Len Cnut Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 White people from non-New England Northeast USA are the only people who neither look ethnic nor have an accent. We're the standard for the species.THE BLACK MAN IS GOD!! THE BLACK MAN IS GOD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I've entered this weird phase in my life the last 6 months or so where everyone I meet who catches my interest is married. They're all so eager to cheat and I'm like nah get away from me. Like what the fuck. Some with kids even who are just so ready to cheat and betray their whole family. It's always guys who have the rep for being cheating assholes but I've literally met 4 women in the last 6 months, who I'd be totally intersted in IF they were single who are basically begging to hook up. No thanks not my cup of tea. It's just a world of unneeded / unwanted drama. All the single ladies put your hands! Why the fuck are the married ladies so keen lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 My girl is of gypsy decent. She looks pretty ethnicEverybody looks ethnic... That's like when people say "I don't have an accent..."Yeah, that shits annoying. I've actually met two Americans on seperate occasions who became defensive at the mere suggestion that they had an accent.I don't have one. Nate, your accent is so pronounced you could be a regular on "Fargo."Oh no.Donchyaknow most professional news anchors are from the midwest?Reason being, we don't have thick accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 And besides you've never heard me talk before you goon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 White people from non-New England Northeast USA are the only people who neither look ethnic nor have an accent. We're the standard for the species.People are amazed when I tell I'm from NJ................"but, but, but where's your accent?!?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 And besides you've never heard me talk before you goon.Really? You don't remember our hour-long conversations when you were driving to and from Vegas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 And besides you've never heard me talk before you goon.Really? You don't remember our hour-long conversations when you were driving to and from Vegas?What happens in Vegas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 And besides you've never heard me talk before you goon.Really? You don't remember our hour-long conversations when you were driving to and from Vegas?What happens in Vegas...Makes your dick hang sideways? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 And besides you've never heard me talk before you goon. Really? You don't remember our hour-long conversations when you were driving to and from Vegas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Well it's been a few months since I've been laid. Think it's time to fire up the ol' Tindurrr again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Well it's been a few months since I've been laid. Think it's time to fire up the ol' Tindurrr again.You're so booji sounding You get or got laid you dont been laid You're such a honky Edited July 25, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Well it's been a few months since I've been laid. Think it's time to fire up the ol' Tindurrr again.You're so booji sounding You get or got laid you dont been laid You're such a honky It's a bit passive, no? Like getting laid is something that just kind of happens to you. It's been a few years since I had the flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Well it's been a few months since I've been laid. Think it's time to fire up the ol' Tindurrr again.You're so booji sounding You get or got laid you dont been laid You're such a honky It's a bit passive, no? Like getting laid is something that just kind of happens to you. It's been a few years since I had the flu. You get laid like you get pussy like you get money like you get down...been laid is what happens to the table by your mothers hand before dinner time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Heading to a Lebanese restaurant tomorrow with the bird. Should be interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Heading to a Lebanese restaurant tomorrow with the bird. Should be interesting It's very testicle heavy or so I've heard. Not for me I'm afraid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Heading to a Lebanese restaurant tomorrow with the bird. Should be interesting It's very testicle heavy or so I've heard. Not for me I'm afraid.I was more concerned as to what relatiions are like between Lebanon and Iran given that is where my bird is from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share Posted July 26, 2015 Me and my girl made it facebook official tonight <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share Posted July 26, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Me and my girl made it facebook official tonight <3What about when she finds out about your true feelings for Black Sabbath? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The latest thing here is actually, the Irish. A lot of Irish stag and hens have started landing. Honest to got, this is true (it sounds like some 'Oirish cliche) but I passed one drunken specimen outside The Gate in Newcastle ranting about 'Thatcher' in a brogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Heading to a Lebanese restaurant tomorrow with the bird. Should be interesting Lebanese food is delicious, that'll shut up any political commentary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Your womenfolk were not exactly nuns either if you understand my point - although some of them were dressed as nuns on one occasion. But this must be the latest thing in Ireland, ''let's go to Newcastle, England and get hammered''. Nice people but you know the Irish: never one Guinness away from a polemical conversation about politics. ''Feckin Thatcher'' ''Must go - I've a bus to catch''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Heading to a Lebanese restaurant tomorrow with the bird. Should be interesting Lebanese food is delicious, that'll shut up any political commentary It was delicious. Reminder here of certain Persian cuisine and the Lebanese wine was delicious. Major bonus points for me Your womenfolk were not exactly nuns either if you understand my point - although some of them were dressed as nuns on one occasion. But this must be the latest thing in Ireland, ''let's go to Newcastle, England and get hammered''. Nice people but you know the Irish: never one Guinness away from a polemical conversation about politics. ''Feckin Thatcher'' ''Must go - I've a bus to catch''.Going to Newcastle has been a thing for a long time now. It tends to attract a certain type though, girls who think Cheryl Cole is a classy bird and a kebab at 3am is the epitome of fine dining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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