SoulMonster Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: In my defence the man was a cunt, proper giving me stick and like, he's a grown man and I'm 14/15, I can't kick off with this cunt so I thought...well, y'know, if you can't beat em, beat off in their coffee. It was something else though man, I actually saw a little floatey globule get slurped up through his lips So he was turning away from his coffee and you just immediately cummed in it? Like whipped out your cock and got at it? I mean, how did you go about it? Stole his coffee into a bathroom and came out again 10 minutes later, handing it back to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, AtariLegend said: Honestly think budget Trump might be the least worst option. He's such a buffon, he'd probably end withdrawing article 50 by mistake. As for the others; Mogg's someone so stuck in the past that he'd probably bring back chimney sweepers as a kids job. Mcvey is pure evil. Raab is the kind of person who's looks like he'll throw up anytime he sees someone who's working class. A cunt. Javid is a neo con. Jermery Hunt is a cunt who was in charge of the NHS for most of this decade. Leadsoms is a looney if you remember her before she got leadership of the house. Liam Fox is probably too busy with rent boys. David Davis is a buffon and the one who helped negotiate the deal he's complaining about. Damian Green is the one who spent 10 hours plus a day on his parliamentary computer watching porn. Rudds in a marginal seat and likely to lose it. Apart from that she's the one that goes on tv and defends the Saudi's killing kids, nevermind helping cover for May and wind rush. A better usage of one's time than attending one of Theresa May's meetings in fairness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: So he was turning away from his coffee and you just immediately cummed in it? Like whipped out your cock and got at it? I mean, how did you go about it? Stole his coffee into a bathroom and came out again 10 minutes later, handing it back to him? The reason why I ask is that I have sort of a professional interest in how to sneak something into someone's coffee. Hahahah. Oh my. I worked with a bastard once too, you see, and we (me and another young fellow) decided to spike his coffee with farm laxative (the stuff used on cows). That was simpler than your idea, though, because you could just pour some of it into his coffee while he was being distracted. We didn't have to produce the stuff on the spot, so to say. Besides, it never occurred to us to use spunk instead. Never. I assume it was too vile for us, in addition to the inherent logistic challenges. That being said, cow laxative probably does worse for your digestion and overall health than a little bit of protein and slime that is nutritious. Aaaanyway. Turned out that my complicit refused to bring the required laxative from his farm, so the plan went bottoms up before it got started...and I just spontaneously filled the bastard's hard helmed with industrial grade soap (this was at a mechanics) instead, just for the hell of it and to try to gain a half-victory out of the day. Of course, I forgot the fucker had hypersensitive skin and only used this special soap, and now he got the strong type all over his head and shoulders. I got in a bit trouble with the boss because of that and don't think I worked there ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 47 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: So he was turning away from his coffee and you just immediately cummed in it? Like whipped out your cock and got at it? I mean, how did you go about it? Stole his coffee into a bathroom and came out again 10 minutes later, handing it back to him? I had to go and get the coffee so i went, got it, came back, set the cups down in the foyer, took a copy of The Sun for some material, nipped in the bog, racked one out, picked up the coffees from the foyer and served it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I think we'll get fox-hunting and the empire back if, But then there is this lot, See what I meant by Gove (bottom left) having a face like a scrotum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: That Javid fella want's legal weed don't he ?? Vote Javid Problem with us tokers is we're notoriously under-motivated, our voter turn up is probably quite low 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Thank the lord for postal votes Again, involves getting up, doesn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Waste of saliva. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just one thing, fuck Tory voters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: Just one thing, fuck Tory voters! Even the ones who voted for Europhiles as big as Ken Clarke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I think we'll get fox-hunting and the empire back if, I would love to see all Fox Hunters burned at the stake. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Dazey said: I would love to see all Fox Hunters burned at the stake. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Why? Dunno really. I mean what's not to like about a bunch of chinless wonders torturing a defenseless animal for shits and giggles? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: Dunno really. I mean what's not to like about a bunch of chinless wonders torturing a defenseless animal for shits and giggles? When did you become a fuckin’ animal rights advocate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: When did you become a fuckin’ animal rights advocate? I'm wondering that myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 The disregard for foxes is pretty across the board amongst farmers and such like cuz they’re considered pests, they sneak in kill all their chickens so no one in agriculture really cares about em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: The disregard for foxes is pretty across the board amongst farmers and such like cuz they’re considered pests, they sneak in kill all their chickens so no one in agriculture really cares about em. I remember my uncle saying to me, nobody would oppose fox hunting if you saw what a fox does when it gets inside a chicken coop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Yeah? Mine used to go ‘just close your eyes and think warm thoughts, I’ll be done in a bit’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Yeah? Mine used to go ‘just close your eyes and think warm thoughts, I’ll be done in a bit’ ...lift up your Shalwar Kameez? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: ...lift up your Shalwar Kameez? Designed for easy access ain't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: The disregard for foxes is pretty across the board amongst farmers and such like cuz they’re considered pests, they sneak in kill all their chickens so no one in agriculture really cares about em. just shoot them, no need for hounds ripping them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 50 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: The disregard for foxes is pretty across the board amongst farmers and such like cuz they’re considered pests, they sneak in kill all their chickens so no one in agriculture really cares about em. So what's wrong with a shotgun? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, janrichmond said: just shoot them, no need for hounds ripping them up. Well they're called Foxhounds for a reason presh, you sure you want that on your conscience, farmers and toffs running around chasing foxes with double barrel shotguns while a bunch of foxhounds are lining up for Job Seekers? Anyway, what the fuck difference does it make, the cunts gonna die either way, humane slaughter is a misnomer, an oxymoron, the humane thing would be to not kill em at all but once you're minds made up that they're for the chop arguing over the manner in which you do them over is kinda silly. And this is what bothers me about this stance, the fact that it's not really about the little sweetheart foxes, its about us and how we feel about it cuz it don't matter fuck all to the fox where he's going. Edited December 12, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dazey said: So what's wrong with a shotgun? Y'know there's a fair chance that the fox is going to feel a shitload of pain with a shotgun too right? I mean they don't stop and wait for ya do they, you've gotta catch em with your WW Greener jobbie whilst trying to aim straight...and in the case of fox hunters probably whilst you're half cut on Napoleon brandy or whatever it is posh cunts drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 but i like foxes 😢 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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