Dazey Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 39 minutes ago, downzy said: I read the British government expects GDP to be lowered by 3.9 percent if the deal goes through; a hard exit will shave over 9 percent of GPD. Probably one of the worst self-inflected wounds I've ever seen. Well, maybe save for the 2016 U.S. elections, but for Britain, definitely one of the worst. Yeah, but at least we can stop all the darkies coming now! DEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 6 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Meghan will get a bigger shock when she finds out they open their presents on Christmas Eve!! Agree. However Boxing Day is going to be a much bigger shock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 I think watching a smashed Charles blowing ducks out of the sky wearing only a santa hat and wellies on xmas morning is probably going to be her most deeply scaring memory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 GDP isn’t really the concern of brexit voters, some sort of income inequality measure seems more relevant. Or the power to favor certain demographics. But if there’s a no deal, interest rates will go up. It’s just another boomer scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 7 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Kate is upper middle class English Rose who tows the line (she is popular with the Queen). Meghan is Yankee movie celebrity who has no comprehension on these strange customs and odd behaviour indulged by these old Hanoverians. Meghan will get a bigger shock when she finds out they open their presents on Christmas Eve!! I bet they give each other really shit presents aswell. It seems like a really "Royal" thing to do, just very modest shit gifts. I bet none of them has ever given Harry the latest xbox game or given the queen a new horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Thank christ for Amazon. With a few random clicks and christmas shopping is over. Royals probably have human forms of automation. The butler just says You give this vial of blood from the commonwealth to the Queen. And a carton of Rothmans King Size. Everything’s wrapped, I even signed it for you. Now which sock do you like to put on first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 37 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: I bet they give each other really shit presents aswell. It seems like a really "Royal" thing to do, just very modest shit gifts. I bet none of them has ever given Harry the latest xbox game or given the queen a new horse. Novelty gifts by all accounts. I remember Harry receiving from William a ''grow your own woman'' kit - stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Why do we have a yank in charge of the Bank of England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: Novelty gifts by all accounts. I remember Harry receiving from William a ''grow your own woman'' kit - stuff like that. Exactly as i thought. I knew it. I find the Royals and the British upper upper class fascinating. It's like they go beyond posh somehow into a different sphere where they are actually quite scruffy. It's why Kate can never really fit in because as immaculate as she is and however well spoken her parents are, a PROPER posh person can drive up in a muddy range rover wearing an old private school rugby top and out posh her effortlessly. The Eton Wall game, old duffers falling asleep in the House of Lords or indeed at Lords. I love it it's a different world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: Why do we have a yank in charge of the Bank of England? Is that what we're calling Harry's wallet these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 3 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Why do we have a yank in charge of the Bank of England? Mark Carney isn't American, he's Canadian. He was the Governor of the Bank of Canada before becoming the Governor for the Bank of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 So if there’s a no deal housing prices will drop 30%? The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Oldest Goat said: It's those well rehearsed little traditions that less us now they're such *reads my cue card*...charming, modest people. What’s weird is working class people aspire to be charming, modest people. Whereas middleclass people are well I’m sure someone here can fill you ins ijust came for the gin n post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: It's those well rehearsed little traditions that less us now they're such *reads my cue card*...charming, modest people. It is just their personal thing. The only reason we know stuff like that is from gossip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: The royals/class system is weird. It is a festering wound with gaudy glitter sprinkled over it. I'm half English and to my utter dismay found out some of my relatives were the groundskeepers for the Duke of such and such. You’re all slave owners. You can’t escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Farage is leaving ukip because of Robinson, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 What about immigration in May’s deal. I mean that’s what people voted on. Now it’s all about trade but will immigration drop 80%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 5 hours ago, wasted said: What about immigration in May’s deal. I mean that’s what people voted on. Now it’s all about trade but will immigration drop 80%? So far it has been nothing more than a cat fight. Contempt of Parliament over Attorney General legal advice that the Government wants to hide. 14 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Farage is leaving For this guy his life is a neverending leaving The real news would be the day he says he is remaning somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Padme said: So far it has been nothing more than a cat fight. Contempt of Parliament over Attorney General legal advice that the Government wants to hide. For this guy his life is a neverending leaving The real news would be the day he says he is remaning somewhere But basically the establishment gets some power back. Seems like trade will be fluid mostly. But will immigration be curbed at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 16 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Farage is leaving ukip because of Robinson, Think how big a cunt you have to be that even Nigel Farage thinks you're a cunt. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 The people own the national debt yo. Which ever free loader you vote for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Got a relative a 15 pound Christmas gift of Ted Baker perfume, then turn on the news tonight 3 hours after I've posted it. Sigh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Things not looking good for May and the Brexit deal. Grab your popcorn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 The Beast of Bolsover called some SNP MP a piece of shit apparently haha. Some dickhead, subsequently barred, also picked up the Ceremonial Mace and walked out with it. It is all kicking off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 48 letters achieved if the rumours are true. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Moggy will be forming a new government tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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