at?

[arnold layne]

I'm a slave to money motherfucker.

[45miles]

I'm a slave to money motherfucker.

I really want to ask how much you charge, but if you're fresh out of college, then you're way too young for me to ask that question.

[arnold layne]

I'm a slave to money motherfucker.

I really want to ask how much you charge, but if you're fresh out of college, then you're way too young for me to ask that question.

'Scuse me?

[45miles]

I'm a slave to money motherfucker.

I really want to ask how much you charge, but if you're fresh out of college, then you're way too young for me to ask that question.

'Scuse me?

I was trying to indirectly call you cute while also implying that I'm almost old enough to be your mother--but by comparing you to a male prostitute, I think my compliment lost whatever semblance of charm it may have had.

So... Hunchback. Good book.

[45miles]

That's me, if you take away the feline speed, muscle, and ambition.

[DR DOOM]

Don't fancy giving The Real McCoy a whirl, by any chance?

[Ace Nova]

[45miles]

Heh, I don't think a 36 year-old woman is either of these guys' type.

Seriously, though, both McCoy and Arnold, judging by the pics in some of the other threads, are good-looking guys. They just haven't met the right girls yet.

I second whomever suggested Christian Mingle for McCoy, too. I'm willing to bet lots of those girls also only go to church twice a year and are just on there because they don't want the kind of guy they'll meet in a bar...

...which leaves the bars for us cougars. Mmrrrowl!

(Disclaimer: 3 years younger is the youngest I've ever dated in real life. I'm just a lolcougar--I can haz cheezburger and handsome young man, pleez?)

[bacardimayne]

You and Redhead should get along swimmingly.

[bran]

You and Redhead should get along swimmingly.

it would be like this(until a mod comes in)

[45miles]

You and Redhead should get along swimmingly.

We "met" in the shoe aisle.

[DR DOOM]

Shoes at ten paces then

[45miles]

Shoes at ten paces then

Redhead's got nothing to worry about from me... I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[DR DOOM]

Shoes at ten paces then

Redhead's got nothing to worry about from me... I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Hot lesbian action, you say?

[45miles]

Nah, there's not enough tequila in the world to get me to play for the other team.

[DR DOOM]

Hook up with Arnold and McCoy, one of them may just turn you!

[arnold layne]

I am not seeking a relationship right now.

[DR DOOM]

I don't think anybody is suggesting a relationship, Mr Layne