Johnny Drama Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Bouillabaisse don't look tasty but barely coloured whale with arsehole flavoured grout (I'm sure it's well good and that Soul) gets you aroused? You're broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Why don't you give Matt Sorum the recipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 My weight trainer says EAT, EAT, EAT. It's fucking horrible. PB&Js, double patty hamburgers, milk, pickled beef sticks, protein, protein, protein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Why don't you just go on the kebabs? That will put on the weight. Gazza got dropped from the England team for just such a crime, eating a larger doner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) I've gained weight. I have gained 30 lbs since Vegas. I know I weigh 155 on a good day. Edited July 21, 2015 by arnold layne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 how much of the above, quite frankly i could eat that everyday and not put on weights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 how much of the above, quite frankly i could eat that everyday and not put on weights.I normally can't either but I'm cramming food down like a sad sack of shit. Like 7 meals a day, around 800 calories each average. Self loathing amounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I thought you was a big fat fucker once upon a time, this should be a God send for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) The most I weighed was 180 lbs. I still remember that diet. I'd skip breakfast, at lunch at school I'd have two slices of Domino's pizza, a Capri Sun, Ice cream sandwich and a bag of chips, then I'd come home from school and eat cereal, go to work, eat a sandwich for dinner, then come home after work and eat ice cream with fudge. Seemed easy at the time. Probably would make me sick now. I was a fat ass in high school. Edited July 21, 2015 by arnold layne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Maybe its cuz you're only little so it shows a lot but even that aint a lot of eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Paella..............from Lidl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Just came back from a restaurant where I had a Greek salad. Got to help Greece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Two bowls of high protein cereal, protein shake, chicken wings, cheeseburger, another protein shake, coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I've had ice cream pretty much every day this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 When vacationing in Denmark earlier this summer I made my kids believe that by Danish law every kid there has to eat at least one ice cream every day. Now they love Denmark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 While purposely hiding the fact that Lars Ulrich originates from Denmark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 As if my kids would be the least bit interested in where a random drummer in a random rock band comes from. It's not like he's the voice to a character on Frozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 As if my kids would be the least bit interested in where a random drummer in a random rock band comes from. It's not like he's the voice to a character on Frozen.Of course they would. He is the person who tried to ban free music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) As if my kids would be the least bit interested in where a random drummer in a random rock band comes from. It's not like he's the voice to a character on Frozen. Of course they would. He is the person who tried to ban free music!Yeah it could be a good tactic for when kids are naughty or just playing kids music all day "Quick children quick, turn the music off or the nasty little dwarf who bangs the sticks will come and lock you up forever and ever...... ~whispers~ he hears children laughing and enjoying music from thousands of miles away............AND COMES AND GETS THEM...goodnight" Edited July 23, 2015 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 As if my kids would be the least bit interested in where a random drummer in a random rock band comes from. It's not like he's the voice to a character on Frozen. Of course they would. He is the person who tried to ban free music!Yeah it could be a good tactic for when kids are naughty or just playing kids music all day "Quick children quick, turn the music off or the nasty little dwarf who bangs the sticks will come and lock you up forever and ever...... ~whispers~ he hears children laughing and enjoying music from thousands of miles away............AND COMES AND GETS THEM...goodnight"You will all pay inflated rates for shit metaller music with no groove! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) well excuse me, but Lars Ulrich is not just "some random drummer of some random (shit) metaller band", he is #1 Douchiest drummer of all time according to Village Voice!! you, people, need to teach your children appreciate true artistic sucess Edited July 24, 2015 by netcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Six cheeseburgers from Maccas. Now I'm going to pass out in my sofa while watching a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Half gallon of milk, protein bar, pickled sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Six cheeseburgers from Maccas. Now I'm going to pass out in my sofa while watching a movie.AH WASH MAH SELF WITH A RAG OWNA STICK.Wait a second. Since when do you lot call it Maccas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 six cheeseburgers aint shit really, mcdonalds ones, i was eating 3 double cheeseburgers daily a few months back for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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