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Ok, so say Axl really does have 2 albums worth of material written during the CD era.....what the fuck has he written in the 10 years since?

Mostly things like this:

RE: Beta - Grocery List

2 Rectangle Watermelons (I'm bored of Square Ones)

1 Large Jar Smuckers Goober Jelly

Case Buddha Beer

1 Gallon Tub Mayo

5 Large Tubs Ben & Jerry Sad Turtle Flavour

1 Large jar EZ Serve Sue Bee Honey

Bucket of extra sour Sour Cream

All the Chips

All the Cookies

All the Candy

I large Tube Cheese Whiz

Assorted Blocks Artisan Cheese - Velveeta Etc - Must be left in wrapper!

Whole meal multi-seed Wonder Bread

Organic Pop Tarts

1 Snow Cone - Red Flavour - must be frozen and not melted

Grass Fed Free Range Jerky

Dry Ice Frozen Gravy

All the bacon

Froot Charms (Limited Edition mix of Froot Loops and Lucky Charms - I think Del mentioned them but I might have imagined it after too much Splenda)

I healthy pre-packaged salad.

Several 31 day-aged syrup fed Ribeye steaks (must be 31 day aged)

Large Pepperoni Pizza with artisan goose fat & mayo filled crust)

Case of Diet Coke (Not, I repeat NOT DR.FUCKING COCKSUCKING PEPPER)

Also tell the new guy we're going on tour tomorrow.

Love you Momsicles,

Axl

:rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol:

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Ok, so say Axl really does have 2 albums worth of material written during the CD era.....what the fuck has he written in the 10 years since?

Mostly things like this:

RE: Beta - Grocery List

2 Rectangle Watermelons (I'm bored of Square Ones)

1 Large Jar Smuckers Goober Jelly

Case Buddha Beer

1 Gallon Tub Mayo

5 Large Tubs Ben & Jerry Sad Turtle Flavour

1 Large jar EZ Serve Sue Bee Honey

Bucket of extra sour Sour Cream

All the Chips

All the Cookies

All the Candy

I large Tube Cheese Whiz

Assorted Blocks Artisan Cheese - Velveeta Etc - Must be left in wrapper!

Whole meal multi-seed Wonder Bread

Organic Pop Tarts

1 Snow Cone - Red Flavour - must be frozen and not melted

Grass Fed Free Range Jerky

Dry Ice Frozen Gravy

All the bacon

Froot Charms (Limited Edition mix of Froot Loops and Lucky Charms - I think Del mentioned them but I might have imagined it after too much Splenda)

I healthy pre-packaged salad.

Several 31 day-aged syrup fed Ribeye steaks (must be 31 day aged)

Large Pepperoni Pizza with artisan goose fat & mayo filled crust)

Case of Diet Coke (Not, I repeat NOT DR.FUCKING COCKSUCKING PEPPER)

Also tell the new guy we're going on tour tomorrow.

Love you Momsicles,

Axl

Brilliant :P

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Here's a scary thought: what if there's a circle of information dependence?

Say Dizzy gets his info from Chris, who gets texts from Frank, who gets messages from Fernando, who gets handwritten notes from Beta, who gets lawsuits from Axl, who gets ideas from Tony The Tiger, who gets ideas from Del, who gets inspiration from Tommy, who gets info from Richard, who gets info from Dizzy?

Thus there is no plan whatsoever, everyone's just waiting for everyone else to say/do something but nobody ever does in case someone else is about to confirm something?

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Here's a scary thought: what if there's a circle of information dependence?

Say Dizzy gets his info from Chris, who gets texts from Frank, who gets messages from Fernando, who gets handwritten notes from Beta, who gets lawsuits from Axl, who gets ideas from Tony The Tiger, who gets ideas from Del, who gets inspiration from Tommy, who gets info from Richard, who gets info from Dizzy?

Thus there is no plan whatsoever, everyone's just waiting for everyone else to say/do something but nobody ever does in case someone else is about to confirm something?

A bit like farting in an elevator.

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Here's a scary thought: what if there's a circle of information dependence?

Say Dizzy gets his info from Chris, who gets texts from Frank, who gets messages from Fernando, who gets handwritten notes from Beta, who gets lawsuits from Axl, who gets ideas from Tony The Tiger, who gets ideas from Del, who gets inspiration from Tommy, who gets info from Richard, who gets info from Dizzy?

Thus there is no plan whatsoever, everyone's just waiting for everyone else to say/do something but nobody ever does in case someone else is about to confirm something?

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