curmudgeonrose Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) I am very excited about going to the LA show, the Phoenix show, and the two Vegas shows, and today I was telling my beautiful girlfriend who I love with all my heart about it and she was like: "Hell no! You're not going to Vegas on New Year's ... You just wanna go and hang out with prostitutes blah blah blah" and I was like: "Whatever, I'll still go and she knows it", and I was about to let the whole thing go away and then she said: "And your excuse is that you're going to see a band that doesn't even exist!"... When I heard those words come out of her mouth I turned around and looked here in the eyes and immediately slapped the shit out of the fucking bitch's face and told her: "Don't you ever talk to me like that again".... So right now I'm thinking about breaking up with her after a two year relationship because if she does not believe in GNR, she does not believe in me. I love her, but she went too far with that comment. So yeah, anyone else going to the Phoenix show?I'm obviously joking!!!! You pussies full of maggots!!!!!Anyone going to the Phoenix show? Edited December 8, 2011 by curmudgeonrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownUnderScott Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I am very excited about going to the LA show, the Phoenix show, and the two Vegas shows, and today I was telling my beautiful girlfriend who I love with all my heart about it and she was like: "Hell no! You're not going to Vegas on New Year's ... You just wanna go and hang out with prostitutes blah blah blah" and I was like: "Whatever, I'll still go and she knows it", and I was about to let the whole thing go away and then she said: "And your excuse is that you're going to see a band that doesn't even exist!"... When I heard those words come out of her mouth I turned around and looked here in the eyes and immediately slapped the shit out of the fucking bitch's face and told her: "Don't you ever talk to me like that again".... So right now I'm thinking about breaking up with her after a two year relationship because if she does not believe in GNR, she does not believe in me. I love her, but she went too far with that comment. So yeah, anyone else going to the Phoenix show?You're a Wanker - seek help you tosspot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laparka Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luther Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodyhell1 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 this made me laugh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaghetti Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 If you really slapped that girl you are a pathetic weak little dog.There is never a right time for hitting a woman no matter what she says or does. I don't give a damn if Axl sings about it or even does it, it is the act of a coward.You should seek some sort of professional help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppruks Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 i had the biggest 'wtf' moment that I've ever had on this forum whilst reading this...and people have written some incredible shit on this site over the 7 years that I've lurked around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) This is the funniest thing I've read all day.And I am sure I am not the only one who thinks Bobbo makes shit up about his personal life. Edited December 8, 2011 by BirdCatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 He used to love her ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsfanoldie Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Its clear by the last line that it was a joke. Hilarious nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I say go to the Vegas shows -- and never, ever come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 If you're slapping girls that is weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Save up for a call girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 This is the funniest thing I've read all day.And I am sure I am not the only one who thinks Bobbo makes shit up about his personal life.Yeah because I have so much to gain by lying to a bucnh of strangers about my personal life over the interwebz. Why are you following me around like a lost little puppy dog? I don't think I'm into your idea of "fetching a bone".Woof! Woof!Come on dude, I am on to you. Just admit you are a sad little man living with your mom. Are your parents still together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I am very excited about going to the LA show, the Phoenix show, and the two Vegas shows, and today I was telling my beautiful girlfriend who I love with all my heart about it and she was like: "Hell no! You're not going to Vegas on New Year's ... You just wanna go and hang out with prostitutes blah blah blah" and I was like: "Whatever, I'll still go and she knows it", and I was about to let the whole thing go away and then she said: "And your excuse is that you're going to see a band that doesn't even exist!"... When I heard those words come out of her mouth I turned around and looked here in the eyes and immediately slapped the shit out of the fucking bitch's face and told her: "Don't you ever talk to me like that again".... So right now I'm thinking about breaking up with her after a two year relationship because if she does not believe in GNR, she does not believe in me. I love her, but she went too far with that comment. So yeah, anyone else going to the Phoenix show?You hit someone over a BAND. Grow up. I hope she dumps your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 This is the funniest thing I've read all day.And I am sure I am not the only one who thinks Bobbo makes shit up about his personal life.Yeah because I have so much to gain by lying to a bucnh of strangers about my personal life over the interwebz. Why are you following me around like a lost little puppy dog? I don't think I'm into your idea of "fetching a bone".Woof! Woof!Come on dude, I am on to you. Just admit you are a sad little man living with your mom. Are your parents still together?Nice try, Nancy Drew. But you don't make much of a detective.Try pursuing your three way fantasy with the Hardy Boys instead.I was actually more of a Hannibal Lector but okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droezle Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I am very excited about going to the LA show, the Phoenix show, and the two Vegas shows, and today I was telling my beautiful girlfriend who I love with all my heart about it and she was like: "Hell no! You're not going to Vegas on New Year's ... You just wanna go and hang out with prostitutes blah blah blah" and I was like: "Whatever, I'll still go and she knows it", and I was about to let the whole thing go away and then she said: "And your excuse is that you're going to see a band that doesn't even exist!"... When I heard those words come out of her mouth I turned around and looked here in the eyes and immediately slapped the shit out of the fucking bitch's face and told her: "Don't you ever talk to me like that again".... So right now I'm thinking about breaking up with her after a two year relationship because if she does not believe in GNR, she does not believe in me. I love her, but she went too far with that comment. So yeah, anyone else going to the Phoenix show?Are you fucking serious? You choose a band above your girlfriend? One day you will regret this and by that time it's gonna be too late to make it up with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansidhe Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I think he did the right thing. Bitch deserved it. :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomek1985 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Way to go mate! Don't let her tell you what to do!! Nevah!!! :xmasssanta: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 If you really slapped that girl you are a pathetic weak little dog.There is never a right time for hitting a woman no matter what she says or does. I don't give a damn if Axl sings about it or even does it, it is the act of a coward.You should seek some sort of professional help.Hahhahaha what a thread. You can hit a girl if she's taller than you and ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblecool Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic56 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Yeah go to the shows amyways, girls always have something to bitch about, funny joke tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 If you really slapped that girl you are a pathetic weak little dog.There is never a right time for hitting a woman no matter what she says or does. I don't give a damn if Axl sings about it or even does it, it is the act of a coward.You should seek some sort of professional help.You asshole. Don't be so culturally insensitive to followers of the Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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