DieselDaisy Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 There are actually a lot of prosperous parts of Newcastle; Jesmond Dean and Gosforth for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 7 hours ago, lukepowell1988 said: But if Arsenal loose we all get to see Claude loose his shit and who doesn't want to see that ? I do NOT want to see that on camera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 See your women are better than your men Len you sexist pig, Few ladies of interest to Snakepit by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Is there Americans on that team or league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I avoided finding out the football scores yesterday all day, no guardian online reading, no talksport on all day so that I could watch Match Of The Day and see it unfold. I stayed up turned it over and it's the Euro vision bastard song contest on as everyone is playing today why didn't any of you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, spunko12345 said: I avoided finding out the football scores yesterday all day, no guardian online reading, no talksport on all day so that I could watch Match Of The Day and see it unfold. I stayed up turned it over and it's the Euro vision bastard song contest on as everyone is playing today why didn't any of you tell me. A similar thing happened to me and its actually your fault cuz you were sayin on Friday 'at least on Saturday MOTDs on!', remember thinking at the time 'yeah, footys on tommorow!'. Then i was arranging for a builder to come round to a flat to give one of the bedrooms a re-dec Saturday morning and i was like best leave it today, footballs on and the roads'll be chocka...i check 365 after 3pm at work and i dont see no fixtures in play, then i realised it was today. Builder called me up too going 'if you didnt wanna gimme the job you coulda said!', so you done and honest man out of a job and landed me in his bad books too . I thought about saying a mad Welsh looney tune from round Lee Selbys way who gets wankered and listens to Pavarotti on Friday nights told me MOTD'd be on, its his fault but it seemed slightly beyond the bounds of reason Edited May 15, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 ITS HAPPENED AGAIN, ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!!! TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!! 5-1 against a relegated team with 10 men, you fucking wankers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHITTT, TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT!! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA! Oh its great to be alive, isnt it a wonderful wonderful life really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 5-1 against 10 men, how fuckin shit are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 20 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: See your women are better than your men Len you sexist pig, Few ladies of interest to Snakepit by the way. Lesbians you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Len B'stard said: A similar thing happened to me and its actually your fault cuz you were sayin on Friday 'at least on Saturday MOTDs on!', remember thinking at the time 'yeah, footys on tommorow!'. Then i was arranging for a builder to come round to a flat to give one of the bedrooms a re-dec Saturday morning and i was like best leave it today, footballs on and the roads'll be chocka...i check 365 after 3pm at work and i dont see no fixtures in play, then i realised it was today. Builder called me up too going 'if you didnt wanna gimme the job you coulda said!', so you done and honest man out of a job and landed me in his bad books too . I thought about saying a mad Welsh looney tune from round Lee Selbys way who gets wankered and listens to Pavarotti on Friday nights told me MOTD'd be on, its his fault but it seemed slightly beyond the bounds of reason Speaking of Selby his brother won the British title last night. So as I watched some boxing instead when i discovered there was no match of the day. 14 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHITTT, TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT!! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA! Oh its great to be alive, isnt it a wonderful wonderful life really? Just watching Final Score now...Oooh hasn't Olivier Giroud got lovely hair. I want to give it a little rustle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Honestly thought Tottenham had this, i never learn . Yeah, Andrew fought didnt he? Seems a good lad. Edited May 15, 2016 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Turns out the bomb at Old Trafford was a training device they used to test security/sniffer dogs etc that was accidentally left during a training exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: Turns out the bomb at Old Trafford was a training device they used to test security/sniffer dogs etc that was accidentally left during a training exercise. The last time Giggs was forced to leave a building that quickly was when his brother came home 2 hours early. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 9 hours ago, spunko12345 said: Lesbians you mean? It is unbelievable the bigotry here. I feel like burning my bra - if I had a bra. I mean Len has won a trophy - his club have won actual silverware - yet he does not give a toss because they have vaginas and he cares more about a bunch of Spanish and French homosexual males failing to win trophies for The Arsenal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Just glad it werent no terrorist shit, God, how awful would that be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Provisional England squad announced by old Owl face: Goalies: Hart, Forster, Heaton Defence: Bertrand Cahill Clyne Rose Smalling Stones Walker Midfield: Alli Barkley Delph Dier Drinkwater henderson Llalana Milner Sterling Townshend and Super Jack. Up front: Kane, granny shagger, sturridge vardy rashford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 What a shambles! But I think England will win Euros. This squad has a lot of unknown quality and we'll win it before anyone knows. Also Rooney, Sturridge and Sterling have been resting all season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Yes Wasted, thats the spirit son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 There's an 8 in 16. Double 8. GNR, Leicester...England. Re-mortgage your house, or sell those Star Wars figures or rob a bank it's time to long on Vardy and England. Las Vegas, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I don't think any of us will see England win a major tournament in our lifetime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Original_RK Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 All United have to do is win 19-0 tomorrow and 4th place is ours!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, moreblack said: I don't think any of us will see England win a major tournament in our lifetime. You can be a right fuckin downer sometimes . Can you not allow me my little semi-on for 5 mins, you know reality and fact are gonna come crashing down on me in about 6 weeks time anyway, can i not have my little moment of optimism? Edited May 16, 2016 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Looks like Liverpool have signed Loris Karius. Hopefully that won't break Mignolet's fragile mind for the final! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I would rather insert aubergines up my rectum than watch the England team try and play football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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