Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Nor do I, I just try to keep it vague and full of references is the hope that someone might mistake me for someone with intellect Throw a bit of Van Gogh in there, that always impresses em. Wittgenstein, Nietsczhe and all that, i don't even know who the cunts are, I get confused trying to open a tin of beans sometimes The secret to being a genius is you have to be fucking thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Yeah I don't fucking understand what you're on about either Well everyone knows Wasted is Charlie Sheen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Słash said: Well everyone knows Wasted is Charlie Sheen Ain't it the other way around? Or has that ship sailed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, AslatIE said: The secret to being a genius is you have to be fucking thick Shit, I'm well in then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Shit, I'm well in then! Well weren't all the geniuses in the history books heads without screws? I remember reading some crazy fuckin stories about the so called geniuses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: Well weren't all the geniuses in the history books heads without screws? I remember reading some crazy fuckin stories about the so called geniuses Funnily enough you do find that people with a prodigious talent in one area are often entirely useless in a great deal of others. Like Keith Moon, funny guy and brilliant drummer but almost entirely useless in any other sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Funnily enough you do find that people with a prodigious talent in one area are often entirely useless in a great deal of others. Like Keith Moon, funny guy and brilliant drummer but almost entirely useless in any other sense Well what if you've got no talent in any area at all, does that mean you're a fucking genius in every aspect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Well what if you've got no talent in any area at all, does that mean you're a fucking genius in every aspect? No, then you're just a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: No, then you're just a cunt Fair enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Fair enough Also, your example made zero sense, i was saying people who are geniuses in one regard tend to be useless in others...so how the fuck would being useless in all regards make you a genius across the board? You been smokin' that broccoli again, haven't you young man? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Why is Michael Jackson so fond of Florida? He loves going to Tampa with the kids. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 34 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Also, your example made zero sense, i was saying people who are geniuses in one regard tend to be useless in others...so how the fuck would being useless in all regards make you a genius across the board? You been smokin' that broccoli again, haven't you young man? I seem to remember that my cough medicine has morphine in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post J Dog Posted April 19, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2017 Me and some Mexicans were going to smoke a joint. I asked if anyone had papers. They all ran. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, J Dog said: Me and some Mexicans were going to smoke a joint. I asked if anyone had papers. They all ran. I got some fuckin' awful racial ones but i don't think they're for this forum. Oh alright, go on, since you twisted my arm! What do you call a twix? Two pakis in a sleeping bag What do you call a paki lesbian? Minjeeta What do you call a black man in court? Guilty What was Hitlers favorite sweet? Ju Ju Beans...roasted How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box? Chuck a tin of food in How do you get em out? Run past with a tin opener Why do black people wear baggy trousers? Because they're knee grows What has six legs and a big black cunt? (fuck off McLeod ) The A Team How do you confuse an Irishman? Take him to a round room and tell him to piss in a corner I could go on all day really, in my youth jokes were pretty much exclusively racial 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 12/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, AlexC said: How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. i heard it with cousin but sister is even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 What do you call a police woman who shaves her fanny? Cunt stubble 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: What has six legs and a big black cunt? (fuck off McLeod ) The A Team 8 legs you thick cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, AslatIE said: 8 legs you thick cunt! Here we go again .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Dazey said: Here we go again .... A tribute to you my friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 43 minutes ago, AslatIE said: A tribute to you my friend I'll have you both killed! It's 6!!! 6 curse your souls, six!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'll have you both killed! It's 6!!! 6 curse your souls, six!! That counts as a death threat, right? I'm callin' my lawyah Ahmedabad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I asked a Chinese girl for her number once, then she turned to me and said ''Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!''. I was shocked, but my friend told me ''Relax, she means 666-3629''. What did God say when he made the first black man? ''Oh crap, I burnt one'' What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp. What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They make black people run fast. Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take a bubble bath in the evening. Why did Mr. Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence. Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green card. What do you call white people running down a hill? An avalanche. What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A mudslide. What do you call black people running down a hill? A jail break. I'm going to hell 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 In the old days the Arabic muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. The British refined the idea many years later by taking it out of the goat first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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