Len Cnut Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 In your defence young fellla-me-lad the fish looks alright as in well prepared but sort of chopped off at the tail and the chips look shite. My next door neighbours a Geordie, old fella, like 60s and hes always telling me like you cant get proper chips cuz they do em in thingie oil these days and not proper animal fat like they used to and theres a world of difference in taste apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Unless it's George's or The Dolphin I'm not eating them. I'm sure real newspaper flavors the chips. Got to get a battered sausage too. And a coke. That traditional. You'll need it to lift you out of that carb coma you slip into. Unless it's George's or The Dolphin I'm not eating them. I'm sure real newspaper flavors the chips. Got to get a battered sausage too. And a coke. That traditional. You'll need it to lift you out of that carb coma you slip into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Battered sausages are quite literally the greatest food ever invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Curry mix and battered sausage. If I was going to be executed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I want to visit the UK so I can have some proper fish and chips someday. I'm from the UK and the best fish and chips I've ever had were in San Francisco.McLeod your sort would praise a gas chamber as long as it said Made in America up the side of it Where the fuck did my chips go, they turned into a bunch of planes!These were the actual fish and chips. Did those chips come with a Donna Summer record cos they're gay as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I want to visit the UK so I can have some proper fish and chips someday. I'm from the UK and the best fish and chips I've ever had were in San Francisco.McLeod your sort would praise a gas chamber as long as it said Made in America up the side of it Where the fuck did my chips go, they turned into a bunch of planes!These were the actual fish and chips. Did those chips come with a Donna Summer record cos they're gay as hell. Whats wrong with Donna Summers you fat Ceylonian poofter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The best Fish and Chips I've ever had were in Alnwick but I also have an excellent shop near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Papa Johns super papas. The garlic sauce is evil. Damn. Just a small wich shows maturity and new out look and healthy positive outlook on life. I still want be buried in casket full of Kfc tho. 50% booze, 50% transfat. Transfatvania of halloween. U had a halloween whopper. Green shits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This weight watchers diet is murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Double cheese burger meal at McDs. Deep fried pork chop, rice and japanese curry, shredded cabbage. 2 Asahi. Got 2 sixers of Snow beer, 2 sprites, 2 pkts of lemon chicken Lays. Spurs Liverpool. Kloppity klop. 3-0 Spurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Made another peanut butter and jelly brownie. The the custard element of it curdled. So I had another go. It's in the oven and it's all five now, but the kitchn's a mess and I absolutely hate to see food going into the bin. Once it was in the oven I actually said "fuck this shit!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This weight watchers diet is murder That don't half look like proper shite. Burger is arseholes and snouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This weight watchers diet is murder That don't half look like proper shite. Burger is arseholes and snouts.Nothing like a conversation with Johnny Drama to accelerate ones digestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Who ate all the pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 It's proper dogshit though man. I mean at least the old fush and chups has that charm of times antediluvian, whereas you got a burger of arse, two deep fried cocks and some fooking servo pie.Who ate all the piesDazey didn't this time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 hahahahahahahShows Lens class innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 *drools* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This weight watchers diet is murder That don't half look like proper shite. Burger is arseholes and snouts.Nothing like a conversation with Johnny Drama to accelerate ones digestion That is the worst meal I've ever seen! It has no balance whatsoever, consisting as it does of three different stodge-meat sections. I ate today mackerel fillets, basic Chow Mein (whipped up quick because I'm watching the Rugby) followed by Vanilla ice cream and coffee.*drools*Uggh, all that artery clogging meat! Yack! There are five different pigs on that plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This weight watchers diet is murder That don't half look like proper shite. Burger is arseholes and snouts. Nothing like a conversation with Johnny Drama to accelerate ones digestion That is the worst meal I've ever seen! It has no balance whatsoever, consisting as it does of three different stodge-meat sections. I ate today mackerel fillets, basic Chow Mein (whipped up quick because I'm watching the Rugby) followed by Vanilla ice cream and coffee.*drools* Uggh, all that artery clogging meat! Yack! There are five different pigs on that plate. It dont half soak up a nights drinking though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Pork.....so huuungrey from just seeing that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Are Pukka Pies remotely edible? I know they are associated with football culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Honestly, you should be evicted from the North and have your northerner pass revoked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 When I was at St James attending that Olympic football match I noticed the food looked and smelt absolutely rank. Miserable greasy burgers reeking of processed cheap meat. Suspect pies with frozen rolled out crust, microwaved up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 its either that or the prawn sandwich brigades menu and you know how footy fans feel about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Aaah, processed meat...that just made me soooooo hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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