Johnny Drama Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Today I'm going to make a chilli. It's my go-to dish when I want to cook something from scratch. I like a spicy, dry chilli.This time, I'm adding Lardon. (Tiny bits of streaky bacon), and I'll use the melted fat from that to fry the onions in.I can't decide whether the bacon should be fried with the onions, fried crispy and sprinkled on top afterwards, or cooked at the same time as the beef. What should I do?Fry with the onions.I took this excellent advice, as we were running low on oil.It was a tremendous chilli. Next time I'm going to sprinkle the crispy bacon on top, to allow the flavours of the beef to come through.Don't do that - pan fry the beef first with garlic, salt and pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) I'm kidding, we don't have this in England.I first saw the commercial on the internet last week when I was streaming Adult Swim from America.I was fascinated when I saw a black bun!..But now it's turning people's poop's green!.. I wonder if the side effect of this burger was intentional? Edited October 7, 2015 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm kidding, we don't have this in England.I first saw the commercial on the internet last week when I was streaming Adult Swim from America.I was fascinated when I saw a black bun!..But now it's turning people's poop's green!.. I wonder if the side effect of this burger was intentional?'Gives you the Halloween shits!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrShankly Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Anyone else sick of eating the same shite every day at work? I try mix it up now n then but i get sick of that n go back to what i had before. It doesn't help that i never prepare anything decent. I only get like 3 hours to myself each night so dread doing anything other than relaxing. Ive been eating these Sun Bites crisps for like 3 years, n one of the guys is like "you must love those things, you always have them at lunch"... I fuckin hate them! Haha not really a fan of other crisps n dunno what to replace it with. I must be the least creative person when it comes to food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Snakes, you can get the black bun in the UK, they have it local to me.I just had Skyr Icelandic yoghurt. The consistency is just wrong, really didn't like it!Very much on a healthy eating kick right now and I'm not struggling that much for once. Loads of fruit, cut out chocolate, reduced my cheese intake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Anyone else sick of eating the same shite every day at work? I try mix it up now n then but i get sick of that n go back to what i had before. It doesn't help that i never prepare anything decent. I only get like 3 hours to myself each night so dread doing anything other than relaxing. Ive been eating these Sun Bites crisps for like 3 years, n one of the guys is like "you must love those things, you always have them at lunch"... I fuckin hate them! Haha not really a fan of other crisps n dunno what to replace it with. I must be the least creative person when it comes to food.Im exactly the same but then i live off takeaways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Three table spoons of tomato pasteThree table spoons of dark soy sauceabout 300ml of chicken stockthree table spoons of sake or Shaoxing rice winetwo table spoons of black rice vinegarone table spoon of brown sugarblack pepperone tea spoon of Sichuan red pepper pasteMix. Saute onions or something or other then add sauce and simmer five-ten minutes. Serve with rice.You can use this sauce with prawns or fish also. It is heaven itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) I'm kidding, we don't have this in England.I first saw the commercial on the internet last week when I was streaming Adult Swim from America.I was fascinated when I saw a black bun!..But now it's turning people's poop's green!.. I wonder if the side effect of this burger was intentional?'Gives you the Halloween shits!' I'd say, I saw it advertised...At no point did it say it'll turn your poop green!Talk about 'Good Morning America'! See a green poop in the bowl and you're all like;"Hello?!"eyes wide open.- I imagine.Apparently the green poop side effect lasts for days, turning your poop bright green for days.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3262266/Burger-King-s-black-Halloween-Whopper-turning-people-s-poop-green.htmlI love America's reaction.Rather than to stop eating it and take this burger off the shelves.. Edited October 7, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's food coloring that does it. Drink a slurpee or eat some Crunchberries. It'll do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 This is Peanut Butter and Jelly Brownie. Jamie Oliver's recipe. I made a lot of friends happy last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Christ Almighty girl, it never ends! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Yummy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 No egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) Yummy!!! Missus still away then? You can tell you've been left to your own devices because you've reverted back to Northern animal in no time. I bet the egg whites and rye bread went in the fuckin bin the second that taxi went round the corner to the airport Fookin pies gravy & chips for a few weeks eh? Edited October 9, 2015 by spunko12345 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Green tea crunchies and expressos. I think coffee is back on the menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Yummy!!! Missus still away then? You can tell you've been left to your own devices because you've reverted back to Northern animal in no time. I bet the egg whites and rye bread went in the fuckin bin the second that taxi went round the corner to the airport Fookin pies gravy & chips for a few weeks eh?It's fuckin' resting on a towel and all, look, you're eating on your bed whilst watching t'telly and boozing, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Yummy!!! Missus still away then? You can tell you've been left to your own devices because you've reverted back to Northern animal in no time. I bet the egg whites and rye bread went in the fuckin bin the second that taxi went round the corner to the airport Fookin pies gravy & chips for a few weeks eh? It's fuckin' resting on a towel and all, look, you're eating on your bed whilst watching t'telly and boozing, aren't you? The towel was actually on the couch. The rest is scarily accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I need my wife to come home!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) 4 cans, call that a fuckin' drink, you get back down that beers wines and spirits aisle and get at least another 4 or we're slinging you out of the Union And pint cans! Edited October 9, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 4 cans, call that a fuckin' drink, you get back down that beers wines and spirits aisle and get at least another 4 or we're slinging you out of the Union And pint cans!Yeah, that's just my supper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Whats a Spice Club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Whats a Spice Club? It's what I wish would happen to Victoria Beckham! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) I didn't know you wore glasses, you fuckin' four eyes Come to that, i still don't, assuming they're yours! Edited October 9, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Too much wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well you gotta do something with the one not holding a spoon i suppose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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