AxlisOld Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The fat friend always has to ruin it.The DUFF.Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 This seventeen year old black girl has been flirting me with work. I told her I have to be careful around high school girls. Shit she's fine though. I thought she was twenty something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 She wants my white dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 This is a Snakepit conversation, minus, Snakepit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I haven't been laid since February so it ain't like I'm on pussy withdrawal yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 Ain't no pussy worth going to jail for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Oh good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The boyfriend dropped marriage into conversation the other night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 You should invite everyone from the forum. Snake-Pit would bang all your ethnic girl friends, Johnny Drama would eat all the food and the wedding cake, Black Sabbath would pass out after two glasses of wine and DR DOOM would get thrown out for hanging around at the kids' table. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 You should invite everyone from the forum. Snake-Pit would bang all your ethnic girl friends, Johnny Drama would eat all the food and the wedding cake, Black Sabbath would pass out after two glasses of wine and DR DOOM would get thrown out for hanging around at the kids' table.I actually wanted to invite Grame and ARQ to my wedding, but then I remembered that as much as I like them, we've only met IRL once and they might have thought it a bit forward. Maybe next time you can all come. It's about time we had another mygnr wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Relax guys, he hasn't asked me yet I do believe he jokingly referred to us as 'engaged to be engaged', whatever that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Relax guys, he hasn't asked me yet I do believe he jokingly referred to us as 'engaged to be engaged', whatever that means It means he's saving up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 You should invite everyone from the forum. Snake-Pit would bang all your ethnic girl friends, Johnny Drama would eat all the food and the wedding cake, Black Sabbath would pass out after two glasses of wine and DR DOOM would get thrown out for hanging around at the kids' table.Miser would arrive with one of his mentally ill girlfriends and make everyone feel uncomfortable. I'd want to sit on Snakepits table with his lesbian chicks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Ain't no pussy worth going to jail for.I could manage a night in the cells for a Kardashian sister foursome I'm pretty certain...i'd almost enjoy the meditative night of anticipation before the storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 You should invite everyone from the forum. Snake-Pit would bang all your ethnic girl friends, Johnny Drama would eat all the food and the wedding cake, Black Sabbath would pass out after two glasses of wine and DR DOOM would get thrown out for hanging around at the kids' table.Miser would arrive with one of his mentally ill girlfriends and make everyone feel uncomfortable. I'd want to sit on Snakepits table with his lesbian chicks.omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Relax guys, he hasn't asked me yet I do believe he jokingly referred to us as 'engaged to be engaged', whatever that means I think we all know there's a 95%+ chance you're gonnae get hitched . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I haven't been laid since February so it ain't like I'm on pussy withdrawal yet.Shit. That's 23 days son. Give her your white babydick. She might just even feel it in her cavernous black pussy that's been all stretched out by years of abus from giant black porno-cocks.That's the real reason you're hesitant isn't it? Afraid your lilywhite donger won't live up to expectations?Fuck it mang. Give her the D. Nothing to lose by trying.And if she's 17? Ahhhhh fuck it man.....close enough. You won't serve any time. Just do it hooray for tolerance!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The fat friend always has to ruin it.What happened, lith?I was at a party last night and met a nice girl. We talked and danced a little bit, and just when I was going to ask her to go out to the porch to get some air with me, her fat friend comes along and acts like a bitch and ruins my chances. I tried to get my buddy to distract the fatty, but to no avail. It was a good party, though, and at least I managed to get her number.Learn to spend like 5 minutes charming fat and unattractive friends. Game changer.I do believe he jokingly referred to us as 'engaged to be engaged'Len, would I be right to call him a fraggle for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yes, you've picked up on one of the connotations of that particular colourful piece of language accurately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Don't do it Arnie, the last thing you need is to be accused of being a pedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Learn to spend like 5 minutes charming fat and unattractive friends. Game changer.How should I have charmed her? There was no McDonald's nearby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Thats like one of my lifes biggest fears, to be accused of rape or something with kids, im like extra specially careful to never ever do or say anything that in anyway could possibly be misinterpreted in that direction. I never even approach birds or try to chat em up, aint nobody ever sayin i came up to them being forward or forceful, if you wanna talk to me or whatever you gotta approach me cuz no ones ever gonna say 'haha, made you move!' In this boys direction. Like Eddie says in Bottom, what are we supposed to do with our lives? EDDIE: you get born, you keep your head down...and you die. If you're lucky and thats what i reckon about life, just keep yourself to yourself and mind your P's and Q's because fate is out to fuck us all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Thats like one of my lifes biggest fears, to be accused of rape or something with kids, im like extra specially careful to never ever do or say anything that in anyway could possibly be misinterpreted in that direction. I never even approach birds or try to chat em up, aint nobody ever sayin i came up to them being forward or forceful, if you wanna talk to me or whatever you gotta approach me cuz no ones ever gonna say 'haha, made you move!' In this boys direction.Like Eddie says in Bottom, what are we supposed to do with our lives? EDDIE: you get born, you keep your head down...and you die. If you're lucky and thats what i reckon about life, just keep yourself to yourself and mind your P's and Q's because fate is out to fuck us all Yeah fucking A man.Being accused of being a rock spider is pretty much every guy who isn't one's worst fear, I think.edit: probably the worst fear of guys who are too, come to think of it. Edited March 23, 2015 by DR DOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Learn to spend like 5 minutes charming fat and unattractive friends. Game changer.How should I have charmed her? There was no McDonald's nearby.That's another benefit to being American. There's always a McDonald's nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is0tope Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 It's a super intimate act, in a way even more so than intercourse. I mean it's someone's face down there, there is no room for 'mystery' or pretence It takes me a lot longer to be comfortable with someone going down on me than pretty much any other act (within reason ).Explain this to me though, how do you cut it off midway? Because, OK, it's super intimate etc but like, presumably in Lith's case he was on his way down the stairs and she stopped him, now how the in the name of 57 varieties of fuck do you do that? I mean like, I'm not a bird (relevation of the century!) so it's a presumption that birds feel for sex just as much or in the same way that we do but like...if a girl was on her way down there with me it's almost impossible to stop that. And so, with girls, if its a case of you want it but insecurity halts it that must be some powerful insecurity cuz nothing overrides my biological propulsion like that, it's flabbergasting how that can happen. Womens sexuality is generally a little more complex than mens? Like, for men generally physical +/- visual stimulation is enough to get (and keep) them going, whereas the journey from arousal to climax can be a lot more fragile for women. It's not as simple as just being turned on is enough for us to lose all sense of everything else going on, it's that state of arousal can be interrupted fairly easily. I know for myself if a bit of insecurity creeps in or something doesn't feel good or even the mood isn't right, it doesn't put me back to square one but it's certainly enough to dampen my arousal enough to stop something happening that I'm not comfortable with.In shorter terms- if male arousal is a light switch, female sexuality is more akin to a just-lit flame Is it wrong in some way that I can completely understand this? I mean I wouldn't ever turn down a bj (unless I had just came back from a hiking trip of two weeks without showering maybe?) but.. I get it. I'm your "average male" in terms of how our sexuality is commonly viewed but it doesn't mean I can't understand something like this as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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