DR DOOM Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 On 22/01/2017 at 4:19 AM, DieselDaisy said: He bought a boat and went on a South East Asian noncing expedition - Thailand, Vietnam, countries like that. Nobody's children were safe. Glitter was the Columbus or James T. Cook of nonces. I was drinking a beer while reading this and just sprayed beer all over the monitor and keys. Fucking hell, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Listen. All men. If you are interested in a girl, ask her out!! Stop with all the wondering, and thinking, and second-guessing yourself. We want you to ask us out! If we are interested we'll say " sure that sounds great".. If we aren't, we'll say "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone." No big deal. See how easy that was? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: Listen. All men. If you are interested in a girl, ask her out!! Stop with all the wondering, and thinking, and second-guessing yourself. We want you to ask us out! If we are interested we'll say " sure that sounds great".. If we aren't, we'll say "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone." No big deal. See how easy that was? There you go..... best response ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 On 1/22/2017 at 7:02 AM, Len Cnut said: Look at all the Saville bait in the audience don't they still play Gary Glitter at football games and such? or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, BlueJean Baby said: There you go..... best response ever.. It's true though, right? I mean, geez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: It's true though, right? I mean, geez. I guess we are intimidating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Graeme said: Depends on if the girl's an idiot or not... Note, this only applies to a sensible time frame. Don't wait like a decade. Then you're probably the idiot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: don't they still play Gary Glitter at football games and such? or no? I don't believe they do dear, no, in much the same way Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris probably doesn't get much airplay these days. Frowned upon I imagine it is, in the hallowed halls of BBC radio, where the scent of Terry Wogan still wafts through the halls Like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: where the scent of Terry Wogan still wafts through the halls Is that basically just the smell of weed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Whiskey Rose said: Listen. All men. If you are interested in a girl, ask her out!! Stop with all the wondering, and thinking, and second-guessing yourself. We want you to ask us out! If we are interested we'll say " sure that sounds great".. If we aren't, we'll say "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone." No big deal. See how easy that was? Well first they have to buy nice clothes, a nice car with their fake job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Georgy Zhukov said: Well first they have to buy nice clothes, a nice car with their fake job. Ugh, we do not like these braggart type of men who exaggerate their jobs and such A car is always good, it doesn't have to be expensive though. Just clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: Ugh, we do not like these braggart type of men who exaggerate their jobs and such A car is always good, it doesn't have to be expensive though. Just clean. Clean?!? I got old crisp packets, empty vaporiser bottles, reciepts and a copy of Red Cities of the Night by William S Burroughs currently on my backseat. An ice scraper and a sponge too i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Clean?!? I got old crisp packets, empty vaporiser bottles, reciepts and a copy of Red Cities of the Night by William S Burroughs currently on my backseat. An ice scraper and a sponge too i think. Well a book and an ice scraper are fine, but don't make your date sit on empty chip bags with crumbs all over the seat ok? lol .. and what in God's name do you need a sponge for?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Clean?!? I got old crisp packets, empty vaporiser bottles, reciepts and a copy of Red Cities of the Night by William S Burroughs currently on my backseat. An ice scraper and a sponge too i think. Don't forget the rope, duct-tape, and shovel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, Whiskey Rose said: Well a book and an ice scraper are fine, but don't make your date sit on empty chip bags with crumbs all over the seat ok? lol .. and what in God's name do you need a sponge for?? I'm not sure, I suppose its for washing it. I find all sortsa shit in my car, money, jewellery...i found a wrap once! A copy of Superfly by Curtis Mayfield has had the cover sitting on my backseat since i bought it, fuck knows where the CD is. Edited January 29, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: Well a book and an ice scraper are fine, but don't make your date sit on empty chip bags with crumbs all over the seat ok? lol .. and what in God's name do you need a sponge for?? Yes a man with a real job, getting divorced from one I had to support for about 16 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Don't forget the rope, duct-tape, and shovel. Apparently when Bundy got pulled over once he managed to explain that shit all away with something totally plausible, including the fuckin' handcuffs Say what you will about Theodore, he must've been masterful with the ol' improv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: I'm not sure, I suppose its for washing it. I find all sortsa shit in my car, money, jewellery...i found a wrap once! A wrap? Like from a sandwich shop?. I found a moldy orange once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Just now, Whiskey Rose said: A wrap? Like from a sandwich shop?. I found a moldy orange once. Nah a wrap as in cocaine. Like those little lotto wrappers they put coke in. A mouldy orange eh? Nice one girlie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: A wrap? Like from a sandwich shop?. I found a moldy orange once. Went out drinking with friends one night, the next morning I found lemons in my handbag and my car... wtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) You wont find nothing nasty, like mouldy shit, i have an allergic reaction to that shit (not literally, just disgusting) but just general litter and shit. Nothin manky tho. Edited January 29, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You wont find nothing nasty, like mouldy shit, i have an allergic reaction to that shit (not literally, just disgusting) but just general litter and shit. Nothin manky tho. So now I'm manky because a lil ol orange rolled under my seat...thanks Len! 4 minutes ago, BlueJean Baby said: Went out drinking with friends one night, the next morning I found lemons in my handbag and my car... wtf??? So you guys robbed the cut up fruit bins at the bar haha guess you got hungry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverburst80 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Whiskey Rose said: Listen. All men. If you are interested in a girl, ask her out!! Stop with all the wondering, and thinking, and second-guessing yourself. We want you to ask us out! If we are interested we'll say " sure that sounds great".. If we aren't, we'll say "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone." No big deal. See how easy that was? Easy haha, it's gotta be one of the most terrifying experiences known to man! Looking back i don't think i ever asked a girl out unless i heard on the grapevine she was into me and even then in the back of my mind i was scared i'd get knocked back, i never had the balls to just go up to a girl i was into. I met my wife on a dancefloor in a nightclub which is abit different and i had the booze in me which helps. Edited January 29, 2017 by Silverburst80 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Quote So now I'm manky because a lil ol orange rolled under my seat...thanks Len! I thought maybe you threw that in to make the disgusting hoarder animal feel better about him slovenliness so i thought I'd clarify, it ain't a compost heap in there, I just don't pick shit up Quote So you guys robbed the cut up fruit bins at the bar haha guess you got hungry! We've all done it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Whiskey Rose said: So now I'm manky because a lil ol orange rolled under my seat...thanks Len! So you guys robbed the cut up fruit bins at the bar haha guess you got hungry! Quite honestly I have no clue, was still drunk when I woke up the next morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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