Towelie Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Curious to know if anyone here has been in trouble with the law. You don't have to tell us what you did, but perhaps just share your experience from the time you were arrested, to being charged or possibly even serving time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I walked through a wedged open door to a public school to use the bathroom and set off a silent alarm. Cops were douches. Court lasted 8 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nambis Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I got arrested for entering a construction site when I was drunk with my brother. Spent about 8 hours in jail and court lasted like 8 seconds (criminal trespassing charges dismissed lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I walked through a wedged open door to a public school to use the bathroom and set off a silent alarm. Cops were douches. Court lasted 8 seconds.What a waste of government resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Yes, I served five years for assault. In fact, that's how I met Johnny Drama - he was my bitch in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Don't think too highly of yourself. I was in for indecent exposure and I had haemorrhoids at the time. You just helped push them back up. Haemorroids fixed and you checked my prostate everynight.It was like the doctor except I can't blow bubbles out my arse after the doctor, my Nordic fuck toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I got arrested once for hitting a bouncer at a club after he literally threw my girlfriend out. Got out the next morning without concequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I've never been arrested as such but I was once caught by the police on the back of an unlicenced motorbike without a helmet when I was about 15. They just took my name and address then called my house and got my parents to bring me in for interview. The cop gave me a bollocking then sent me out of the room while he talked to my parents. Apparently as soon as I was out the door he told them that he could see I was a good kid and had only brought me in to give me a scare. My parents were so pleased that they took me to McDonalds for dinner on the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 No. The nearest I ever came, I suppose, was when a friend snitched on me and my buddy for blowing up things with our homemade bombs when we were kids. We found the fuse at a military training field and the gun powder from collecting undetonated rounds after a military exercise in our neighbourhood (we also found a military spade they had dropped but it embarrassingly fell out of our backpack while walking through a temporary military camp so we kinda had to give it back). We hid our stash in the forest in case the police came to raid us; they never did and as far as I know there's still a box with military fuse and about half a kg of black powder hidden underneath a pile of branches nearby my parent's house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 yes, and i intentionally dropped the soap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFairy81 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Yes.. 3 days in jail and after sentencing 1 year and 9 months in prison. Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Long story.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Yes.. 3 days in jail and after sentencing 1 year and 9 months in prison. Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Long story..That's more like it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumblefeet Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 So far I haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.wa.T Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I've been arrested numerous times for possession, assaults, driving without a license etc... But haven't done any time in jail. Next time I get pulled over or have a cop run my name, I'm going to jail because I have a warrant. And it's definatly not the ROR kind. Sucks looking over the shoulder all the time. I suppose I could save the money turn myself in and bail myself out but what's the thrill in that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Nah. Besides smoking pot and dabbling into some LSD, there's no reason for arrest. You'd have to be a cold, heartless bastard to arrest someone for that sort of thing. I am not hurting anyone physically or financially. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Nope. I have zero street cred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zint Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Lots of dumb teenage shit, but we always got away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 twice, talked my way out of it each time (y)recently, in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I was brought into a police station after I got into a fight with a kid. As soon as we got off the school bus we went at it. The kids mom ended up calling the police and I had to go down to the station where they talked to me about it. Just scared me. No arrests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I was brought into a police station after I got into a fight with a kid. As soon as we got off the school bus we went at it. The kids mom ended up calling the police and I had to go down to the station where they talked to me about it. Just scared me. No arrests.You shouldn't hit girls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tat2d1 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Aggravated Battery in 1993....nothing since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsAngel Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Lots of dumb teenage shit, but we always got away. This, but one time we didn't get away. I didn't really get "arrested" but did have to go to court over it. I was with someone who stole something and put it in my car. Since it was in my car and I knew about it, I was just as guilty. I was 18 at the time and ended up having to pay $100 back to who it was stolen from. Stupid shit. I've never been in jail/prison, but I know quite a few people who have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 yes and yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 they took me to McDonalds for dinner on the way home. Not surprising in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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