Gracii Guns Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 In honour of @SoulMonster achieving his first European patent (see General Chat). Good people of MYGNRFORUM.COM, if you were as clever as Soulie, what would you invent? Be as practical or as silly as you wish. I would invent some sort of Ikea/Portakabin style extension to your home, which you could add on to your house (obviously on your own land) without needing all the red tape for it to be approved, for when you need that bit of extra space, but it's not really worth moving house for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Original_RK Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 On the silly side; a time machine that only responds to my voice. On the practical(or practically silly) side, a translation machine that could tell you what babies and/or pets are saying when they speak, bark, or meow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I'd use the time machine to go back in time and invent the time machine kidding. IDK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Original_RK Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: I'd use the time machine to go back in time and invent the time machine kidding. IDK. You can't; it only responds to my voice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) Then I don't know, I'd event a wormhole that bends space; rather than something that just copies and eliminates the original, my teleportation device'll transport matter, not just send its data to remake that matter... Then I'd use it to really fuck up with the size of the world. Think how small the world could be if I could just step into Japan, have a fart, come back to England, get bored, go to NYC, buy lunch to go, and step back into England, back to NYC, you know, when my sandwich is done, grab it, step back into England, sit down, and finish my post on mygnrforum, and - Just to be a cocky little shit; I'd make it active to my voice only and make it hack proof and everything... Edited June 15, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 My friend's 10 years old daughter once said she needs to invent this pill that you can take it and the next second you're 26 years old and immortal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 So far I've seen H.G Wells get ripped off with time travel, who ever wrote that episode of the Simpsons when Danny Devito came back to play Homer Simpson's brother with the baby translating machine or Bill & Ted maybe with that talking to animals thing, IDK, I think that only happened when their rock music aligned the planets or something... and me with my whole wormwhole cr*p basically running around Earth like Rick & Morty... 1 minute ago, netcat said: My friend's 10 years old daughter once said she needs to invent this pill that you can take it and the next second you're 26 years old and immortal That would be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) An undetectable counterfeit money forging machine. Edited June 15, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 A lobster with 2 tails and 4 claws. Double the meat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: An undetectable counterfeit money forging machine. What do they put in our Nurishment? eh? Or maybe it speaks volumes for London as a region, what with PappyTron Stateside too across the Pond picking on boys' bum holes... We're a bad minded bunch..; I wanna rip off time machines I see, you want the 100% genuine imitation Bank of Lenny, and PappyTron's probably at a patent office somewhere registering his invention to track my anus via satellite. Edited June 15, 2016 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Original_RK Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, ZoSoRose said: A lobster with 2 tails and 4 claws. Double the meat Just the single, multi-limbed lobster? Way to dream big, dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 hour ago, The_Original_RK said: On the silly side; a time machine that only responds to my voice. On the practical(or practically silly) side, a translation machine that could tell you what babies and/or pets are saying when they speak, bark, or meow. Why would you want that? Less people you gotta listen to in this life the better if you ask me, i dont wanna hear Daisy the cow begging for mercy before shes made into my steak, fuck her (not literally, that would be grim :lol:) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Well around 15 years ago I had thought of an idea which basically became the smart watch I had thought that it would be so cool to have a watch in which you can surf the internet, make phone calls, look at photos, listen to music and make video calls. Now most of it has become a reality apart from doing facetime or Skype from a Smart Watch, but im sure within a year or 2 that will happen. Another thing which I had thought about 10 years ago was Wireless sex, the thing is in the works now by some company, you cant have children from that, but its like the guy will have to put his penis inside it and the girl will have it down there and both of them will get the pleasure, its basically for couples who are in a long distance relationship, my thing could even make the girl pregnant. So these were my ideas and now its being made by other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Original_RK Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Why would you want that? Less people you gotta listen to in this life the better if you ask me, i dont wanna hear Daisy the cow begging for mercy before shes made into my steak, fuck her (not literally, that would be grim :lol:) I think I would enjoy conversing with animals much more than I do with humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I've always thought there's a market for the forward indicator. Your at a roundabout and you don't want to take a left or go round for the right exit, you just want to go straight on but no one knows what your going to do. Stick a forward indicator at the end of the bonnet in the middle and one in the middle of your rear bumper and everyone's safer and less irritated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 And we don't get the 6 weekly near death experience posts from Chris1989 where someone nearly twatted him off his bike again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 A kid silencer. Or simply an on-off switch to put on kids to shut them up. I think I'd be a billionaire within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiara Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I'd still love a teleportation device. None of that sitting on planes for hours on end. If I were super intelligent, and had loads of money, and could bend the limits of what is possible, I would invent cubicles in which people could get their looks altered without surgery. It would have a machine which would scan your body, and you could indicate what you want changing, and it would achieve this by interacting with your body on a molecular level or something. It would be even better if the machine could also scan your body for any health problems, and fix them. Whilst thinking about things like that, though, I automatically think about any problems/complications. Like, I wouldn't want it to be a rich-person-only thing. And there would no doubt have to be limitations because someone, somewhere, will probably want a 2 ft penis. And it would make it all too easy for criminals to hop in there and become unrecognisable. Think of all the advantages, though! Everyone would be able to look the way they have always wanted to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 8 hours ago, john lennon said: A kid silencer. Or simply an on-off switch to put on kids to shut them up. Michael Jackson did a pretty good job of that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 A phone that charges through wifi or generates battery from the touch screen. Self charging phone. Also Coca-Cola Wine. It's half coke, half red wine in a can. Coca-Winola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Len B'stard said: Michael Jackson did a pretty good job of that Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, john lennon said: Fair enough. And as we all know there was much that was fair about Michael Jackson...except the blotches on his scrotum that Jordi Chandler identified (sorry, that was grim! ) Edited June 17, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 infinite food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Len B'stard said: And as we all know there was much that was fair about Michael Jackson...except the blotches on his scrotum that Jordi Chandler identified (sorry, that was grim! ) You're killing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) A thing to force mankind into being more like me, to punish the stupid people and to reward those like minded. It's time for us 'the Snake Pits' of the world to stop being back seated to; idiots. If you nag about pot porn or whatever; Zap! If you're impressed by '1 line' rather than an essay; Zap!/Justice, to make you think twice before choosing idiocy over the essay. In short, it'll be to put dumb fuckers down and to reward those who go that extra mile. If someone doesn't want to get zapped, it'll teach them to be more like me, or Zap them. It''ll be their choice. If the thing Zaps me, I'd probably be slacking so; would therefore deserve a zap. Edited June 17, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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