NachoLZ Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Call some bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I'd also try to schedule being a podcast guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and Norm Macdonald Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eu4ic Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Lull around in a carbohydrate-induced stupor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnfnrs1972 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would come on here and announce the new cd will be out in july. Then I would sit back and laugh myself silly while reading all of your dumb ass posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fergus Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Call all members of AFD and talk about the good old days put beef aside and do a reunion for a fortune and then with that 24 hours I would do a bunch a press and make myself like in the 90's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un42nutzly Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Get on stage and rant, then get on Mygnr and confront the haters.Trolololo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimMorrison4 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Re-arrange everything in the house so that when Axl came back to being Axl, he'd be like, "wtf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauschen Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Transfer the gnr name to slash.. Write a note that said hi ax, and sorry about this. signed the spirit of John bonham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishoGunsNRoses Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Does that mean that Axl should be me for 24h or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Roses Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) 1) Leak everything2) Have sex with some hot LA bitches3) Start reunion negotiationsIf you were Axl for 24 HOURSlol@release an album. How the fuck do you release an album in 24 hours? Edited April 15, 2013 by Black Roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Does that mean that Axl should be me for 24h or not? I assume so, a bit like the film Freaky Friday. He would have a bit of a shock if he woke up as me one morning, he doesn't strike me as the breakfast making, potty training, laundry doing type!'Do you know where you are? You're on the fucking potty baby!...now hurry up, then clean your teeth. We're going to be late for school...no actually fuck those educational, lesbian task masters, we'll turn up after lunch. Snort this coke and you won't need any fucking breakfast. Now tell me, has Mummy got any hot friends....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un42nutzly Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Does that mean that Axl should be me for 24h or not? I assume so, a bit like the film Freaky Friday. He would have a bit of a shock if he woke up as me one morning, he doesn't strike me as the breakfast making, potty training, laundry doing type!'Do you know where you are? You're on the fucking potty baby!...now hurry up, then clean your teeth. We're going to be late for school...no actually fuck those educational, lesbian task masters, we'll turn up after lunch. Snort this coke and you won't need any fucking breakfast. Now tell me, has Mummy got any hot friends....'That actually worked very well lol i heard all that in the Axl voice which is pretty figgin funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-p-d-a Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I look in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimb0 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Get lypo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudolf1978 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Call Slash to reunite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Spend 24 hours giving back to the millions of fans who have supported him and helped make Axl a multi-millionare.I'd release all his unreleased music - put it on Itunes for $1 per song.I'd release the Illusions behind the scenes video footage.I'd stop all lawsuits. Just end them. Call Slash and tell him it was time to get over it and move on. That we were both grown adults and needed to start acting like it. I'd offer to sing one song on his next solo album. And offer to let him come and jam on a couple songs during the next tour (like Izzy and Duff have done).Then I'd schedule three months in the studio that the entire current band would have to attend, and schedule the album to be released ASAP after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naupis Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 1. Dump Beta, Del James and all the other hangers on who do nothing but bleed me of cash.2. Call Slash3. Start the process of restoring my reputation by getting my ass in shape so I can look and perform like Axl Rose (not the Vince Neil look-a-like he has become).4. Start Recording the GNR album the public actually wants to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 listen to all the recordings and video footage that's of any interest that hasn't been released. I'd then go on stage and play the longest GNR set in history, then I'd leave with a bus full of woman and drugs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreCC Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I would go to the studio and make as much songs as i could, and get the most of that awesome voice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom-Ass Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I would do a whole shitload of sit ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evader Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Some of you guys have some great ideas, but I have a hard time thinking you could get all that done in 24 hours.I'd copy every song stem and mix I could find from any era of GNR onto portable flash drives or whatever media I could find (two copies of everything). Then I'd take one set to the Fed-Ex store and the other to the UPS store and mail them to myself. I'd send two separate sets just in case one gets damaged or lost.That would probably take 24 hours, and it would provide the real me with unlimited entertainent for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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