ZoSoRose Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 What the fuck is that, Dazey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 2 battered sausages and a fucking pie haha are you sure your not northern.I think deep down I've always wanted to be a northerner? It's probably why i rag McLeod about it so much, covers up the fact that I really just wannabe a northerner really badly. They're a society of work-shy thieves y'see so, y'know, wa-hey I need to buy a bigger plate. See that little yellow cone there? Thats what he uses to administer the arse relaxant pills to the unconcious bodies of his male victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 What the fuck is that, Dazey?Baked Beans on toast and a lovely big mug of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 You make shit tea McLeod, too much milk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fuck off Marigold! What do your lot know about tea eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fuck all man, comes from Chiswick originally, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The fuck is wrong with British people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The fuck's wrong with seppos?2 battered sausages and a fucking pie haha are you sure your not northern.I think deep down I've always wanted to be a northerner? It's probably why i rag McLeod about it so much, covers up the fact that I really just wannabe a northerner really badly. They're a society of work-shy thieves y'see so, y'know, wa-hey I need to buy a bigger plate. See that little yellow cone there? Thats what he uses to administer the arse relaxant pills to the unconcious bodies of his male victims.No one wants the path of least resistance when it comes to bumming strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls Dazeys from the North, in his lifetime he's seen outdoor toilets and houses with little tin baths that you have to boil kettles of water for and scrub themselves with Dettol and a brush, this is like high living for him, beans on toast Lino floors, shared phone lines, his first birthday cake was actually a potato with a candle in it. He got a hop pickin' holiday as a present 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 his first birthday cake was actually a potato with a candle in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The fuck is wrong with British people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls It's actually a very normal meal here, I have it probably 2 or 3 times a week. I've got a theory you can make anything a meal if you just add "on toast" to it. Years ago we had no food in except frozen so ended up having roast potatoes on toast. Squirt of red sauce and it's not too bad.Edit. Except Dazey has fucked his beans right up by not cooking them long enough. I'm seeing too much bean juice in that photo. you need to leave them in the pan ages so they go nice on stodgy. But as Len says he is northern and they are a little bit unrefined up there so your guess is as good as mine. Frankly the fact a northerner managed to work the tin opener in the first place deserves credit. Edited January 18, 2015 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls It's actually a very normal meal here, I have it probably 2 or 3 times a week. I've got a theory you can make anything a meal if you just add "on toast" to it. Years ago we had no food in except frozen so ended up having roast potatoes on toast. Squirt of red sauce and it's not too bad.Edit. Except Dazey has fucked his beans right up by not cooking them long enough. I'm seeing too much bean juice in that photo. you need to leave them in the pan ages so they go nice on stodgy. But as Len says he is northern and they are a little bit unrefined up there so your guess is as good as mine. Frankly the fact a northerner managed to work the tin opener in the first place deserves credit.We're unrefined???? This coming from a citizen of a nation with a language so bereft of vowels that you get literally drowned in spit after a 20 second conversation with any of 'em? And I'm unrefined????? Cardiff Leisure Centre literally consists of two elderly sheep tied to a fuckin' lamppost and I'M unrefined????? Edited January 18, 2015 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls It's actually a very normal meal here, I have it probably 2 or 3 times a week. I've got a theory you can make anything a meal if you just add "on toast" to it. Years ago we had no food in except frozen so ended up having roast potatoes on toast. Squirt of red sauce and it's not too bad.Edit. Except Dazey has fucked his beans right up by not cooking them long enough. I'm seeing too much bean juice in that photo. you need to leave them in the pan ages so they go nice on stodgy. But as Len says he is northern and they are a little bit unrefined up there so your guess is as good as mine. Frankly the fact a northerner managed to work the tin opener in the first place deserves credit.We're unrefined???? This coming from a citizen of a nation with a language so bereft of vowels that you get literally drowned in spit after a 20 second conversation with any of 'em? And I'm unrefined????? Cardiff Leisure Centre literally consists of two elderly sheep tied to a fuckin' lamppost and I'M unrefined????? It's actually very cultured here. Just last weekend me and my missus dined at a beautiful quaint little pizza express just off the main boulevard next to piss alley. Well I did but I took some back and chucked it over the fence into her field. Edited January 18, 2015 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I thought they eat baked beans in Boston? ''Boston Baked Beans'' - it is a dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls It's actually a very normal meal here, I have it probably 2 or 3 times a week. I've got a theory you can make anything a meal if you just add "on toast" to it. Years ago we had no food in except frozen so ended up having roast potatoes on toast. Squirt of red sauce and it's not too bad.Edit. Except Dazey has fucked his beans right up by not cooking them long enough. I'm seeing too much bean juice in that photo. you need to leave them in the pan ages so they go nice on stodgy. But as Len says he is northern and they are a little bit unrefined up there so your guess is as good as mine. Frankly the fact a northerner managed to work the tin opener in the first place deserves credit.We're unrefined???? This coming from a citizen of a nation with a language so bereft of vowels that you get literally drowned in spit after a 20 second conversation with any of 'em? And I'm unrefined????? Cardiff Leisure Centre literally consists of two elderly sheep tied to a fuckin' lamppost and I'M unrefined????? It's actually very cultured here. Just last weekend me and my missus dined at a beautiful quaint little pizza express just off the main boulevard next to piss alley. Well I did but I took some back and chucked it over the fence into her field.I'm sure its common, doesn't mean it ain't fucked I had a proper coney island today. Much like this, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I feel so bad for you Brits... baked beans on toast? Bless your poor souls It's actually a very normal meal here, I have it probably 2 or 3 times a week. I've got a theory you can make anything a meal if you just add "on toast" to it. Years ago we had no food in except frozen so ended up having roast potatoes on toast. Squirt of red sauce and it's not too bad.Edit. Except Dazey has fucked his beans right up by not cooking them long enough. I'm seeing too much bean juice in that photo. you need to leave them in the pan ages so they go nice on stodgy. But as Len says he is northern and they are a little bit unrefined up there so your guess is as good as mine. Frankly the fact a northerner managed to work the tin opener in the first place deserves credit.We're unrefined???? This coming from a citizen of a nation with a language so bereft of vowels that you get literally drowned in spit after a 20 second conversation with any of 'em? And I'm unrefined????? Cardiff Leisure Centre literally consists of two elderly sheep tied to a fuckin' lamppost and I'M unrefined????? It's actually very cultured here. Just last weekend me and my missus dined at a beautiful quaint little pizza express just off the main boulevard next to piss alley. Well I did but I took some back and chucked it over the fence into her field. I'm sure its common, doesn't mean it ain't fucked I had a proper coney island today. Much like this,Raw onions can suck my balls! BORK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Just had a "Jersey Shore special" from Jersey Mike's. It was very delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Veggie stir-fry...BrocoliCucumberMushroomBaby CarrotsGarlicFried in Crisp 'N' Dry Vegetable Oil Edited January 18, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I eat borderline too much pizza. Though I don't care. I make almost everything myself, I don't think it's all that bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Had a buffalo chicken salad for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I eat borderline too much pizza. Though I don't care. I make almost everything myself, I don't think it's all that bad.Home made pizza isn't too bad for you, depending on what toppings you throw on.Eating pizza myself now, with beer. Best combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Fried chicken and beer FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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