wasted Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Team sheet. Degea Jones, Lindlehof, Smalling, Young Matic, Mata, Pogba, Herrera Rashford, Martial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, SoulMonster said: That's half-Norwegian. I knew you had it in you. And when I say "you", I mean one of your maternal ancestors. And when I say "it", I mean the cock of a Norse viking. Half-breed the lot of you. Norse. "Hjem". When did the Scandinavian specie switch from hairy arsed beery chaps, to homosexual guys in sequins on Eurovision? When did this great switch take place - I'm curious? It is a faultline in your history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: When did the Scandinavian specie switch from hairy arsed beery chaps, to homosexual guys in sequins on Eurovision? When did this great switch take place - I'm curious? It is a faultline in your history. Talk about the luck of 9 bastards, they got in long boats and rowed across the channel looking for crumpet and ended up in Tyneside...how mingin' must the norse birds have been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: When did the Scandinavian specie switch from hairy arsed beery chaps, to homosexual guys in sequins on Eurovision? When did this great switch take place - I'm curious? It is a faultline in your history. This should be directed to a Swede or a Dane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, SoulMonster said: This should be directed to a Swede or a Dane. Are you saying Norway has maintained her manhood unlike aforementioned? You yourself have your modern gizmos and dishwashers. You go to Old Trafford to eat prawn sandwiches. You should be hunting bears and deer. I will allow you a firearm - not a spear. I'll concede you that bit of modernity. But nope. What a disappointment. 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Talk about the luck of 9 bastards, they got in long boats and rowed across the channel looking for crumpet and ended up in Tyneside...how mingin' must the norse birds have been They were all krauts anyhow. Soul's lot were a later edition of krauts which invaded older Krauts. This is spunko's island really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: Are you saying Norway has maintained her manhood unlike aforementioned? You yourself have your modern gizmos and dishwashers. You go to Old Trafford to eat prawn sandwiches. You should be hunting bears and deer. I will allow you a firearm - not a spear. I'll concede you that bit of modernity. But nope. What a disappointment. No, not necessarily. If I was to expand I would that your misconceptions about the vikings are probably as profound as your misconceptions about modern Scandinavia. You are basically comparing one inaccurate caricature with another inaccurate caricature. So manhood is about living in the past? Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that Quote Manchester United announced today that former striker Ole Gunnar Solskjær has been appointed as caretaker manager until the end of the 2018/19 season. Solskjær scored 126 goals in 366 appearances for United between 1996 and 2007. In 2008 he became the club’s reserve-team manager, before taking the managerial role at FC Molde in Norway. Solskjær will take charge of the first team with immediate effect and will remain in place while the club conducts a thorough recruitment process for a new full-time manager. He will be joined by Mike Phelan as first-team coach, working alongside Michael Carrick and Kieran McKenna. “Manchester United is in my heart and it’s brilliant to be coming back in this role. I’m really looking forward to working with the very talented squad we have, the staff and everyone at the club,” said Solskjær. Ed Woodward, Executive Vice Chairman, comments: “Ole is a club legend with huge experience, both on the pitch and in coaching roles. His history at Manchester United means he lives and breathes the culture here and everyone at the club is delighted to have him and Mike Phelan back. We are confident they will unite the players and the fans as we head into the second half of the season.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/ken-early-like-napoleon-mourinho-is-the-outsider-always-trying-to-prove-himself-1.3736207?mode=amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 They are both pint-sized also, Boney and Jose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: They are both pint-sized also, Boney and Jose. Napoleon wasn't as short as people think, at least not for his time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, SoulMonster said: Napoleon wasn't as short as people think, at least not for his time. No he wasn't - the myth was largely perpetuated by English media - but I decided not to mention that in order to draw the comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, DieselDaisy said: No he wasn't - the myth was largely perpetuated by English media - but I decided not to mention that in order to draw the comparison. As a historian, you decided to not correct a wildly perpetuated historical myth to make a comparison that only works when the myth is thought to be factual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 @Len Cnut You watching?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Well that was a fuckin' shit end to a shit day. Been narked off all day and thats capped it off handsomely. The only conciliation was watching Smelly Alli bottle it from Granit Xhaka like the fuckin' little minge that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Well that was a fuckin' shit end to a shit day. Been narked off all day and thats capped it off handsomely. The only conciliation was watching Smelly Alli bottle it from Granit Xhaka like the fuckin' little minge that he is. I'll say no more then. 2-0 though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, janrichmond said: I'll say no more then. 2-0 though You're out of order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: You're out of order love ya really Lispboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 7 hours ago, SoulMonster said: As a historian, you decided to not correct a wildly perpetuated historical myth to make a comparison that only works when the myth is thought to be factual? ...for the process of serving up the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasan--97 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I really think it’s Liverpool’s time this year, but then again I felt like that in 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Definitely a big chance. City aren’t quite as convincing as they looked. They do have tons of players though. De Brunye to cone back. If Salah gets injured then no. But it might be close if Liverpool key players stay fit. Pep will prob buy 3 more players in January though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasan--97 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 11 hours ago, wasted said: Definitely a big chance. City aren’t quite as convincing as they looked. They do have tons of players though. De Brunye to cone back. If Salah gets injured then no. But it might be close if Liverpool key players stay fit. Pep will prob buy 3 more players in January though. Maybe Liverpool can go for Fekir again in January. Hopefully we strengthen. De Bryune just came back didn’t he? I’m sure he even scored a quality goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I've started reading the Manchester Evening News. Sure, Norwegian newspapers can't get enough of Solskjær managing the greatest football club in the world, but I believe I get the news hours earlier if I go direct to the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 He speaks with a twinge of a Yankee accent, this Solskjær. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: He speaks with a twinge of a Yankee accent, this Solskjær. You think? I was surprised how British he sounded, even Mancunian, but then it dawned on me that he spent so many years in Manchester that it only makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: You think? I was surprised how British he sounded, even Mancunian, but then it dawned on me that he spent so many years in Manchester that it only makes sense. I can barely remember him to be honest and I actually still watched football during his era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: I can barely remember him to be honest and I actually still watched football during his era. 20LEGEND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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