Len Cnut Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 On 23/05/2017 at 0:08 PM, Oldest Goat said: 2 or 3 times is normal I'd say. Fuck that, you're getting two out of me at best and you have to cook for me for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 43 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: That's all very presumptuous I must say! Not you literally, i meant the universal you! Now i think about it that sounds like a reference to bi-sexuality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: ......JAAN! @janrichmond Len is being bi-sexual at me in a universal sense! Fuckin' grass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 On 5/25/2017 at 8:16 AM, Len Cnut said: Fuck that, you're getting two out of me at best and you have to cook for me for that That's what I say too 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 On 23/05/2017 at 11:44 AM, john lennon said: Yo do all men wanna fuck like 10 times a day? Amy Schumer had a good point when she said words to the effect of "You can do your nails, you can get highlights, you can shave and wax and wear makeup. You can do all these things and your man won't care, because your man thinks about making love to you at least twice a day regardless of how much effort you have put in". I edited the quote because I can't remember it exactly, and also for eloquence. But the meaning was 100% spot on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Newly single. Yes ten times a day please. Im really noticing, haha! Was difficult to get this relationship to be over. Still lots of disentangling to be done, but in a healthy way. Its over for all the emotional and whatever stuff. So, then I watched season 2 of Master of None and all I took from it was "yeah, relationships are stupid and who are all these fools available for dating?" I dont think thats what the show meant to say. Bad timing. Not a great start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 On 5/9/2017 at 6:27 AM, AslatIE said: They have an arsenal full of performance enhancing remedies hahaha! good one @AslatIE!!!!! *fist bump* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gracii Guns Posted June 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2017 Pro tip: when your spouse says they're going for a shower — don't say thank you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 I've discovered that Im in demand. That my value has increased since I was last single. I feel like a piece of meat being preyed upon. Is this what its like to be a women? Or at least like @AslatIE recent woes with all the ladies and one dude 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Turns out the dude is bisexual I've also told *cough* almost *cough* all of the girls to bugger off Whoever on here gave you the heads up about that dude has some good instincts! Its important to have a reasonably sized haram, for time management purposes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, soon said: Whoever on here gave you the heads up about that dude has some good instincts! Its important to have a reasonably sized haram, for time management purposes Well I'm not worried about the dude, he's not a rapist or anything You've confused me with Len! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: Well I'm not worried about the dude, he's not a rapist or anything You've confused me with Len! lots for me to take in with this post! Im sure glad he's not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, soon said: lots for me to take in with this post! Im sure glad he's not Spontaneous homosexual rape would be impossible eh? Without all the lube and shit, be like masturbating with sandpaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: Spontaneous homosexual rape would be impossible eh? Without all the lube and shit, be like masturbating with sandpaper! not necessarily with out the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, soon said: not necessarily with out the shit! I heard it's more effective when you have diarrhea.. @janrichmond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: I heard it's more effective when you have diarrhea.. @janrichmond not even gonna ask! ....but admit Im waiting for the explanation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, soon said: not even gonna ask! ....but admit Im waiting for the explanation! *I've heard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, AslatIE said: I heard it's more effective when you have diarrhea.. @janrichmond NO!!!!! @soon Don't ask. Thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, janrichmond said: NO!!!!! @soon Don't ask. Thank me later. Okay, I wont. But you both should know that what ever its got me thinking you got up to might just be worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, soon said: Okay, I wont. But you both should know that what ever its got me thinking you got up to might just be worse! It wasn't me!!!! It was @AslatIE he was oversharing [to say the least] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, janrichmond said: It wasn't me!!!! It was @AslatIE he was oversharing [to say the least] oh, I see. He kinda blurred that part. I am happy to not know about anyones butt stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, soon said: oh, I see. He kinda blurred that part. I am happy to not know about anyones butt stuff well not mine anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, janrichmond said: well not mine anyway! hahaha! yep.... oh goodness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 51 minutes ago, soon said: I've discovered that Im in demand. That my value has increased since I was last single. I feel like a piece of meat being preyed upon. Is this what its like to be a women? Or at least like @AslatIE recent woes with all the ladies and one dude well i have had good times and bad. best were when i had a bf or just after, i was MUCH in demand when i broke up with the horrid ex all these guys who were his "friends" came onto me saying i always thought you were hot! it did come in handy...one helped me find the first place to live after i left the ex bf...that effer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: well i have had good times and bad. best were when i had a bf or just after, i was MUCH in demand when i broke up with the horrid ex all these guys who were his "friends" came onto me saying i always thought you were hot! it did come in handy...one helped me find the first place to live after i left the ex bf...that effer I'd bet you are always in high demand. Glad we're both rid of these bozos! yeah, its some of that friend stuff too! So, you're saying I should find away to put them all to work for me? Like a personal assistant, clearer, and Axl-style personal trainer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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