AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 so i went out yesterday and got a new dryer and was like yikes they sure are expensive. i told myself i was DONE Christmas shopping. but then i remembered stocking stuffers and i know this is bad but i always get my nephews candy for theirs. i went to the grocery store cos they always have tons of candy they like. first thing i looked for gone..i asked and they said oh we no longer carry this ( it's a very popular candy too! ) this happened THREE more times. so i left. going back out today and thinking i might never go back to that store again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 20 hours ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: @BlueJean Baby hope everything's ok. i had the same thing happen a couple of day ago w/my nephew...he posted "i'm a nervous wreck" on FB and i messaged him, tried calling him but nothing. luckily it turned out fine...hope yours does too Finally got a text. He is ok and got his gifts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 yeah my nephew's little girl had to have her first dental procedure...he was more traumatized than she was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Booze and chocolate. A couple thc cookies as well. Christmas is best kept simple 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Does anyone here get anything for the garbage collecters? I usually leave out a box of chocolates for them, but I don't see any other households doing the same; maybe the guys think I'm a weirdo for doing this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Gordon Comstock said: Booze and chocolate. A couple thc cookies as well. Christmas is best kept simple ohhhh yes please may i have some thc cookies??? i'll be your best friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 I usually leave 'em furniture. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: ohhhh yes please may i have some thc cookies??? i'll be your best friend Gingerbread or white chocolate macadamia? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 14 minutes ago, Georgy Zhukov said: I usually leave 'em furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 2016-12-17 at 5:31 PM, AxlsFavoriteRose said: apple cider spiked with rum and butterscotch schnapps Whaaaaaat?? I use spiced rum, never thought of butterscotch schnapps, am definitely trying that this year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted December 19, 2016 Author Share Posted December 19, 2016 On 2016-12-18 at 1:16 AM, Len Cnut said: Be creative, for 80 quid you can get em a ride in a helicopter or something. Or a speedboat down the Thames, i did that for my niece and she loved it. Kids like mental shit...a bill which i fit admirably Yeah but there's quite a bit to the Thames from here, ya know? Fuck, I live in Sweden. Went to London earlier this year tho? It was nice. I was drunk 24 hours a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I dunno if im getting old or cynical or i just dont watch enough telly anymore but it feels distinctly unchristmassy this year, with a week to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I gave my fat, spoiled child relatives their presents on the weekend (as they will be away over Christmas) and they got so much shit from everybody they just tossed the stuff I bought them aside and haven't opened it. Actually, I lie, the 2 year old opened his and played with it for a bit. The other one still has shit I bought her for her birthday (two months ago) unopened. Fucking brat kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 18 minutes ago, DR DOOM said: I gave my fat, spoiled child relatives their presents on the weekend (as they will be away over Christmas) and they got so much shit from everybody they just tossed the stuff I bought them aside and haven't opened it. Actually, I lie, the 2 year old opened his and played with it for a bit. The other one still has shit I bought her for her birthday (two months ago) unopened. Fucking brat kids. My nephew is 9 and he's the worlds biggest brat. He got a good amount of gifts but as soon as opened the last one he says "I can't believe there aren't more gifts for me!". He was totally serious and I was so livid. I wanted to walk over, pick up our gift and say "NOW YOU HAVE EVEN FEWER GIFTS". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 12 hours ago, DR DOOM said: I gave my fat, spoiled child relatives their presents on the weekend (as they will be away over Christmas) and they got so much shit from everybody they just tossed the stuff I bought them aside and haven't opened it. Actually, I lie, the 2 year old opened his and played with it for a bit. The other one still has shit I bought her for her birthday (two months ago) unopened. Fucking brat kids. LOL. Probably because they knew it was another box of Lego! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I dunno if im getting old or cynical or i just dont watch enough telly anymore but it feels distinctly unchristmassy this year, with a week to go. Do you have a "Women's Network" (actually it's just called W now ha!) channel or equivalent? They've been playing those cheesy Christmas movies nonstop, it's awesome! Plus I always find driving around at night looking at people's lights while listening to Christmas music gets me a little sentimental.. I guess what I'm saying is, you gotta immerse yourself! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 On 12/18/2016 at 3:41 PM, Gordon Comstock said: Gingerbread or white chocolate macadamia? white chocolate macadamia please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Whiskey Rose said: I always find driving around at night looking at people's lights I'm a 6'4 gentleman of muslim appearance, do you want me to get arrested? No what i meant was it jus doesnt look that Christmassy out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 21 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I dunno if im getting old or cynical or i just dont watch enough telly anymore but it feels distinctly unchristmassy this year, with a week to go. Honestly, judging by your posts, I think you were born cynical. But that's a good thing. Are you watching the right shows? Bad Santa and Die Hard. At least that's what Bran said and it worked for me, but I'm a jew. I still like how festive it is. The tree thing inside the house is kinda weird for an outsider like me. Don't you get insects and spiders like all the time? but it looks nice. Brutally merry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, Rovim said: Honestly, judging by your posts, I think you were born cynical. But that's a good thing. Are you watching the right shows? Bad Santa and Die Hard. At least that's what Bran said and it worked for me, but I'm a jew. I still like how festive it is. The tree thing inside the house is kinda weird for an outsider like me. Don't you get insects and spiders like all the time? but it looks nice. Brutally merry. Its usually me on here trying to gee up the resident cynics about the merits of a Gary Crimble but I just mean like out and about, the surroundings etc, it dont look Christmassy out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Its usually me on here trying to gee up the resident cynics about the merits of a Gary Crimble but I just mean like out and about, the surroundings etc, it dont look Christmassy out. Are you smoking enough weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, Rovim said: Are you smoking enough weed? Oh plenty, trust me, I'm burnin' so much fuckin' herb it could peace to the middle east. Think about it Hymie, me and you could go skipping hand in hand down the Gaza strip with our rainbow scarfs on 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Oh plenty, trust me, I'm burnin' so much fuckin' herb Merry Christmas. Edited December 20, 2016 by Rovim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Its usually me on here trying to gee up the resident cynics about the merits of a Gary Crimble but I just mean like out and about, the surroundings etc, it dont look Christmassy out. Yes, I remember you were always so fond of Christmas I hope you still find the Christmas spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 2016-12-19 at 1:22 PM, RussTCB said: My nephew is 9 and he's the worlds biggest brat. He got a good amount of gifts but as soon as opened the last one he says "I can't believe there aren't more gifts for me!". He was totally serious and I was so livid. I wanted to walk over, pick up our gift and say "NOW YOU HAVE EVEN FEWER GIFTS". Oh god, that's my sister. She's like ten I believe? The other year on christmas she thought she was getting too few and too boring gifts, right? So she sat down and cried about it. Know what the funny thing is tho? The reason she didn't get a shit ton of gifts was because she got a new iphone, which she'd been asking for. Probably gonna be the same thing all over again this year. And I mean, the spoiled little thing is getting a new laptop, a leather jacket, some other clothes, some video game stuff, jewelry, gift cards, money - anything a ten y/o girl might want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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