Ace Nova Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) What would you ask them? Edited August 16, 2014 by Kasanova King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 There's only one God and Muhammad is his prophet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 There's only one God and Muhammad is his prophet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 1. He said questions, nor statements. 2. ALLAHU AHKBAR! *Arabic music plays in the background, video of enemies getting beheaded with butter knives plays* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Where the fuck did you find guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in the middle east 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Does everyone get a kinda emotional lobotomy when they die and pass through the supposed pearly gates? How would dying cause a radical transition and streamlining of the complex and collected soul from this realm, would we solve the various issues that are present in society now and prior by blunting the human to a docile and agreeable degree thus rendering the afterlife harmonious and simple, can we ever be divided so simply as utopia and inferno? If one is a fairly decent chap but their opinions on what may or ought to succeed earthly existence, differs from the good book, are they automatically carted off in flaming shackles to the furious fire? What is the holiday pay and hourly wage of the seething lake, surely they have staff manning the lashings and torturous caverns? No creature would slave away for free, there also must have been escapees, since no location is bulletproof for an eternity, there must be lapses in the schematics from time to time and humans are surprisingly resourceful especially when they got an eternity to fritter away, many also would've spent their lives committing devious schemes to foil carefully considered rules if they are condemned to hell, so I got a question of wondering how secure your lodgings are... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Can we still like, fuck bitches and smoke blunts in heaven dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Why didn't you make reservations in advance at the Inn? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I would ask if jesus is better than the old one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Does everyone get a kinda emotional lobotomy when they die and pass through the supposed pearly gates? How would dying cause a radical transition and streamlining of the complex and collected soul from this realm, would we solve the various issues that are present in society now and prior by blunting the human to a docile and agreeable degree thus rendering the afterlife harmonious and simple, can we ever be divided so simply as utopia and inferno? If one is a fairly decent chap but their opinions on what may or ought to succeed earthly existence, differs from the good book, are they automatically carted off in flaming shackles to the furious fire? What is the holiday pay and hourly wage of the seething lake, surely they have staff manning the lashings and torturous caverns? No creature would slave away for free, there also must have been escapees, since no location is bulletproof for an eternity, there must be lapses in the schematics from time to time and humans are surprisingly resourceful especially when they got an eternity to fritter away, many also would've spent their lives committing devious schemes to foil carefully considered rules if they are condemned to hell, so I got a question of wondering how secure your lodgings are...Now this is really funny. You're going to burn in hell for this you do know right? (I'm kidding!) Funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 this is a waste of my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Does everyone get a kinda emotional lobotomy when they die and pass through the supposed pearly gates? How would dying cause a radical transition and streamlining of the complex and collected soul from this realm, would we solve the various issues that are present in society now and prior by blunting the human to a docile and agreeable degree thus rendering the afterlife harmonious and simple, can we ever be divided so simply as utopia and inferno? If one is a fairly decent chap but their opinions on what may or ought to succeed earthly existence, differs from the good book, are they automatically carted off in flaming shackles to the furious fire? What is the holiday pay and hourly wage of the seething lake, surely they have staff manning the lashings and torturous caverns? No creature would slave away for free, there also must have been escapees, since no location is bulletproof for an eternity, there must be lapses in the schematics from time to time and humans are surprisingly resourceful especially when they got an eternity to fritter away, many also would've spent their lives committing devious schemes to foil carefully considered rules if they are condemned to hell, so I got a question of wondering how secure your lodgings are...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 In all likelihood, they aren't. So I haven't really thought about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Can we still like, fuck bitches and smoke blunts in heaven dude?You wonder if heaven got a ghetto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 What if the holy family was real?Are you admitting something?Hopefully he hasn't just found out he hasn't got much time left! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Are you guys really as picky and petty as Westboro says you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 ''Matthew, Mark, Luke and John'' are merely English translations of their names. The Hebrew for Matthew for instance would be ''Mattityahu'', the Greek, ''Ματθαῖος''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Can we still like, fuck bitches and smoke blunts in heaven dude?You wonder if heaven got a ghetto?A stress free life and a spot for drug dealers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Of course it's real. Just because they stage matches and story lines for a living, doesn't mean the family isn't real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 There's only one God and Muhammad is his prophet.Jesus is also a prophet in Islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 There's only one God and Muhammad is his prophet.Jesus is also a prophet in Islam.And a convenience store owner in Tijuana. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 There's only one God and Muhammad is his prophet.Jesus is also a prophet in Islam.The real translation should have been "Muhammad is his final prophet" acknowledging all the other prophets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 What would you ask them?Did they get royalties from the DaVinci Code? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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