Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 For all the years i've been posting on here i dont think i've ever had an argument with you, which is funny cuz i get at least one out of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: For all the years i've been posting on here i dont think i've ever had an argument with you, which is funny cuz i get at least one out of everyone. Evil cunts of a feather flock together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: That's becouse your a cunt ... I'm joking of course No you were pretty near the mark actually 8 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Evil cunts of a feather flock together. The only two members of the Hoogenstraten fanclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: The only two members of the Hoogenstraten fanclub Saint Nick Is awesome. "The only purpose of great wealth is to separate oneself from the riffraff". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, PappyTron said: Of course I understand the difference, but you seem to be completely missing the point. The fundamental point is that ultimately the south, not the north, is the powerhouse of the nation; the discussion of finances is simply showing that point as finances always gravitate to where the power is, and you northerners like nothing better than to moan about when "Manchester had the cotton". You have singularly failed to answer any of the points that I have asked you about the north and your fatness, ill-health, lack of education and lack of educational facilities. Like I said, on average you northerners are fatter, live shorter lives, are more unhealthy and are less educated, yet your SOLE counterpoint is "we have cheap beer". That's it; "we have cheap beer" is all you have managed to say, because the rest of what you have claimed is hogwash. You wanted to talk about castles until I pointed out that most of the nation's castles are in the south of England, not the north, then you wanted to talk about the beauty and history of Durham, until I compared it to Oxford. You simply cannot deal in facts, instead mewling about "education" which is about the most northern thing possible, since you put it in brackets. "Oh, that soft southern education! Won't 'elp much down't pit, mother!" And you wonder why northerners are seen as six-fingered, sister fucking Dingles. Come back when you have facts and not inbred twaddle. "We have castles, Pappy! Castles!!". PMSL. What an idiot. You are actually evidence why the southern education system is decrepit. I cannot expect more from someone who believes Botham was a poor all-rounder. Why should I reply to stuff which I do not even, if true, see as an argument against what is being discussed. You are arguing that the south 'has money'. I am arguing that southerners are plastic people ''obsessed with money''. You therefore become my evidence! You claim that I have ignored your points, yet you have ignored the majority of mine, northerners being more open and down-to-earth for instance. If you go to Cambridge and end up with a D you are a failure. If you go to York or Newcastle and end up with an A you are a success. It happens all the time. Who then possesses the better education? You are discussing health a lot yet the RVI is one of the leading hospitals in Britain, specialising in optics. The fat argument is lost in the general argument that the British people are the second fattest people in the world, and pale besides their European counterparts in culinary awareness. It is rather like pointing out the fly on the dung heap! Northumberland is famous for its castles, being as we are on the border with Scotland. This is simply a fact. Only Wales competes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, PappyTron said: Saint Nick Is awesome. "The only purpose of great wealth is to separate oneself from the riffraff". That and empowering one to send people round your business rivals place of residence armed with hand grenades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) Quote You are actually evidence why the southern education system is decrepit. What southern educational system would that be, then? What part of the southern educational system do you believe that I took part in? I'd love to hear it. Quote I cannot expect more from someone who believes Botham was a poor all-rounder. I did not say that Botham was poor, you illiterate bumpkin. I said that he was not the very greatest of all-rounders. Do you really need to lie in order to try and make your point? Quote Why should I reply to stuff which I do not even, if true, see as an argument against what is being discussed. You are arguing that the south 'has money'. I am arguing that southerners are plastic people ''obsessed with money''. You therefore become my evidence! You claim that I have ignored your points, yet you have ignored the majority of mine, northerners being more open and down-to-earth for instance. If you go to Cambridge and end up with a D you are a failure. If you go to York or Newcastle and end up with an A you are a success. It happens all the time. Who then possesses the better education? You are discussing health a lot yet the RVI is one of the leading hospitals in Britain, specialising in optics. The fat argument is lost in the general argument that the British people are the second fattest people in the world, and pale besides their European counterparts in culinary awareness. It is rather like pointing out the fly on the dung heap! Northumberland is famous for its castles, being as we are on the border with Scotland. This is simply a fact. Only Wales competes. Quote Again, no facts, just emotive mewling. What does the RVI have to do with people in the north being fatter, more unhealthy and dying years earlier than those in the south? What does a person going to Cambridge and not doing very well compared to a person who went to Manchester and acing it have to do with the education tables or the geographical location of where all of the best universities are physically located? As for castles, you make it sound as only the north has them; we have more than a third of all castles in the country in the south east alone; the home counties have countless castles, forts and ruins. The only reason Northumberland has so many castles is because it was/is a provincial outpost. Quote You are arguing that the south 'has money'. Quote BZZZZT. Wrong! I am not arguing that the south is better than the north because we have more money. I am arguing that we have more money because London is the seat of commerce in the country and the the financial might of London is infinite whereas thinks such as cotton, steel and coal are limited, which is why London is a boom town and the northern industry towns have all gone to pot. I am also arguing that London is seen as a desirable city across the globe and that people want to live there, unlike somewhere such as Hull which is famous for being a bombsite. The money aspect is purely the net result of the south being more desirable to live in, work in and invest in, than the north. I would have thought my position was very much clear, but seeing as you are a Dingle I perhaps overestimated your nous. Quotes got messed up. :/ Edited April 11, 2016 by PappyTron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: That and empowering one to send people round your business rivals place of residence armed with hand grenades One of my favourite stories about Nick was that he was on a train once and he saw a guy who owed him money in a business deal or something, so he went into the toilets and shat in a newspaper then came back down the aisle and just smooshed it in the guy's face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, PappyTron said: One of my favourite stories about Nick was that he was on a train once and he saw a guy who owed him money in a business deal or something, so he went into the toilets and shat in a newspaper then came back down the aisle and just smooshed it in the guy's face! I'm suprised no big time G's turned the screws on him, the way he went about things. Cuz they did with Rachman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I'm suprised no big time G's turned the screws on him, the way he went about things. Cuz they did with Rachman. Yeah. I remember a quote about Rachman that was something like "Rachman had a gang of thugs to intimidate his tenants until a gang of bigger thugs intimidated them in turn". The toilets ain't healthy He don't give a damn He just chuckles and smiles Laughs like a madman A born-again Rachman Here comes...Sheriff Fatman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Yeah. I remember a quote about Rachman that was something like "Rachman had a gang of thugs to intimidate his tenants until a gang of bigger thugs intimidated them in turn". The toilets ain't healthy He don't give a damn He just chuckles and smiles Laughs like a madman A born-again Rachman Here comes...Sheriff Fatman! That bigger gang of thugs was Ron and Reg apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: That bigger gang of thugs was Ron and Reg apparently. Apparently, yes. I love it when Van Hoogstraten had promised to hand over some files to the court and hadn't so the clerk was saying "you need to give it (the file) to us" and Saint Nick said "Oh, you're gonna get it alright, you dirty bastard". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Apparently, yes. I love it when Van Hoogstraten had promised to hand over some files to the court and hadn't so the clerk was saying "you need to give it (the file) to us" and Saint Nick said "Oh, you're gonna get it alright, you dirty bastard". What gets me is how the fuck he isn't doing serious time somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: What gets me is how the fuck he isn't doing serious time somewhere. Good lawyer and a smart man. Also: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 You don't hear so much of him lately eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: You don't hear so much of him lately eh? Not since he buggered off to Zimbabwe and bought a million acres of land and bankrolled Mugabe, no. His pictures there are hilarious, like properly "white master, poor black servant" stuff: "Bunch of feckless fuckers the lot of 'em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Sorry, yeah, my brothers was telling me about that, apparently he's massive mates with Mugabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Sorry, yeah, my brothers was telling me about that, apparently he's massive mates with Mugabe Yeah, because of the sanctions on Zimbabwe, Mugabe needs help getting money and diamonds out of the country, which is where Van Hoogstraten comes in. He's also able to bring in millions in Euros/Pounds/Dollars and is basically funding Mugabe's wife in her bid to take over the country when he croaks it. In return Saint Nick gets a slice of the mineral rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 http://www.espnfc.us/leicester-city/story/2848728/leicester-vs-everton-tickets-on-sale-for-15,000-reports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I have literally spent the last 15 minutes laughing at Hibernian Football Club. 2-0 up against 10 man Falkirk with 2 minutes to go. Game finished 2-2. The reaction of the Scottish football community at large has been hilarious. Hibs have a reputation for repeatedly coming close to winning things and then never actually doing it. They've been to 3 cup finals in the last 5 years and won none of them. Their arch-rivals, Hearts started the 2013-2014 season with a 15 point penalty due to financial mismanagement, Hibs still managed to get relegated alongside them after having a 2 goal lead turned into a 4-3 defeat in the playoff final. They beat Rangers in the league last year only to lose to them decisively in the play-offs. This year they narrowed the gap with Rangers to 4 points at Christmas... and are now 19 points behind having lost 5 and drawn 2 of their last 8 games. This emotional torture they subject their fans to is known as 'Hibsing it': http://talkingbaws.com/2016/03/hearts-fan-launches-petition-to-get-the-word-hibsed-in-the-oxford-dictionary/ and their capacity to Hibs it in ever more spectacular fashion seems boundless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, Graeme said: I have literally spent the last 15 minutes laughing at Hibernian Football Club. 2-0 up against 10 man Falkirk with 2 minutes to go. Game finished 2-2. The reaction of the Scottish football community at large has been hilarious. Hibs have a reputation for repeatedly coming close to winning things and then never actually doing it. They've been to 3 cup finals in the last 5 years and won none of them. Their arch-rivals, Hearts started the 2013-2014 season with a 15 point penalty due to financial mismanagement, Hibs still managed to get relegated alongside them after having a 2 goal lead turned into a 4-3 defeat in the playoff final. They beat Rangers in the league last year only to lose to them decisively in the play-offs. This year they narrowed the gap with Rangers to 4 points at Christmas... and are now 19 points behind having lost 5 and drawn 2 of their last 8 games. This emotional torture they subject their fans to is known as 'Hibsing it': http://talkingbaws.com/2016/03/hearts-fan-launches-petition-to-get-the-word-hibsed-in-the-oxford-dictionary/ and their capacity to Hibs it in ever more spectacular fashion seems boundless. So, the Scottish Arsenal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 minute ago, PappyTron said: So, the Scottish Arsenal? Arsenal were founded later, so I think they're technically the English Hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Graeme said: Arsenal were founded later, so I think they're technically the English Hibs. I didn't want to push my luck with Lenny too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) This won't make Len jump for joy. Edited April 13, 2016 by AtariLegend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Gareth Bale looks a right mong in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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