Johnny Drama Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I say we should all engage in a collective on-going bullying campaign against Johnny Drama til he loses weight. Call me harsh if you like but it's for his own good. Worked for McLeod, has it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I say we should all engage in a collective on-going bullying campaign against Johnny Drama til he loses weight. Call me harsh if you like but it's for his own good. Worked for McLeod, has it? I'm losing weight I'll have you know!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I say we should all engage in a collective on-going bullying campaign against Johnny Drama til he loses weight. Call me harsh if you like but it's for his own good. Worked for McLeod, has it? No, chasing poofters round the manchester canal done that with a blade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) I say we should all engage in a collective on-going bullying campaign against Johnny Drama til he loses weight. Call me harsh if you like but it's for his own good. Worked for McLeod, has it? No, chasing poofters round the manchester canal done that with a blade.I was cycling into work this morning and my trousers were feeling loose. Had to pull over to check that's hadn't popped the top button off again. Me looking all waif like the other week. If you can't see me it's cuz I'm hidden behind the baby. Edited March 5, 2015 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Don't eat it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Don't eat it. I'd have trouble not eating her.She's just too cute, Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) I say we should all engage in a collective on-going bullying campaign against Johnny Drama til he loses weight. Call me harsh if you like but it's for his own good. Worked for McLeod, has it? No, chasing poofters round the manchester canal done that with a blade.I was cycling into work this morning and my trousers were feeling loose. Had to pull over to check that's hadn't popped the top button off again. Me looking all waif like the other week. If you can't see me it's cuz I'm hidden behind the baby. Mate..fuckin...i'm speechless Just fuckin' sort it out man, lively you look like a cross between a scruffy northern version of Uter from The Simpsons and Wurzel Gummidge Edited March 5, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Uter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Why the fuck are you taking photos in front of rugs you knob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Yeah, choose a better background next time, Kit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Cuz dear Kitty was at MFI getting a rug..to roll poofs in before he dumps em in the canal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 100 quid the baby is the real vicious poof rubberer outerer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Nah, Evie the Gooner is an Arsenal supporter and as such, fundamentally a decent human being. She's gone after the Mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 "The parka wearing poofter holding me is gonna have his bowels eviscerated! *evil baby laugh* *awkward face whilst defecating self* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Now i think about it she does have that sort of brains of the operation look about her eh? Look at that sort of semi smile there like 'yeeeeah, i know what it's all about' Kitty just looks like her thick cloddish goon, that sort of vacant stare on him I bet when they're alone she starts talking, with a sort of a Max Von Sydow voice, with McLeod going 'Yes Dark Lord, i shall do thy bidding!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 There once was this fabulous Britwho got diced, sliced and slitand became food for a fattywho gorged on gay pattythat murderous madman called Kit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 But this Manchester maniac called Kittywho hunted for gays in the cityhad a most clever disguisehis barbaric vicewas concealed by carrying a baby so pretty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 But this Manchester maniac called Kittywho hunted for gays in the cityAnd has big hairy tittieshad a most clever disguisehis barbaric vicewas concealed by carrying a baby so prettyFixed. Or fucked in terms of melodic continuity but there you go They seek him here, they seek him thereThose policemen seek the dipper everywhereIs he alive or is he deadOr has he gone down the bakery insteadFleet of foot, drowning poofters til they're sunkThat dipper, he really is a massive cunt Take that John Lennon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) But do not think he's not fond of the gayshe loves them in so many waysthat mad fat killerenjoys them boiled, grilled and as fillerbut mostly he likes the canal-side chase Edited March 5, 2015 by SoulMonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) For though he is large and soon out of breathHe so loves when he's got em by the keksand though he is fat he'll take them, stout or slenderFor nothing gets his rocks off like carving up a bender Edited March 5, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I am here you know????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Shame a number of Manchunian homosexuals can no longer say the same thing eh Kitty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) This ends this cautionary tale so bluntabout the dangers of a Mancunian huntso if you meet Mad Kitty at nightbe prepared for a fightunless you happen to favour the cunt Edited March 5, 2015 by SoulMonster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 So beware fair children of manchester, as you retire to your slumberfor in the blackest of nights there prowls a big fat bummerAnd as you rest and Father closes the night with a snifterMcLeod is down by the barges chopping up a shirt lifter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Im still fat. I need a gym membershipSo I'm like 5'11 and... well, way too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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