Nulla Lex Ink. Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Child's Play 3 was pretty bad. I mean, Bride and Seed were really stupid, but at least they were funny and entertaining. The third movie just had that bad combination of being both bad and boring. It also made the least sense out of all of the movies in the franchise, and that is saying quite a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I did actually seem Aliens retribution or whatever the hell it is called when it was released but I have obliterated all memory of it. I have some vague memory of Ripley hugging an Alien in some sort of In Utero symbiosis. It was a terrible film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I didn't even try.Good move, it's worse than 3...While I didn't think the fourth was good, at least it had one or two silly/fun moments. Alien 3 was just fucking miserable. I watched both cuts of bith films, they're all shit. I kept hearin that Alien 3 was underrated or that the Assembly Cut was better. Nope.I've got nothing wrong with "dark", but there's nothing to enjoy in Alien 3. Acting from the prisoners is uniformly awful. Nobody to give a shit about apart from Ripley. A dreary mess.At least Alien Ressurecton has that girl with the nice bum and Ripley playing basketball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I didn't even try.Good move, it's worse than 3...While I didn't think the fourth was good, at least it had one or two silly/fun moments. Alien 3 was just fucking miserable. I watched both cuts of bith films, they're all shit. I kept hearin that Alien 3 was underrated or that the Assembly Cut was better. Nope.I've got nothing wrong with "dark", but there's nothing to enjoy in Alien 3. Acting from the prisoners is uniformly awful. Nobody to give a shit about apart from Ripley. A dreary mess.At least Alien Ressurecton has that girl with the nice bum and Ripley playing basketball.I agree with what you say about 3 there, but Resurrection being almost a parody film tips it into the "worse than 3" category for me at least.I'm not a Joss Whedon fan, it just seemed like Firelfy or whatever with some Aliens in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 About two years ago my gf of the time got fed up of me almost exclusively watching late 70s/80s horror and picked up two newer ones - 'Cabin In The Woods' and 'House at the end of the Street'.Shite and atrocious, respectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) I've gotten into more arguments over Alien 3 than any other film. IMO, it's superb, and the cut Fox assembled for the quadrilogy box set is miraculously (given Fincher's entire lack of input) even better. Resurrection is fine (though obviously several leagues below the first three), up until the giant baby alien shows up and ruins everything. Whedon's script is witty, sexy-scary-not-quite-Ripley kicks ass and any movie that features both Dan Hedeya, Michael Wincott *and* Ron Perlman gets an immediate pass from me. Edited November 15, 2014 by Angelica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I've gotten into more arguments over Alien 3 than any other film. IMO, it's superb, and the cut Fox assembled for the quadrilogy box set is miraculously (given Fincher's entire lack of input) even better. Resurrection is fine (though obviously several leagues below the first three), up until the giant baby alien shows up and ruins everything. Whedon's script is witty, sexy-scary-not-quite-Ripley kicks ass and any movie that features both Dan Hedeya, Michael Wincott *and* Ron Perlman gets an immediate pass from me. 3 feels way more Alien than Resurrection.Resurrection would be cool if it wasn't an Alien movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Birdemic: Shock And Terror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I watched The Room when I was wasted the other night, my bro had already seen it and was well versed in the absolute lunacy insulated world of the director/main actor... I thought I had been abducted or something, it's just so fucking bizarre. Here's a scene from it, this ain't a piss take or comedy, this guy is being dead serious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I watched The Room when I was wasted the other night, my bro had already seen it and was well versed in the absolute lunacy insulated world of the director/main actor... I thought I had been abducted or something, it's just so fucking bizarre. Here's a scene from it, this ain't a piss take or comedy, this guy is being dead serious. I came to it via Rifftrax. Did not disappoint."Well, I definitely have cancer" *smiles* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Had no idea Joss Whedon wrote Alien: Resurrection.He also wrote Waterworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Had no idea Joss Whedon wrote Alien: Resurrection.He also wrote Waterworld.Back when he was script doctoring. He did the dialogue for Speed, and did a lot of work on the original Twister script too. IIRC, Toy Story was the first movie he got an actual credit on (aside from the Buffy movie). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Had no idea Joss Whedon wrote Alien: Resurrection.He also wrote Waterworld.Back when he was script doctoring. He did the dialogue for Speed, and did a lot of work on the original Twister script too. IIRC, Toy Story was the first movie he got an actual credit on (aside from the Buffy movie). He was also a writer on Roseanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff27 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Worst film has to be In Time.A complete waste of fucking time in my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Worst film has to be In Time.A complete waste of fucking time in my mindFunny, I was half considering watching that recently, since I love Gattaca (from the same director/screenwriter). Mixed reviews put me off, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Coma Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Anyone ever watched Necromancia ? It reaches to the point of so bad you can't take your eyes off it. Also you are constantly trying to figure out if you are sure about what's going on. And just when you think you do or don't it's over... Lol horribly great movie.Another fav - pontiepool (spelling) it's fuking weird. It's in like a radio station where a sickness zombie apocalypse is happened? The main guys voice is super awesome In a creepy way. But ya the whole thing is rediculously bad that it's awesome. Both used to be on netflix! I recommend watching them both preferably under the influence of somthing strong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Hannibal is the only film that has made me fall asleep at the cinemaPremonition and Inside Man were also painfully boring and rank amongst my worst cinema going experiencesBut I think the worst film I ever saw was Arnold's debut film: "Hercules in New York" it is so so dreadful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Birdemic: Shock And TerrorYeah, lol. No storyline, terrible acting, awful sound, computer work is done on windows 95 problably... IMDb: 1,8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Coma Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Hannibal is the only film that has made me fall asleep at the cinemaPremonition and Inside Man were also painfully boring and rank amongst my worst cinema going experiencesBut I think the worst film I ever saw was Arnold's debut film: "Hercules in New York" it is so so dreadful Avatar had me sleeping like a baby it was a wonderful slumber that I still remember to this day.Lol it wasn't that bad, it's watchable, but too long, Afew parts too boring, waste of time (alien fuking) and the worst was the 3d which put me right to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_n_coke Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I watched The Room when I was wasted the other night, my bro had already seen it and was well versed in the absolute lunacy insulated world of the director/main actor... I thought I had been abducted or something, it's just so fucking bizarre. Here's a scene from it, this ain't a piss take or comedy, this guy is being dead serious. I came to it via Rifftrax. Did not disappoint."Well, I definitely have cancer" *smiles*The Room is definitely one of the worst movies ever made, but also one of the most interesting stories (check out "The Disaster Artist" by Greg Sestero, the guy who played "Mark"). I saw a midnight screening of it recently and had an absolute blast 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Accidental Tourist is one I couldn't tolerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I just remembered this one movie on Netflix I watched earlier this year or very late last year. Basically it was one of those standard "Attack of the WHATEVER" type movies which cast Paul Bunyan as the monster. It's just as stupid as it sounds, and as soon as I recall the name of it, I will come back and post it so that you can all know my pain as well.Also, Robo Vampires, but it's one of those "This is so awful, but I had a good time making fun of it with my friend" type things. With a name like "Robo Vampires" though, that was probably the only way it could have gone down. Plus, if I'm not mistaken, it was made by a guy infamous for splicing movies together and then dubbing them over in silly ways, so I think the bad quality was intentional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Anyone ever watched Necromancia ? It reaches to the point of so bad you can't take your eyes off it. Also you are constantly trying to figure out if you are sure about what's going on. And just when you think you do or don't it's over... Lol horribly great movie.Another fav - pontiepool (spelling) it's fuking weird. It's in like a radio station where a sickness zombie apocalypse is happened? The main guys voice is super awesome In a creepy way. But ya the whole thing is rediculously bad that it's awesome. Both used to be on netflix! I recommend watching them both preferably under the influence of somthing strong Pontypool is one of the better horror movies of the past few years!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Anyone ever watched Necromancia ? It reaches to the point of so bad you can't take your eyes off it. Also you are constantly trying to figure out if you are sure about what's going on. And just when you think you do or don't it's over... Lol horribly great movie.Another fav - pontiepool (spelling) it's fuking weird. It's in like a radio station where a sickness zombie apocalypse is happened? The main guys voice is super awesome In a creepy way. But ya the whole thing is rediculously bad that it's awesome. Both used to be on netflix! I recommend watching them both preferably under the influence of somthing strong Pontypool is one of the better horror movies of the past few years!!!I actually enjoyed Pontypool, but I tend to like stuff like that, so I might be too biased to ask, haha.Also, it was "Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan" that I was talking about earlier. Unfortunately, it's on Netflix still, so it's there in case anyone wants to see a truly suck ass movie. I gave it two stars though, so I must've liked something about it. Can't remember what, but I guess it was something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Jennifer's Body. I had high hopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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