Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) I assume you have demolished the pie crust. It is too runny to be a pie. It needs a carb, traditionally mashed potato, to accompany it. Currently, it looks like a meal that is confused about its own sexuality: ''am I a soup or a pie?''.I actually drowned it in gravy, hence the runnyness. Edited December 6, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I thought it was a bloody curry with no rice. Knife on the left, fork on the right.Aha! That's just how I eat. Wanna make something of it eh? Yes. Makes no sense. How does one sever one's food using a left paw? A conundrum if there ever was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I thought it was a bloody curry with no rice. Knife on the left, fork on the right.Aha! That's just how I eat. Wanna make something of it eh? Yes. Makes no sense. How does one sever one's food using a left paw? A conundrum if there ever was one. I'm cack handed alright??? Well I'm actually half and half. I do some things left handed and some things right handed. Somewhere in amongst all that madness my eating got fucked up yeah???? *cries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Probably wanks with both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 How can you have never had such a common meat like lamb?I don't think it's as common in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I thought it was a bloody curry with no rice. Knife on the left, fork on the right.Aha! That's just how I eat. Wanna make something of it eh? Yes. Makes no sense. How does one sever one's food using a left paw? A conundrum if there ever was one. I'm cack handed alright??? Well I'm actually half and half. I do some things left handed and some things right handed. Somewhere in amongst all that madness my eating got fucked up yeah????*cries*I'm left handed. Y'know what that means don't ya? According to Catholicism and Islam me and you eat with the devils hand, oooooh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I assume you have demolished the pie crust. It is too runny to be a pie. It needs a carb, traditionally mashed potato, to accompany it. Currently, it looks like a meal that is confused about its own sexuality: ''am I a soup or a pie?''.I actually drowned it in gravy, hence the runnyness. Drowned - the pie needs a lifebelt? What were you going to do with all of that gravy since I do not see a spoon nearby, nor any bread to soak it up.How can you have never had such a common meat like lamb?I don't think it's as common in the US.More proof that Americans are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 DieselDaisy my kindred spirit in food since Red never posts here anymore. What would I do without him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 People like me when my right wing politics do not surface. If I was a lefty I would probably be the most popular poster here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) People like me when my right wing politics do not surface. If I was a lefty I would probably be the most popular poster here.I like you because of your right wing politics and sense of pisstaking. Edited December 6, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 As long as you're centre right, not retard right like the Republicans or our lot down Under, we like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Drowned - the pie needs a lifebelt? What were you going to do with all of that gravy since I do not see a spoon nearby, nor any bread to soak it up.I poured it into a cup and drank it. The missus hates it when I do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Drowned - the pie needs a lifebelt? What were you going to do with all of that gravy since I do not see a spoon nearby, nor any bread to soak it up.I poured it into a cup and drank it. The missus hates it when I do that. Ladies and Gentleman, i give you....a Northerner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 For fucks sake what sorta fat cunt drinks gravy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 For fucks sake what sorta fat cunt drinks gravy? There was a full can of Guinness in that gravy I'll have you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I suppose there are sober children in Africa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Drowned - the pie needs a lifebelt? What were you going to do with all of that gravy since I do not see a spoon nearby, nor any bread to soak it up.I poured it into a cup and drank it. The missus hates it when I do that. There is nothing really to say about that, is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 First proper dinner for Mom and Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Drowned - the pie needs a lifebelt? What were you going to do with all of that gravy since I do not see a spoon nearby, nor any bread to soak it up.I poured it into a cup and drank it. The missus hates it when I do that. Ladies and Gentleman, i give you....a Northerner My step-dad used to just lift up the plate to his face and pour...then lick the rest directly off the plate, the dirty bastard. Dazey, I reckon he'd have you down as some sort of aristocracy. Edited December 6, 2014 by tomfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I might be guilty of the ol' plate licking myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 yes you are you fucking animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 First proper dinner for Mom and Dad.I thought you hated sushi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 First proper dinner for Mom and Dad. I thought you hated sushi?I had the steak sukiyaki at the bottom. The missus had the sushi platter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Alright - so it is not Japanese food you are averse to per se, just sushi (and presumably, sashimi)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Alright - so it is not Japanese food you are averse to per se, just sushi (and presumably, sashimi)? Pretty much yeah. My dinner was delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.